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1 Clemente  Mon, Sep 7, 2009 11:50:09pm

Crispy new thread, fresh out of the Denver Airport ATM*... I wanna wad it up and stuff it in my pocket!

/* Automatic Thread Machine?

2 sngnsgt  Mon, Sep 7, 2009 11:51:41pm

Bar's Open!

3 Neutral President  Mon, Sep 7, 2009 11:52:59pm

re: #2 sngnsgt

Bar's Open!

Nazi Spy voice: "Fräulein Ravenwood, we... we are... not thirsty..."

4 Sharmuta  Mon, Sep 7, 2009 11:55:41pm

Evening Star

Thou fair hair'd angel of the evening,
Now, while the sun rests on the mountains light,
Thy bright torch of love; Thy radiant crown
Put on, and smile upon our evening bed!
Smile on our loves; and when thou drawest the
Blue curtains, scatter thy silver dew
On every flower that shuts its sweet eyes
In timely sleep. Let thy west wind sleep on
The lake; speak silence with thy glimmering eyes
And wash the dusk with silver. Soon, full, soon,
Dost thou withdraw; Then, the wolf rages wide,
And the lion glares thro' the dun forest.
The fleece of our flocks are covered with
Thy sacred dew; Protect them with thine influence.

-William Blake

5 BatGuano  Mon, Sep 7, 2009 11:57:20pm

re: #3 ArchangelMichael

I still love Raiders of the Lost Ark.

6 Sharmuta  Mon, Sep 7, 2009 11:59:23pm

Stars

Ah! why, because the dazzling sun
Restored our Earth to joy,
Have you departed, every one,
And left a desert sky?

All through the night, your glorious eyes
Were gazing down in mine,
And, with a full heart's thankful sighs,
I blessed that watch divine.

I was at peace, and drank your beams
As they were life to me;
And revelled in my changeful dreams,
Like petrel on the sea.

Thought followed thought, star followed star
Through boundless regions on;
While one sweet influence, near and far,
Thrilled through, and proved us one!

Why did the morning dawn to break
So great, so pure a spell;
And scorch with fire the tranquil cheek,
Where your cool radiance fell?

Blood-red, he rose, and arrow-straight,
His fierce beams struck my brow;
The soul of nature sprang, elate,
But mine sank sad and low.

My lids closed down, yet through their veil
I saw him, blazinig, still,
And steep in gold the misty dale,
And flash upon the hill.

I turned me to the pillow, then,
To call back night, and see
Your words of solemn light, again,
Throb with my heart, and me!

It would not do - the pillow glowed,
And glowed both roof and floor;
And birds sang loudly in the wood,
And fresh winds shook the door;

The curtains waved, the wakened flies
Were murmuring round my room,
Imprisoned there, till I should rise,
And give them leave to roam.

O stars, and dreams, and gentle night;
O night and stars, return!
And hide me from the hostile light
That does not warm, but burn;

That drains the blood of suffering men;
Drinks tears, instead of dew;
Let me sleep through his blinding reign,
And only wake with you!

-Emily Bronte

7 BatGuano  Mon, Sep 7, 2009 11:59:31pm

re: #4 Sharmuta

My favorite blake:
Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

8 BatGuano  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:01:37am

re: #6 Sharmuta

Bronte is alright too. :)

9 Sharmuta  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:02:47am

The Evening Star

Lo! in the painted oriel of the West,
Whose panes the sunken sun incarnadines,
Like a fair lady at her casement, shines
The evening star, the star of love and rest!
And then anon she doth herself divest
Of all her radiant garments, and reclines
Behind the sombre screen of yonder pines,
With slumber and soft dreams of love oppressed.
O my beloved, my sweet Hesperus!
My morning and my evening star of love!
My best and gentlest lady! even thus,
As that fair planet in the sky above,
Dost thou retire unto thy rest at night,
And from thy darkened window fades the light.

-Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

10 Sharmuta  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:06:32am

re: #7 BatGuano

My favorite blake:
Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

I love tigers.

11 BatGuano  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:07:40am

re: #9 Sharmuta

I'm not familiar with that. Poetry in the 19th century used to be held in high regard.Not so much anymore.

12 astronmr20  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:09:03am

So these are the last few nights I'll be up late by myself lurking on comment sections of blogs.

I get married on September 26th.

13 BatGuano  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:09:17am

re: #10 Sharmuta

My wife will love this! (I think it's pretty cool too).

14 Sharmuta  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:10:19am

re: #12 astronmr20

Congratulations!

15 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:10:29am

re: #12 astronmr20

I offer my condolences.
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Just joking. Congratulations.

16 BatGuano  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:10:39am

re: #12 astronmr20

Congratulations Astronomer!

17 davinvalkri  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:11:09am

Since we're quoting 19th century poetry, how about this one?

I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Lie in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half-sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
`My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings:
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away".

18 astronmr20  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:11:24am

Heh.

Thanks! Getting married in India. 2 weeks left to finish logistics!

19 davinvalkri  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:11:45am

re: #12 astronmr20

So these are the last few nights I'll be up late by myself lurking on comment sections of blogs.

I get married on September 26th.

Yay! Congratulations from the West Coast!

20 Bagua  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:11:54am

Also burning bright, in the forests of tonight

A singular sight in our lifetimes, one would hope, but also an awful beauty.

21 Sharmuta  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:12:04am

re: #13 BatGuano

My wife will love this! (I think it's pretty cool too).

She will really love this picture then. How can you not love it?

Baby Tiger with Chimp.

/Warning- above link might cause instant "awww!"

22 astronmr20  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:12:19am

re: #17 davinvalkri

Good stuff.

23 Henchman Ghazi-808  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:12:32am

How much does it cost a pirate to get an ear pearcing?

A buccaneer.

24 astronmr20  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:13:02am

re: #21 Sharmuta

She will really love this picture then. How can you not love it?

Baby Tiger with Chimp.

/Warning- above link might cause instant "awww!"

Baby tiger: "One day I keeel you!"

25 Neutral President  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:13:13am

re: #23 BigPapa

Arrr!

26 BatGuano  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:13:33am

re: #21 Sharmuta

Awww!

27 Sharmuta  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:14:19am

re: #24 astronmr20

Baby tiger: "One day I keeel you!"

Yeah-

Chimpanzee though: Ooo! Kitty!
Tiger thought: Ooo! Appetizer!

28 Sharmuta  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:15:07am
29 davinvalkri  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:15:23am

re: #22 astronmr20

Good stuff.

Should have noted that that's "Ozymandias" by Percy Shelley. My bad!

30 sngnsgt  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:16:02am

MISS THIS GUY YET?

'Here's my strategy on the Cold War:

'We win, they lose.' - Ronald Reagan

'The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' -Ronald Reagan

'The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.' - Ronald Reagan

'Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.' - Ronald Reagan

'I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.' -Ronald Reagan

'The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.' - Ronald Reagan

'Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.' - Ronald Reagan

'The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.' - Ronald Reagan

'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.' - Ronald Reagan

'Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: 'If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it' - Ronald Reagan

'Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.' - Ronald Reagan

'No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.' - Ronald Reagan

'If we ever forget that we're one nation under GOD, then we will be a nation gone under.' - Ronald Reagan

31 astronmr20  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:16:21am

re: #28 Sharmuta

Awww!

Time for nom!

32 astronmr20  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:16:44am

re: #30 sngnsgt

More than ever. ):

33 BatGuano  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:18:20am

re: #30 sngnsgt

Every day.

34 davinvalkri  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:18:50am

re: #30 sngnsgt

MISS THIS GUY YET?

'Here's my strategy on the Cold War:

'We win, they lose.' - Ronald Reagan

'The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' -Ronald Reagan

'The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.' - Ronald Reagan

'Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.' - Ronald Reagan

'I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.' -Ronald Reagan

'The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.' - Ronald Reagan

'Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.' - Ronald Reagan

'The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.' - Ronald Reagan

'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.' - Ronald Reagan

'Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: 'If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it' - Ronald Reagan

'Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.' - Ronald Reagan

'No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.' - Ronald Reagan

'If we ever forget that we're one nation under GOD, then we will be a nation gone under.' - Ronald Reagan

Damn, missed his presidency by THAT MUCH! (Okay, three years, I got H. W. Bush after he broke his "no new taxes" pledge, dangit.)

35 VioletTiger  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:19:46am

re: #30 sngnsgt

...sigh...
Yes.

36 astronmr20  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:20:46am

re: #34 davinvalkri

Damn, missed his presidency by THAT MUCH! (Okay, three years, I got H. W. Bush after he broke his "no new taxes" pledge, dangit.)

I was just thinking today about how Bush Sr.'s presidency went down in flames after that broken promise, compared to how many more substantial broken promises Obama has already made, and the difference in consequence of the two.

It's staggering.

37 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:24:17am

re: #30 sngnsgt

MISS THIS GUY YET?

'Here's my strategy on the Cold War:

'We win, they lose.' - Ronald Reagan

'The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' -Ronald Reagan

'The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.' - Ronald Reagan

'Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.' - Ronald Reagan

'I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.' -Ronald Reagan

'The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.' - Ronald Reagan

'Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.' - Ronald Reagan

'The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.' - Ronald Reagan

'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.' - Ronald Reagan

'Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: 'If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it' - Ronald Reagan

'Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.' - Ronald Reagan

'No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.' - Ronald Reagan

'If we ever forget that we're one nation under GOD, then we will be a nation gone under.' - Ronald Reagan

Dude was a bad ass, and I was born in 1987.

38 astronmr20  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:26:11am

re: #37 TheMatrix31

Dude was a bad ass, and I was born in 1987.

Indeed he was. In my circles, he pulled many a liberal into the light of conservatism.

Unfortunately our subsequent supposedly "conservative" Presidents squandered that legacy.

39 BatGuano  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:27:31am

re: #30 sngnsgt

Everyone,
We were not around at the time of the founding fathers but we were here for Reagan. I feel privileged to have been able to vote for him twice for President. We might not ever have that same opportunity,so I cherish what we had.

40 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:29:30am

re: #23 BigPapa

How much does it cost a pirate to get an ear pearcing?

A buccaneer.

Q: What disease did the pirates get when they went ashore in Hong Kong?

A: SAAARS!

41 davinvalkri  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:33:55am

re: #40 Fenway_Nation

re: #23 BigPapa

The only pirate joke I can think of that maybe nobody's heard before.

A pirate and a ninja walk into a bar...

42 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:34:08am

re: #28 Sharmuta

Awww!


Chimp: Wanna thumb wrestle?

Cub: *Sigh*Look...How many times have we been over this?

43 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:35:47am

re: #40 Fenway_Nation

This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel on the front of his pants.

The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel on the front of your pants?"

And the pirate says..."Yaargh, it's driving me nuts!!"

44 BARACK THE VOTE  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:38:16am

re: #7 BatGuano

My favorite blake:
Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

Ah batman...i adore blake and that is my favourite too...

What about these? Songs of Innocence and Experience...

For Mercy has a human heart
Pity, a human face;
And Love, the human form divine;
And Peace, the human dress.

Then every man, of every clime,
That prays in his distress,
Prays to the human form divine:
Love, Mercy, Pity, Peace.

---
versus:

Cruelty has a human heart,
And Jealousy a human face,
Terror the human form divine,
And Secrecy the human dress.

The human dress is forgèd iron,
The human form a fiery forge,
The human face a furnace seal'd,
The human heart its hungry gorge.

45 BatGuano  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:40:07am

re: #37 TheMatrix31

You were born in '87? remember the 1987 NBA championship series when Robert Parish had a sprained ankle and Kevin McHale had a broken foot?

46 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:42:09am

I was born in DECEMBER 1987 ;)

47 Sharmuta  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:42:42am

re: #44 iceweasel

I posted #6 for you, My Sister. No incubator, she.

48 BatGuano  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:42:47am

re: #44 iceweasel

Dark poem:

Father! father! where are you going?
O do not walk so fast.
Speak, father, speak to your little boy,
Or else I shall be lost.''

The night was dark, no father was there;
The child was wet with dew;
The mire was deep, & the child did weep,
And away the vapour flew.

49 BatGuano  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:44:42am

re: #46 TheMatrix31

Then whaddya, good for? Cripes.

50 BARACK THE VOTE  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:45:03am

re: #20 Bagua

Also burning bright, in the forests of tonight

A singular sight in our lifetimes, one would hope, but also an awful beauty.

Too long a sacrifice
Can make a stone of the heart.
O when may it suffice?
That is heaven's part, our part
To murmur name upon name,
As a mother names her child
When sleep at last has come
On limbs that had run wild.
What is it but nightfall?
No, no, not night but death;
Was it needless death after all?
For England may keep faith
For all that is done and said.
We know their dream; enough
To know they dreamed and are dead.
And what if excess of love
Bewildered them till they died?
I write it out in a verse --
MacDonagh and MacBride
And Connolly and Pearse
Now and in time to be,
Wherever green is worn,
Are changed, changed utterly:
A terrible beauty is born.

Yeats, Easter 1916

51 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:46:48am

There once was a man from Nantucket...

//

52 Neutral President  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:47:29am

re: #46 TheMatrix31

I was born in DECEMBER 1987 ;)

Ouch... I was 13 then. Why does everyone insist on making me feel old?

53 VioletTiger  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:47:57am

Two of my favorites, by Robert Frost:

Nothing Gold Can Stay

Nature's first green is gold
Her hardest hue to hold
Her early leaf's a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening

Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

54 theheat  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:48:08am

re: #48 BatGuano

Darker yet. Longfellow, from The Wreck of the Hesperus:

“Come hither! come hither! my little daughter,
And do not tremble so;
For I can weather the roughest gale
That ever wind did blow.”

He wrapped her warm in his seaman’s coat
Against the stinging blast;
He cut a rope from a broken spar,
And bound her to the mast.

“O father! I hear the church-bells ring,
O say, what may it be?”
“’Tis a fog-bell on a rock-bound coast!”—
And he steered for the open sea.

“O father! I hear the sound of guns,
O say, what may it be?”
“Some ship in distress, that cannot live
In such an angry sea!”

“O father! I see a gleaming light
O say, what may it be?”
But the father answered never a word,
A frozen corpse was he.

Lashed to the helm, all stiff and stark,
With his face turned to the skies,
The lantern gleamed through the gleaming snow
On his fixed and glassy eyes.

Then the maiden clasped her hands and prayed
That saved she might be;
And she thought of Christ, who stilled the wave,
On the Lake of Galilee.

And fast through the midnight dark and drear,
Through the whistling sleet and snow,
Like a sheeted ghost, the vessel swept
Tow’rds the reef of Norman’s Woe.

And ever the fitful gusts between
A sound came from the land;
It was the sound of the trampling surf
On the rocks and the hard sea-sand.

The breakers were right beneath her bows,
She drifted a dreary wreck,
And a whooping billow swept the crew
Like icicles from her deck.

She struck where the white and fleecy waves
Looked soft as carded wool,
But the cruel rocks, they gored her side
Like the horns of an angry bull.

Her rattling shrouds, all sheathed in ice,
With the masts went by the board;
Like a vessel of glass, she stove and sank,
Ho! ho! the breakers roared!

At daybreak, on the bleak sea-beach,
A fisherman stood aghast,
To see the form of a maiden fair,
Lashed close to a drifting mast.

The salt sea was frozen on her breast,
The salt tears in her eyes;
And he saw her hair, like the brown sea-weed,
On the billows fall and rise.

Such was the wreck of the Hesperus,
In the midnight and the snow!
Christ save us all from a death like this,
On the reef of Norman’s Woe!

55 BARACK THE VOTE  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:48:24am

re: #48 BatGuano

This, to me, is Blake's darkest poem...


I was angry with my friend:
I told my wrath, my wrath did end.
I was angry with my foe;
I told it not, my wrath did grow.

And I water'd it in fears,
Night & morning with my tears;
And I sunned it with my smiles
And with soft deceitful wiles.

And it grew both day and night,
Till it bore an apple bright;
And my foe beheld it shine,
And he knew that it was mine,

And into my garden stole
When the night had veil'd the pole:
In the morning glad I see
My foe outstretch'd beneath the tree

56 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:48:37am

re: #49 BatGuano

Then whaddya, good for? Cripes.

According to most people, nothing.

/

57 BatGuano  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:49:18am

re: #50 iceweasel

The Irish have been set apart for poetry.

58 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:50:19am

re: #51 Fenway_Nation

There once was a man from Nantucket...

//

There once was a man named Obama
Who would tax everyone, even his mama
He raised all the rates
He sealed all our fates
Causing us more financial trauma.

59 davinvalkri  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:50:21am

re: #54 theheat

We could always go even darker...

"It is an ancient Mariner,
And he stoppeth one of three.
`By thy long beard and glittering eye,
Now wherefore stopp'st thou me ?... "

Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Coleridge

60 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:52:12am

re: #52 ArchangelMichael

Ouch... I was 13 then. Why does everyone insist on making me feel old?

I was 16... so STFU and quit yer whining!
:)

61 theheat  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:54:27am

re: #59 davinvalkri

Quite grim.

Four times fifty living men,
(And I heard nor sigh nor groan)
With heavy thump, a lifeless lump,
They dropped down one by one.
62 VioletTiger  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:56:14am

Good night all!

63 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:56:14am

Santa Fe Steam Locomotive One Step Closer to Restoration; Women, Minorities Hardest Hit.

Unfortunately, a volunteer named Jim Hillis was killed in a fall at the site over the weekend.

64 Sharmuta  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:56:35am

Tell Me

Tell me I'm clever,
Tell me I'm kind,
Tell me I'm talented,
Tell me I'm cute,
Tell me I'm sensitive,
Graceful and wise,
Tell me I'm perfect-
But tell me the truth.

-Shel Silverstein

65 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:56:41am

re: #62 VioletTiger


G'nite Floral Giraffe...

wait a sec///

66 BatGuano  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:57:16am

re: #62 VioletTiger

Good night, Violet

67 BARACK THE VOTE  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 12:58:55am

re: #54 theheat

A Refusal to Mourn the Death, By Fire, of a Child In London
Dylan Thomas

Never until the mankind making
Bird beast and flower
Fathering and all humbling darkness
Tells with silence the last light breaking
And the still hour
Is come of the sea tumbling in harness

And I must enter again the round
Zion of the water bead
And the synagogue of the ear of corn
Shall I let pray the shadow of a sound
Or sow my salt seed
In the least valley of sackcloth to mourn

The majesty and burning of the child's death.
I shall not murder
The mankind of her going with a grave truth
Nor blaspheme down the stations of the breath
With any further
Elegy of innocence and youth.

Deep with the first dead lies London's daughter,
Robed in the long friends,
The grains beyond age, the dark veins of her mother,
Secret by the unmourning water
Of the riding Thames.
After the first death, there is no other.

68 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:02:44am

LOL this video was hilarious. From November 08

69 theheat  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:03:47am

re: #62 VioletTiger

'Night, Violet.

re: #63 Fenway_Nation

That train is a monster. Sorry to hear about the volunteer's fall, but at least he got to see the cab put back on before he went. The whole crew seems very pleased with what they've accomplished. It's an amazing train.

70 BatGuano  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:04:11am

re: #67 iceweasel

Ice, I was trying to think of that one. You are freaky! On January 6, 2006 as my dad was dying (he passed an hour later) I was thinking of Dylan Thomas:

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

71 BARACK THE VOTE  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:04:29am

re: #64 Sharmuta

Authors and actors and artists and such
Never know nothing, and never know much.
Sculptors and singers and those of their kidney
Tell their affairs from Seattle to Sydney.
Playwrights and poets and such horses' necks
Start off from anywhere, end up at sex.
Diarists, critics, and similar roe
Never say nothing, and never say no.
People Who Do Things exceed my endurance;
God, for a man that solicits insurance!

Dorothy Parker, Bohemia

72 EaterOfFood  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:07:12am

re: #67 iceweasel

A Refusal to Mourn the Death, By Fire, of a Child In London
Dylan Thomas

Never until the mankind making
Bird beast and flower
Fathering and all humbling darkness
Tells with silence the last light breaking
And the still hour
Is come of the sea tumbling in harness

And I must enter again the round
Zion of the water bead
And the synagogue of the ear of corn
Shall I let pray the shadow of a sound
Or sow my salt seed
In the least valley of sackcloth to mourn

The majesty and burning of the child's death.
I shall not murder
The mankind of her going with a grave truth
Nor blaspheme down the stations of the breath
With any further
Elegy of innocence and youth.

Deep with the first dead lies London's daughter,
Robed in the long friends,
The grains beyond age, the dark veins of her mother,
Secret by the unmourning water
Of the riding Thames.
After the first death, there is no other.

How would a synagogue of the ear of corn hold Passover services, seeing how corn is not Kosher For Passover?
/

73 Sharmuta  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:10:28am

i carry your heart with me

i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
my heart)i am never without it(anywhere
i go you go,my dear; and whatever is done
by only me is your doing,my darling)
i fear
no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want
no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true)
and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you

here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows
higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart

i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart)

-ee cummings

74 BARACK THE VOTE  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:10:48am

re: #70 BatGuano

Ice, I was trying to think of that one. You are freaky! On January 6, 2006 as my dad was dying (he passed an hour later) I was thinking of Dylan Thomas:

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Classic, Bat. Beautiful. And true, I am a poetry freak!
And i'm sorry for your loss. {bat}

75 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:11:54am

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Just going through some oldies-but-goodies, things I posted over the course of the last few years on my Facebook account.

76 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:12:04am

Official home of Santa Fe Baldwin 4-8-4 #2926

77 BatGuano  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:13:44am

re: #71 iceweasel

Pardon my ignorance, but is Dorothy Parker the one who was asked to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence and said, " You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think?

78 BARACK THE VOTE  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:14:37am

re: #73 Sharmuta

Ah, but do you know the original? Sir Philip Sidney in the 16th century?

My true-love hath my heart, and I have his,
By just exchange one for the other given.
I hold his dear, and mine he cannot miss:
There never was a bargain better driven.
His heart in me keeps me and him in one;
My heart in him his thoughts and senses guides:
He loves my heart, for once it was his own;
I cherish his because in me it bides.
His heart his wound received from my sight;
My heart was wounded with his wounded heart;
For as from me on him his hurt did light,
So still, methought, in me his hurt did smart:
Both equal hurt, in this change sought our bliss,
My true love hath my heart and I have his.

79 BatGuano  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:16:16am

re: #74 iceweasel

Thanks, Ice.

80 BARACK THE VOTE  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:17:42am

re: #77 BatGuano

Pardon my ignorance, but is Dorothy Parker the one who was asked to use the word "horticulture" in a sentence and said, " You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think?

yes, bat!

Also said: "If all the girls at the Yale dance were laid end to end...I wouldn't be a bit surprised"

And, when someone inquired after the broken leg of a female acquaintance:

"She hurt it sliding down a barrister"

And when a rival tried to insult her, opening a door for her and snarking "age before beauty"-- parker walked in first and said, "And pearls before swine".

She's a bit of a heroine of mine. ;)

81 theheat  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:21:39am

re: #76 Fenway_Nation

Fenway, is this sort of like train pron for you?

82 Sharmuta  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:22:19am

All You who Sleep Tonight

All you who sleep tonight
Far from the ones you love,
No hand to left or right
And emptiness above -

Know that you aren't alone
The whole world shares your tears,
Some for two nights or one,
And some for all their years.

-Vikram Seth

83 BatGuano  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:22:44am

re: #80 iceweasel

She's a bit of a heroine of mine. ;)

I see why! She was part of the Algonquin round table I believe, and the only other member I can think of is Bennet Cerf. Correct me if I am wrong.

84 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:24:24am
85 BARACK THE VOTE  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:24:33am

re: #47 Sharmuta

I posted #6 for you, My Sister. No incubator, she.

And here is one for you, Sister:

No one's fated or doomed to love anyone.
The accidents happen, we're not heroines,
they happen in our lives like car crashes,
books that change us, neighborhoods
we move into and come to love.
Tristan und Isolde is scarcely the story,
women at least should know the difference
between love and death. No prison cup,
no penance. Merely a notion that the tape - recorder
should have caught some ghost of us: that tape - recorder
not merely played but should have listened to us,
and could instruct those after us:
this we were, this is how we tried to love,
and these are the forces we had ranged within us
within us and against us, against us and within us.

Adrienne Rich, 21 Love Poems

86 BARACK THE VOTE  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:27:28am

re: #83 BatGuano

She's a bit of a heroine of mine. ;)

I see why! She was part of the Algonquin round table I believe, and the only other member I can think of is Bennet Cerf. Correct me if I am wrong.

No, you're totally right! Robert Benchley is the only other member I recall off hand.

She's awesome:

Once, when I was young and true,
Someone left me sad-
Broke my brittle heart in two;
And that is very bad.

Love is for unlucky folk,
Love is but a curse.
Once there was a heart I broke;
And that, I think, is worse.

87 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:28:08am

re: #81 theheat

Nah...the thing would have to actually be up and running for it to be anywhere near that.

But the fact that it went from static display to being fully restored is heartening in my mind's eye.

88 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:29:00am

Well, went to the last BBQ of the year that I will go to. Realized a few things.
1. You cannot talk rationally with idiots regardless of facts.
2. I think my IQ, which has its own challenges, dropped about 15 points. That is the reason it is my last BBQ this year.
3. Got ragged on about still being single by friends wives. Counter argument: No one gets half my house.

I really need to start playing golf again.

89 freetoken  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:32:15am

re: #88 Cannadian Club Akbar


3. Got ragged on about still being single by friends wives. Counter argument: No one gets half my house.

In such a situation, I would be highly tempted to say the following: "In other words, you are afraid I will be an example to your husbands of all the fun a single man can have without having to put up with all the BS a spouse can spit out."

90 theheat  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:32:32am

re: #87 Fenway_Nation

If you like old rusty stuff, you'd love this hulk in person. Funny story about being bound and determined to see what it looked like when it was moored awhile back, but I can't speak about it without incriminating myself. Nope, can't go there. ;-)

re: #88 Cannadian Club Akbar

You might meet one golfing. Stranger things have happened.

91 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:32:55am

Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn’t go this time because his wife wouldn’t let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dave headed home, frustrated.


The following week, when Dave’s buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Dave was already there. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.


“How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?”


“I didn’t have to,” Dave replied. I went home from work last night and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the ol’ lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, ‘Surprise’… When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, ‘Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want’……


SO HERE I AM!”

92 BatGuano  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:34:59am

re: #86 iceweasel

I searched some Dorothy Parker quotes and this Jumped out at me:

"She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B."
Dorothy Parker, speaking of Katharine Hepburn

93 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:36:50am

Rant off. Sorry to be a buzzkill. Mornin' (or evening) Honcos!!!

94 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:37:13am

re: #88 Cannadian Club Akbar

re: #89 freetoken

Well, there is that old saying, eh?

"Not all men are idiots. Some are bachelors".

95 theheat  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:40:04am

re: #89 freetoken

Speaking of, that knife cuts both ways. Last I saw, Mr. Heat he had a frying pan augered into his skull after coming home with yet another project car this evening.

Just remember:

"No matter how pretty handsome she is, somewhere, some guy gal is sick of her his shit."

96 freetoken  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:41:00am

..re: #94 Slumbering Behemoth


Heh... I have nothing against marriage. However, over the years my buddies' wives have fallen into roughly two categories: (1) those who project their unhappiness onto others, such as myself, who know/hang around with their husbands, (2) those who respect their husband's friends.

97 Neutral President  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:41:08am

re: #88 Cannadian Club Akbar

I avoided all the BBQs this year that I could. In any social situation I try to avoid any topics of conversation which will result in rationality clashing with idiots. (My friends are either firebrand leftists or kookservative right-wingers who would get banned here in about 5 minutes.)

When someone in the above category tries to bring up politics. I've learned to change the subject or fake having to go to the restroom.

98 BARACK THE VOTE  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:43:24am

re: #89 freetoken

In such a situation, I would be highly tempted to say the following: "In other words, you are afraid I will be an example to your husbands of all the fun a single man can have without having to put up with all the BS a spouse can spit out."

I'm a chick and a feminist and I wholly endorse freetoken's analysis here.

i experienced a similar (chick) version from my married female friends in more traditional relationships when I was applying to grad school: There it took the form of earnest advice that "You know, you really should be having a baby. Your life can't be complete until you do."
This from women who had babies very young and never had much education at all, mind you.

CCA: take note. Some of the 'advice' one receives about relationships is essentially about "Misery loves company, and if you make different choices you're threatening MY decisions (or my spouse's).

99 Neutral President  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:45:17am

re: #96 freetoken

I don't get much of #1 from friend's wives anymore. I'm not married but they know I've been in a serious relationship for years so I don't have that problem of being a single guy making their husbands jealous. I have unintentionally put the "buy a motorcycle" idea in friend's heads though in the past year and I'm expecting some minor fallout from wives eventually if any one of them goes through with it.

100 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:45:36am

re: #96 freetoken

Heh... I have nothing against marriage.

Nor do I. I am all for it, if that's what you're into. For many people it works out beautifully, for many others it is a horror.

For me? It's not for me.

101 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:45:52am

re: #97 ArchangelMichael

I avoided all the BBQs this year that I could. In any social situation I try to avoid any topics of conversation which will result in rationality clashing with idiots. (My friends are either firebrand leftists or kookservative right-wingers who would get banned here in about 5 minutes.)

When someone in the above category tries to bring up politics. I've learned to change the subject or fake having to go to the restroom.

Well, it was kinda that. But I was trying to explain the difference between DUI/Manslaughter and good ol' manslaughter. In Florida, DUI/Manslaughter is mandatory 15 years. Manslaughter, someone could get 3 years. I might have knocked something loose with all the head shaking I did.

102 freetoken  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:46:08am

re: #98 iceweasel


CCA: take note. Some of the 'advice' one receives about relationships is essentially about "Misery loves company, and if you make different choices you're threatening MY decisions (or my spouse's).


YES, YES, YES. I'm finally at an age where I can discern with reasonable accuracy when this is happening. So many times the "advice" given is really a projection. Can come from either gender, to either gender.

103 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:47:41am

I am actually very pro marriage. Just not to my friends wives.:)

104 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:48:31am

re: #95 theheat

Speaking of, that knife cuts both ways.

Indeed. My previous quip applies equally as well when said "Not all women are idiots..."

105 BARACK THE VOTE  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:49:24am

re: #96 freetoken

..

Heh... I have nothing against marriage. However, over the years my buddies' wives have fallen into roughly two categories: (1) those who project their unhappiness onto others, such as myself, who know/hang around with their husbands, (2) those who respect their husband's friends.

FT, that is true regardless of gender. If the wife bans her hubby's friends or hates them, that is bad news. But it is equally bad news when the male partner tries to do the same to his female partner, and that happens too.

I'll endorse the Spice Girls for this!

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever-- friendship never ends.

106 BatGuano  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:49:27am

After listening to my kvetching for several weeks, my wife made me fruitcup. she is one of the good ones.

107 theheat  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:53:18am

Mr. Heat started coming down with some bug last week, so I gave him a bottle of astragalus pills.

So, he goes to work after the weekend, and tells everyone he's feeling better because I gave him something that started with an A, sounds like as - ars - arsenic. Yeah, arsenic.

Yes, he said I gave him a bottle of arsenic to get over feeling sick.

And he went to college.

108 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:54:28am

There was a Paulian there that I got into it with about 6 months ago. He wouldn't say BOO to me. Heh.

109 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:56:12am

re: #107 theheat

Is Zycam off the market? I remember hearing that, but wasn't sure.

110 Neutral President  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:57:11am

re: #108 Cannadian Club Akbar

There was a Paulian there that I got into it with about 6 months ago. He wouldn't say BOO to me. Heh.

I don't have the energy to argue with them outside of LGF anymore. If I get caught in one of their "I know how this all works" tin-foil-esque rants I just nod and pretend like I agree with them (as long as they don't go racist or something) and move along. I cant downding people in real life.

111 theheat  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:57:32am

re: #109 Cannadian Club Akbar

I bought some last winter. Maybe since then it's been taken off. Mr. Heat took that and it didn't seem to have any bad effect.

Not like arsenic, anyway ;-)

112 BARACK THE VOTE  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 1:57:52am

re: #102 freetoken

YES, YES, YES. I'm finally at an age where I can discern with reasonable accuracy when this is happening. So many times the "advice" given is really a projection. Can come from either gender, to either gender.

Yes, FT, In fact I would take the radical position that it is USUALLY about projection-- when it's about married people 'advising' people, or people in very conventional situations advising people.

It's a bit weird that those are the same people that feel the need to prosleytise, no? Given that they've embraced a total conventional, very societally-supported choice...why are they so very deeply concerned when someone else does something different?

Not to get all personal here or make it about me-- but it's worth noting that when my married, older, female friends felt compelled to tell me I really needed to have a baby RIGHT NOW whilst I was concerned with applying to grad school-- i was in my early twenties and I was married. There was literally no good reason to urge me that I needed to have a baby NOW-- except that they were threatened by me making a choice that they hadn't, and wanting a different life from what they had.

113 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:00:39am

re: #111 theheat

I bought some last winter. Maybe since then it's been taken off. Mr. Heat took that and it didn't seem to have any bad effect.

Not like arsenic, anyway ;-)

The couple of times I got " that feeling in my throat" I used Zycam. Stuff is magic. But next time I'll try the arsenic.
/

114 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:00:48am

re: #110 ArchangelMichael

I cant downding people in real life.

You could try, but it would most likely earn you a night in the County Hotel.
/

115 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:03:11am

re: #112 iceweasel

I dated a girl who, within 3 weeks, was talking children. But that wasn't the bad thing. She wanted children so she could give them a better up bringing then she had. I didn't realize how fast I could run.

116 Neutral President  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:03:19am

re: #114 Slumbering Behemoth

That is to be avoided at all costs. I don't think they will let me keep my security clearance when it comes up for review.

117 theheat  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:04:50am

re: #113 Cannadian Club Akbar

Make sure the arsenic is spelled a-s-t-r-a-g-a-l-u-s, and you'll do okay.

It's a Chinese herb. I first used it on my veterinarian's recommendation for a horse with a long term (fatal) auto-immune illness, early on. Made a huge difference both in the time he stayed healthy and alive. He lived far beyond what anyone thought he would.

It was good enough for him, it was good enough for Mr. Heat.

118 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:05:11am

Good Morning LGF.

119 Mauser  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:06:08am

re: #7 BatGuano

My favorite blake:
Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

Parody I once heard:

Tiger, tiger, burning bright,
Might I ask you for a light?

I'm sorry sir, I must confess
We do not burn, we fluoresce.

120 BARACK THE VOTE  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:07:04am

re: #99 ArchangelMichael

I don't get much of #1 from friend's wives anymore. I'm not married but they know I've been in a serious relationship for years so I don't have that problem of being a single guy making their husbands jealous. I have unintentionally put the "buy a motorcycle" idea in friend's heads though in the past year and I'm expecting some minor fallout from wives eventually if any one of them goes through with it.

You'll get it for that. No mistake.
In my case, I got it for having a motorcycle myself and thus being a bad influence on my coupled guy friends, who were likewise inspired to get one. Other high risk physical activities as well. (no, not sex) that made the wives/gf's angry.

That being said, I endorse the idea of giving up riding once you have kids.
What have you got?

121 BatGuano  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:08:20am

Goodnight, everyone.

122 Fenway_Nation  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:09:23am

G'nite guano!

I'm not long for this thread myself...

123 UncleRancher  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:09:56am

Hey Fenway, how are you this morning?

124 theheat  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:09:57am

re: #121 BatGuano

A fine sendoff. Good night.

125 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:12:12am

re: #112 iceweasel

I think it all depends on who you're talking to, and how much experience they have had.

On one occasion, some holiday or other, I was talking with a married man and father of several children. We were hanging out and watching many other people's children running amok and acting like, well, children. I look at him and say "And people think there is something wrong with me because I won't marry and father children".

He said "I don't. I fucking admire you". Exact words.

I've heard much the same from married mothers.

Some folk just aren't meant to play that role. I am one of them.

126 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:12:58am

Politicians in Florida raised taxes $1 per pack of smokes. Now, people are quitting and others are going to Georgia to buy smokes. Revenues down. Hmm, wonder where they will get that money.

127 Neutral President  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:13:51am

re: #120 iceweasel

You'll get it for that. No mistake.
In my case, I got it for having a motorcycle myself and thus being a bad influence on my coupled guy friends, who were likewise inspired to get one. Other high risk physical activities as well. (no, not sex) that made the wives/gf's angry.

That being said, I endorse the idea of giving up riding once you have kids.
What have you got?

Triumph Street Triple.

128 theheat  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:14:21am

re: #126 Cannadian Club Akbar

How much does that make them at $1 more? Here they're $6.50-$8/pack.

129 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:14:23am
130 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:16:36am

re: #128 theheat

How much does that make them at $1 more? Here they're $6.50-$8/pack.

Smokes are around $5.50. But, the generic smokes are about $6 a pack now. Up from about $3.50.

131 theheat  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:17:41am

re: #130 Cannadian Club Akbar

Well, I guess that means my state cares more than yours. You know, about the children.

//

132 BARACK THE VOTE  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:17:54am

re: #115 Cannadian Club Akbar

I dated a girl who, within 3 weeks, was talking children. But that wasn't the bad thing. She wanted children so she could give them a better up bringing then she had. I didn't realize how fast I could run.

I think it's probably normal to want your kids to have an even better life than you did...I'll tell you, the thing I still don't get is the generalised female lust for the condition of marriage, or the idea of children. It's a total mystery to me.
Marriage isn't attractive to me at all as a state-- except when involving a very specific person. Similarly with children. I cannot understand the desire to just 'have children', apart from the idea of a specific desire to have the children of a very certain man.

That to me is the definition of love: Someone whom I could want to bear children to, because they'd be his children, and whom I would want to marry-- because it's him. No one else.

And I know so many women who seem to lust for the condition or state of being married and having children, and they're only looking for a male cut out doll to pop in their Barbie Dream House, and anyone who fits will suffice-- what the fuck is that all about?

And I know this probably sounded misogynistic and I swear it isn't, I just don't get it. I know a lot of it isn't the women, it's the culture telling us that this is our role and what we're supposed to do and be. But I don't get it. At all.

133 UncleRancher  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:18:02am

re: #130 Cannadian Club Akbar

I have saved so much money I should be rich. Cold turkey abouit 10 years ago.

134 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:18:18am

re: #99 ArchangelMichael

A nice personal ad for a bike here:

$10,000 06' Suzuki GSXR 1000 Farmington, UT

2006 Suzuki 1000.
This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service. (Expensive)

It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter. I'm selling it because it was purchased without the proper consent of a loving wife.

Apparently "do whatever the fuck you want" doesn't mean what I thought.

135 BARACK THE VOTE  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:19:26am

re: #125 Slumbering Behemoth

Updinged and favourited.

136 Neutral President  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:21:03am

re: #132 iceweasel

And I know so many women who seem to lust for the condition or state of being married and having children, and they're only looking for a male cut out doll to pop in their Barbie Dream House, and anyone who fits will suffice-- what the fuck is that all about?

It's called building the foundation for a future divorce. Likely following an incident of infidelity from one of the two.

137 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:23:31am

re: #134 Slumbering Behemoth

You need the new "What women say/what women mean" manual.

138 freetoken  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:23:44am

Almost made it into the spin-offs:

John Harwood On Obama School Speech Reaction

139 BARACK THE VOTE  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:24:34am

re: #136 ArchangelMichael

It's called building the foundation for a future divorce. Likely following an incident of infidelity from one of the two.

Or both, AM. Agreed.

But in most instances they stay unhappily wed -- "for the children!" -- while fucking around.
Then they lecture you and me about getting married.

I could have a serious rant here in a minute about why I think NOT getting married is a better sign of true commitment...

140 Neutral President  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:24:41am

re: #138 freetoken

I think spacejesus posted that earlier today.

I remember one of the comments was "Is that his real hair?"

141 theheat  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:25:16am

re: #140 ArchangelMichael

That was me. And, yes, I'm still wondering.

142 freetoken  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:25:20am

Guess I'll go down and check out what happened to the AGW thread... probably a mess down there.

143 freetoken  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:28:57am

re: #140 ArchangelMichael

Hey, me and SpaceJesus in sync... is that rad or what?

re: #141 theheat

Yeah, me too. While watching it I concluded it was fake.

144 BARACK THE VOTE  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:30:20am

re: #142 freetoken

Guess I'll go down and check out what happened to the AGW thread... probably a mess down there.

Ugly. You don't want to know.

But since I'm being indiscreet anyway, I would advise anyone who looks at that thread to also take a look at the end of the earlier overnight as well.

Very, very ugly.

145 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:31:37am

Can a crooked election be worse than no election at all?
Apparently some 447 polling stations have already been excluded from the Afghan vote count, representing as much as a 220,000 votes.
How much of this shit will it take for the world to stop the pretence of calling this farce a valid election?

[Link: news.bbc.co.uk...]

146 Neutral President  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:32:12am

re: #144 iceweasel

Shocka!

/

147 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:32:41am

re: #137 Cannadian Club Akbar

You need the new "What women say/what women mean" manual.

For certain types of women, that publication issues several editions per year, and is supplemented with many weekly revisions.

I'd prefer it if I could find someone who could read and understand the ancient manual, issued only once, without a single follow up edition or revision, entitled "The Behemoth means what The Behemoth says".

/I know. I'm dreaming.

148 Neutral President  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:34:51am

Oh there's some comedy in the AGW thread.

149 UncleRancher  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:34:57am

re: #146 ArchangelMichael

Shocka!

/

Must be... It won't eve load for me.

150 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:39:10am

If an AGW threat pops up, just grab a beer, make some popcorn and click the auto/refresh button.

151 theheat  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:41:09am

re: #145 Spare O'Lake

Never liked Karzai. I doubt there's anyone better than, but I still never liked him, the pandering ass. Obviously better than a Talibani, but that's not saying a lot.

I feel as soon as we leave and turn out the lights there, they'll backslide a hundred years. That religious shit is in their DNA, and they're surrounded by extremists. For every day we occupy it, we're delaying the inevitable regression, like plugging holes in a dyke. We're either in for the long haul, or a whole lot of disappointment.

152 BARACK THE VOTE  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:45:10am

re: #150 Cannadian Club Akbar

If an AGW threat pops up, just grab a beer, make some popcorn and click the auto/refresh button.

Yes, and I say, lie back and think of LVQ...

hee.

153 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:48:42am

re: #152 iceweasel

Yes, and I say, lie back and think of LVQ...

hee.

Don't make me break out the water hose.
/

154 BARACK THE VOTE  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:53:23am

re: #153 Cannadian Club Akbar

Don't make me break out the water hose.
/

That sounds scary. :(

155 harry catbox  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:57:42am

the people down the hall know who we are

156 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 2:59:00am

re: #155 harry catbox

the people down the hall know who we are

Booga.

157 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:00:19am

re: #151 theheat

Never liked Karzai. I doubt there's anyone better than, but I still never liked him, the pandering ass. Obviously better than a Talibani, but that's not saying a lot.

I feel as soon as we leave and turn out the lights there, they'll backslide a hundred years. That religious shit is in their DNA, and they're surrounded by extremists. For every day we occupy it, we're delaying the inevitable regression, like plugging holes in a dyke. We're either in for the long haul, or a whole lot of disappointment.

Even the status quo over there is medieval.
80% of the world heroin supply.
War lords/Taliban control most of the country outside of Kabul.
Religious zealotry trumps basic human liberties.
Rampant corruption.
What is the definition of a failed state?

158 freetoken  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:00:29am

re: #144 iceweasel

Ugly. You don't want to know.

Well, I just finished reading it. I only had the last 150 or so comments to plow through. I was pleased to find out that there were several posters who were able to bring a sharp mind to the counter-arguments given.

I already deleted the tab that was last night's overnight thread. Some things are just worth taking up my RAM.

159 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:04:26am

re: #157 Spare O'Lake

Even the status quo over there is medieval.
80% of the world heroin supply.
War lords/Taliban control most of the country outside of Kabul.
Religious zealotry trumps basic human liberties.
Rampant corruption.
What is the definition of a failed state?

The problem is that Pakistan has nukes. Not sure who Al Queda would go after first, prolly India.

160 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:04:48am

re: #155 harry catbox

the people down the hall know who we are

and the cosmic horrors what slumber in the oceans depths know what you are

/ur dreems? i taist thems

161 theheat  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:05:08am

re: #157 Spare O'Lake

And since the beginning, Karzai has only suggested we send more money. Repeatedly.

Early on, the Russians, having a score to settle, offered their "assistance" in dealing with the problem in Afghanistan. We, being upstanding types with a coalition behind us, declined.

In retrospect, I'd have turned the Russians loose, and sorted out whatever was left standing.

I know. Probably all kinds of barbaric and totally naive of me.

162 harry catbox  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:07:37am

she's filing her nails while their dragging the lakere: #160 Slumbering Behemoth

she's filing her nails while their dragging the lakeshe's filing her nails while their dragging the lake

yet you know not what

163 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:09:04am

re: #162 harry catbox

The large moose walks at midnight.

164 harry catbox  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:09:49am

leaving Afghanistan would be a mistake

165 theheat  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:17:47am

It's after 3 am here, and I have to figure out what work is actually going to get finished.

Been fun. Good night.

166 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:17:48am

re: #152 iceweasel

Yes, and I say, lie back and think of LVQ...

hee.

Speaking of which doesn't

methane gas

, which is the new wunderkind of GW, come from non-human activities?

167 freetoken  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:21:46am

re: #166 Spare O'Lake

, which is the new wunderkind of GW, come from non-human activities?

Methane comes from both human caused sources (especially agriculture, but also waste dumps) and non-human sources (decaying of dead organisms.)

The paper to which you linked has to do with methane-hydrates, which have been accumulating under the sea for a very many long years.

168 haakondahl  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:27:46am

re: #164 harry catbox

leaving Afghanistan would be a mistake

Amen! It would be worse than a mistake. It would be a failure of which most people cannot imagine the magnitude. I feel that our presence in Afghanistan is an existential issue for the United States.

169 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:28:10am

re: #162 harry catbox

The Unknown Knows.

170 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:35:45am

It is quiet.

Too quiet.

171 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:37:00am

re: #170 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

It is quiet.

Too quiet.

Shhh. We're hunting wabbit.

172 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:37:04am

re: #170 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

It is quiet.

Too quiet.

Lahkshen keygle,
Lokshen kugel,
Say it either way.

One is sweet,
The other peppered,
Eat some every day.

173 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:38:58am

re: #172 Spare O'Lake

Lahkshen keygle,
Lokshen kugel,
Say it either way.

One is sweet,
The other peppered,
Eat some every day.

I'm afaid to ask what that is.

174 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:39:09am

re: #171 Cannadian Club Akbar

re: #172 Spare O'Lake

...the drums stopped...

175 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:39:59am

re: #172 Spare O'Lake

Lahkshen keygle,

Those exercises?

176 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:40:07am

re: #174 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

re: #172 Spare O'Lake

...the drums stopped...

That always happens before the big finally.

177 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:41:59am

I'm watching Big Bang Theory (CBS Show) on my computer. Pretty lame, but I'm giving it a shot. I think I'm going to pull the plug on the third episode though.

178 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:43:10am

re: #177 TheMatrix31

I think it is a funny show. You have to watch beyond three episodes to get the flow of the characters.

179 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:43:51am

re: #176 Cannadian Club Akbar

...the big finally?

*Canadians...

180 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:45:15am

re: #179 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

...the big finally?

*Canadians...

Who's Canadian?

181 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:46:47am

re: #178 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I think it is a funny show. You have to watch beyond three episodes to get the flow of the characters.

Yeah? Maybe I'll give it a few more episodes. I was hooked on Two And A Half Men from the beginning, which I just completed six seasons of in about a month total.

182 freetoken  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:47:39am

re: #170 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Well, how about this then: David Corn, traditional "liberal" columnist, writes two (closely related articles) covering the Van Jones mess:

Van Jones and the 9/11 Conspiracy Theory Poison

How 9/11 Conspiracy Poison Did in Van Jones

From the latter:

As far as I can tell, the only thing the so-called 9/11 Truth movement has accomplished is this: it's caused the Obama administration to lose its most prominent expert on green jobs. So well done, Truthers. Thanks to you, the federal government will now be spending about $80 billion on green economy initiatives without the guiding hand of one of the most knowledgeable experts in this field.

[...]

The 9/11 conspiracy theory was just too tempting for many Bush critics. Van Jones says he was not fully aware of what he was signing when he put his John Hancock on that 9/11 petition. This might be true. But I can see how Jones and others on the left--without thinking too much--might have easily said, sure, sign my name to any call for any investigation of Bush and Cheney. And that sloppiness--if that's what it was--has cost him his job.

[...]

The 9/11 theory is only for people who do not understand--or care to understand--how government really works (or doesn't). It's unfortunate that Jones did not stay far from its gravitational pull. I have no idea if he did or did not understand what he was endorsing when he--or an aide--gave the 9/11 Truthers permission to use his name. Still, it's a pity he will no longer be advising the Obama administration on green jobs.

That's an area in which Jones has been a pioneer. Fast Company magazine last year placed him on its list of the "12 Most Creative Minds ...

And from the former:

From here on, I presented a tutorial that should persuade anyone that the 9/11 theory makes no sense. (Click here if you want to see it.) But I have learned from experience that people who believe this stuff are not open to persuasion. (Please do not send me emails, mail me manuscripts, invite me to debates, or post comments accusing me of being a CIA plant.)

David Corn sounds like Charles on this point. Truthers are just poison... which is why all any reasonable person can do is simply show them the door. Same with 'nirthers.

Also from the first link:

At the end of this sad episode, we're left with a victorious Beck waving a scalp. (One prominent conservative tells me he is deeply upset by this, for the last thing he wants to see is Beck's credibility on the right enhanced.) And the circus will continue, with Beck now calling on his followers to dig up dirt on other Obama administration officials, and MSNBC's Keith Olbermann urging his audience to dig up dirt on Beck and Roger Ailes, the head of Fox.

Anyone have a guess who this "prominent conservative" may be?

183 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:48:45am

re: #181 TheMatrix31

BBT isn't as funny as two and a half men, but the nerds are kind of fun to get to know.

The girl is cute too.

Oops... serious commenting just started. Gotta go read.

184 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:48:53am

noodle pudding noodle pudding noodle pudding noodle pudding
noodle pudding noodle pudding noodle pudding noodle pudding
noodle pudding noodle pudding noodle pudding noodle pudding
noodle pudding noodle pudding noodle pudding noodle pudding
noodle pudding noodle pudding noodle pudding noodle pudding

185 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:49:31am

Romney maybe?

186 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:50:41am

re: #184 Spare O'Lake

Noodle pudding?

187 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:51:40am

re: #186 Cannadian Club Akbar

Noodle pudding?

Yes please.

188 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:52:40am

re: #182 freetoken

Learn from Van Jones mistake, Troofer asks to speak to you, tell him/her...

1. No I will not sign your petition.
2. You are nuttier than a fruitcake
3. I am finished with you.

I think it's pretty simple.

VJ was stupid for not following the simple three steps listed above.

189 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:54:10am

re: #188 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Learn from Van Jones mistake, Troofer asks to speak to you, tell him/her...

1. No I will not sign your petition.
2. You are nuttier than a fruitcake
3. I am finished with you.

I think it's pretty simple.

VJ was stupid for not following the simple three steps listed above.

I like to ask them about the chemtrails.

190 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:54:11am

re: #182 freetoken

(One prominent conservative tells me he is deeply upset by this, for the last thing he wants to see is Beck's credibility on the right enhanced.)

Probably not somebody interested in running nationally. Sigh.

191 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 3:58:52am

Lokshen Kugel = noodle pudding
[Link: www.mfa.gov.il...]

192 freetoken  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 4:00:30am

re: #190 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Corn has lots of connections in the DC good 'ol boy network, so the "conservative" could either be a politician or a columnist.

193 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 4:00:47am

re: #191 Spare O'Lake

Lokshen Kugel = noodle pudding
[Link: www.mfa.gov.il...]

Take out the cinnamon and sugar and add parm cheese.

194 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 4:05:02am

re: #193 Cannadian Club Akbar

Take out the cinnamon and sugar and add parm cheese.

fettucine afraido?

195 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 4:05:37am

Good neighbor (super lib) and I had a few beers last night. I told him that I am not the kind of conservative who doesn't think the Prez should be able to talk to the kids.

He said (gasp)... you guys have plenty to be upset about.

He thinks that the Obama administration is over- reaching in many areas. Thinks that we should focus on that stuff.

My neighbor is smart as hell.

196 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 4:06:08am

re: #194 Spare O'Lake

fettucine afraido?

Pretty much. Add gulf shrimp and even better.

197 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 4:06:16am

re: #192 freetoken

Like I said...

198 freetoken  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 4:06:33am

All of you hoarding gold bars, rejoice!

Gold vaults $1,000/oz, momentum overwhelms

Gold powered through the $1,000 per ounce psychological barrier on Tuesday, carried by a wave of pent-up technical momentum and dollar weakness, with some analysts eyeing last year's record high at $1,030.80.

Some investors were also seeing gold as a caveat to stock market bullishness as they fret about the result of central banks and governments pumping billions of dollars into banking systems to boost growth.

199 razorbacker  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 4:07:32am

The decline of poetry:
Poetry doesn't have to rhyme, anymore. That makes it prose.

Astronmr 20:
Congratulations. See you in six months.

Kids:
I'm with Rita Rudner. The warnings on liquor bottles regarding alcohol abuse and fetal abnormalities are so ironic, given that so many children are conceived due to alcohol abuse.

The wife came home and was telling me a story about this six year old boy and his twelve year old sister. The boy had found a frog and decided it would make a good friend. The sister offered $100 if the boy would eat the frog. The boy considers, then says that he'd rather have the friend than $100. My question is, where does a twelve year old girl get $100 to throw around?

200 King of the Douche, now you may bow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 4:11:01am

re: #199 razorbacker

The decline of poetry:
Poetry doesn't have to rhyme, anymore. That makes it prose.

Astronmr 20:
Congratulations. See you in six months.

Kids:
I'm with Rita Rudner. The warnings on liquor bottles regarding alcohol abuse and fetal abnormalities are so ironic, given that so many children are conceived due to alcohol abuse.

The wife came home and was telling me a story about this six year old boy and his twelve year old sister. The boy had found a frog and decided it would make a good friend. The sister offered $100 if the boy would eat the frog. The boy considers, then says that he'd rather have the friend than $100. My question is, where does a twelve year old girl get $100 to throw around?

She probably didn't have $100. Just wanted to see if he would eat it. Besides, if he did eat it and she didn't pay, what is he gonna do? He's 6.

201 freetoken  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 4:11:14am

Spot silver is up to $16.75/oz. Time to go sell another roll of silver dollars...

202 razorbacker  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 4:16:05am

re: #200 Cannadian Club Akbar

She probably didn't have $100. Just wanted to see if he would eat it. Besides, if he did eat it and she didn't pay, what is he gonna do? He's 6.


Who knows? He did offer to eat a handful of dirt for $100. She declined, saying anyone would eat dirt for $100. So he asked why she kept offering him money to eat weird stuff and she said there wasn't any fun in seeing him eat normal stuff.

This probably sounds strange, to childless people or those with only one kid. As the oldest of six, I don't find it the least bit odd. If you can't get a laugh out of your younger siblings, what are they there for, anyway?

203 [deleted]  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 4:20:04am
204 freetoken  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 4:28:36am

BTW, PJM founder Roger L. Simon is praising Glenn Beck:

...People trust Beck and they don’t trust the NYT. Beck may be biased, but he’s honest about it...

Beck "honest" about his biases? Ha!

Oh, and guess what the first comment is:

1. Steve:
You didn’t mention that PJM co-founder Charles Johnson dissembled on Van Jones behalf. Van Jones signed a petition by an organization called 911truth.org. How CJ could think that Van Jones didn’t know it was a truther petition is beyond belief.

Sep 7, 2009 - 10:29 am

Or how about the fifth comment?

5. Calvin Ball:
Steve, CJ is no longer (and hasn’t been for a long time) associated with PJM. And I agree, he’s really gone over the deep end in the past year. The guy is bordering on nutcase right now. I used to go there frequently. Now, I occasionally go there for the links bulletin board. I don’t bother with CJ’s articles. I don’t need the 87th article on the “nirthers”, or the 349th article on the creationists. It’s not as if there aren’t any important issues to to be writing about.

He’s obsessed, and bordering on pathological.

Sep 7, 2009 - 11:23 am

Or the 7th:

7. myna:
I don’t go there anymore. CJ has been obsessing with creationists and birthers. He sounds more like Bill Maher lately.

Sep 7, 2009 - 12:21 pm

I suppose there will be more.

205 [deleted]  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 4:30:30am
206 Shiplord Kirel  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 4:31:39am

We are seeing a media coup d'etat.

Beck and his ilk have hijacked the Republican Party, just as Walter Cronkite and comrades hijacked the Democrats in 1968. I hope it doesn't take 40 years to undo this one.

207 razorbacker  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 4:32:52am

Folks, that's me for today.

For, while you may delay a Monday be 24 hours, sooner or later the week has to begin.

It'll feel like Monday all day, I'll bet.

208 freetoken  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 4:33:14am

re: #205 taxfreekiller

The head of NOAA is Jane Lubchenco, who is held in very high esteem by her colleagues as well as the political establishment.

Is there something you find wrong with her?

209 [deleted]  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 4:36:04am
210 yochanan  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 4:53:33am

As Andrew Breitbart put it, “For most people in this country, the resignation was the first they had heard of Van Jones. For this sin of journalistic omission, there's institutional media blame. Bias is too tame a word for the utter shamelessness on display: Only Republican scandals - real and imagined - matter.”

van jones on 9-13-01 said because of our bombs on iraq we deserved it. so he by his own words said we were a deserver just like rev wright.
how many of these hate america clowns does the GREAT AND WONDERFUL ZERO have to appoint, hang around with or get married by do we have to have to really question his belief system?

211 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 4:56:56am

re: #210 yochanan

Hey, yoch? Van Jones is gone.

Why not check out Jeff Jones, another one of FCBBHO's advisers?

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

212 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 4:59:06am

re: #208 freetoken

The head of NOAA is Jane Lubchenco, who is held in very high esteem by her colleagues as well as the political establishment.

Is there something you find wrong with her?

Gee. She got the Heniz Award, just like the Ehrliches.

213 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 4:59:57am

And, James Hansen and John Holdren.

214 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:00:20am

re: #211 MandyManners

Hey, yoch? Van Jones is gone.

Why not check out Jeff Jones, another one of FCBBHO's advisers?

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

Who seems to be even worse than VJ.

215 freetoken  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:00:39am

re: #210 yochanan


van jones on 9-13-01 said because of our bombs on iraq we deserved it. so he by his own words said we were a deserver just like rev wright.

Well, that is not exactly what Van Jones said.

On the larger issue... there are thousands of political appointees in an administration. How many of them ever get closely scrutinized in the popular press? Only a handful. Heck, there are Secretaries of Departments that people haven't even heard of... Quick, can you name off the top of your head all the Secretaries of all the Departments?

216 freetoken  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:01:14am

re: #213 MandyManners

All three of them are notable in their fields.

217 yochanan  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:03:19am

the MSM'S news programing isn't all that different from it's cultural shows which are still in the we all love and fawn over the zero mode.

van jones is what i would call a DESERVER and a full blown bush hater how much of jump is it between being a deserver to a truther? i think he did in fact sign it as a deserver and his denial is just CYA SMOKE.

218 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:04:53am

re: #214 TheMatrix31

Who seems to be even worse than VJ.

Ya' think?! Have you read his Wiki?

219 yochanan  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:04:55am

re: #215 freetoken

CLOSE ENOUGH WASN'T A WORD FOR WORD QUOTE.

220 [deleted]  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:05:45am
221 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:05:47am

re: #216 freetoken

All three of them are notable in their fields.

Do you mean Paul and Anne Ehrlich, Holdren and Hansen?

222 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:06:14am

re: #217 yochanan

the MSM'S news programing isn't all that different from it's cultural shows which are still in the we all love and fawn over the zero mode.

van jones is what i would call a DESERVER and a full blown bush hater how much of jump is it between being a deserver to a truther? i think he did in fact sign it as a deserver and his denial is just CYA SMOKE.

Earth to Yoch! Earth to Yoch!

223 freetoken  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:06:58am

re: #221 MandyManners

No. Lubchenco, Hansen, and Holdren.

224 opnion  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:08:26am

re: #217 yochanan

the MSM'S news programing isn't all that different from it's cultural shows which are still in the we all love and fawn over the zero mode.

van jones is what i would call a DESERVER and a full blown bush hater how much of jump is it between being a deserver to a truther? i think he did in fact sign it as a deserver and his denial is just CYA SMOKE.

Good morning all. If you sign a petition for 911truth.org, you might think that it is for truthers.
Fitrst he would'nt admit signing it, then they added more to the petition & finally "I did'nt read it carefully."
Lawyers are the most careful readers on the planet.

225 freetoken  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:10:22am

One thing to remember, MM, is the question: who is pulling whose cart?

When a social/political organization gives an award to a scientist after that scientist has become an established leader in their field, the honor flows both ways. I have often felt that when some organizations give awards what they are really looking for is extending their field of contacts in society. Other than the Nobel prize (or its equivalent in mathematics),or a Presidential or Congressional medal, most awards aren't going to enhance someone who is already seen as a leader.

226 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:11:17am

re: #218 MandyManners

Ya' think?! Have you read his Wiki?

No idea actually. I was goin' off what you posted yesterday (the other day?).

227 freetoken  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:13:27am

BTW, one of the minor victories for the side of morality among the right-o-sphere is seeing that some websites have dropped Pat Buchanan.

I was wondering if Pat did a follow up to his horrendous article on WWII... and couldn't find him on Townhall.

Anyway, I checked Pat's own website, which I haven't done in quite a while. I was surprised to see how far off into la-la land he has drifted, with full blown support for Ron Paul, etc.

228 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:14:15am

re: #226 TheMatrix31

No idea actually. I was goin' off what you posted yesterday (the other day?).

I re-posted


[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

His Wiki

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

229 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:16:06am

re: #223 freetoken

No. Lubchenco, Hansen, and Holdren.

Yeah, the Heinz Award. From Teresa Heinz Kerry.

I bet if I did a check of all the recipients, I'd find a pack of Lefties.

230 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:17:53am

Wow. Who pissed in my Post Toasties this morning?

231 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:18:19am

re: #230 MandyManners

Wow. Who pissed in my Post Toasties this morning?

Not me. I was in bed.

232 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:20:25am

re: #228 MandyManners

I re-posted

[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

His Wiki

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

Wow, this guy's a real piece of shit.

233 freetoken  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:21:43am

At Buchanan's website, the latest article is written by Paul Craig Roberts, on the release of the photos of the wounded (and subsequently dead) soldier by the AP.

Quoting Roberts:


...

To stem opposition to its wars, the War Department hides signs of American casualties from the public. Angry that evidence escaped the censor, the War Secretary and the American Legion attacked with politically correct jargon: “insensitive,” “offended,” and the “anguish,” “pain and suffering” inflicted upon the Marine’s family. The War Department sounds like it is preparing a harassment tort.

Isn’t this passing the buck? The Marine lost his life not because of the Associated Press and a photographer, but because of the war criminals – Gates, Bush, Cheney, Obama, and the US Congress that supports wars of naked aggression that serve no American purpose, but which keeps campaign coffers filled with contributions from the armaments companies.

...

Not a single reference to the fact that the family of the slain soldier didn't want the photos released.

What a putrid backwater pool of "conservatives" that group has become.

234 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:22:08am

re: #231 JamesTKirk

Not me. I was in bed.

...in bed.

235 haakondahl  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:22:48am

re: #234 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

...in bed.

Ok.

236 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:23:08am

re: #231 JamesTKirk

Not me. I was in bed.

So was I. I got up to find my cereal all soggy and smelly.

237 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:23:14am

re: #234 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

re: #231 JamesTKirk
Not me. I was in bed.

...in bed.

That's what she said.

In my bed.

[Link: hiyooo.com...]

238 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:23:34am

re: #232 TheMatrix31

Wow, this guy's a real piece of shit.

I don't like that phrase so, I'll just stick to fucking commie.

239 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:24:12am

re: #238 MandyManners

I don't like that phrase so, I'll just stick to fucking commie.

Don't fuck commies. They'd want to spread the love equally among everyone.

/

240 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:24:19am

I gotta' git.

241 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:24:49am

re: #239 thedopefishlives

Don't fuck commies. They'd want to spread the love equally among everyone.

/

I had to up-ding you before I left.

242 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:24:53am

[Link: news.aol.com...]

Dad Arrested for Kissing His Daughter

(Sept. 7) - Italian diplomats are trying to secure the release of an Italian businessman who was arrested in Brazil after he was seen kissing his 8-year-old daughter in public.
The 48-year-old man was arrested Sept. 2 and could face eight to 15 years in prison if convicted under a tough new law designed to crack down on child abuse, BBC News reported Monday.

243 Shiplord Kirel  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:25:11am

re: #233 freetoken

At Buchanan's website, the latest article is written by Paul Craig Roberts, on the release of the photos of the wounded (and subsequently dead) soldier by the AP.

Quoting Roberts:

Not a single reference to the fact that the family of the slain soldier didn't want the photos released.

What a putrid backwater pool of "conservatives" that group has become.

Remarkable. Roberts's screed could have been lifted verbatim from a communist website.

244 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:25:13am

re: #241 MandyManners

I had to up-ding you before I left.

Thanks. Good morning, by the way (when you get back).

245 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:25:36am

re: #242 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Italian diplomats are trying to secure the release of an Italian businessman who was arrested in Brazil after he was seen kissing his 8-year-old daughter in public. The 48-year-old man was arrested Sept. 2 and could face eight to 15 years in prison if convicted under a tough new law designed to crack down on child abuse, BBC News reported Monday.

WTF?!?!

246 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:27:20am

re: #242 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

[Link: news.aol.com...]

Dad Arrested for Kissing His Daughter

(Sept. 7) - Italian diplomats are trying to secure the release of an Italian businessman who was arrested in Brazil after he was seen kissing his 8-year-old daughter in public.
The 48-year-old man was arrested Sept. 2 and could face eight to 15 years in prison if convicted under a tough new law designed to crack down on child abuse, BBC News reported Monday.

I understand the intent - they probably thought he was a pedophile and intended on busting him for that. But seriously? I'm almost afraid to become a parent, wondering what laws I'm going to get convicted under for disciplining my children.

247 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:27:47am

re: #245 JamesTKirk

Read it...

Unintended consequences...

248 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:27:51am

re: #238 MandyManners

I don't like that phrase so, I'll just stick to fucking commie.

Even better!

249 freetoken  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:28:33am

re: #243 Shiplord Kirel

Remarkable. Roberts's screed could have been lifted verbatim from a communist website.

They (Roberts, Buchanan, and their supporters) are becoming some sort of mixture of neo-confederates and anarchists. The rhetoric used is similar to any extremist group seeking to portray itself as the minority victim against the majority establishment. Perhaps this is why it sounds similar to a "communist" propaganda piece.

250 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:29:36am

re: #247 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Read it...

Unintended consequences...

That still doesn't excuse the idiots for not having released him yet once it became known that it was perfectly innocent and his daughter.

251 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:30:46am

Slow this morning. Is everyone fighting on one of the older threads, or just recovering from the long weekend.

252 Koyaanistaaqa  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:31:01am

re: #225 freetoken

One thing to remember, MM, is the question: who is pulling whose cart?

When a social/political organization gives an award to a scientist after that scientist has become an established leader in their field, the honor flows both ways. I have often felt that when some organizations give awards what they are really looking for is extending their field of contacts in society. Other than the Nobel prize (or its equivalent in mathematics),or a Presidential or Congressional medal, most awards aren't going to enhance someone who is already seen as a leader.

Nobel.
/Noble.

Albert Arnold (Al) Gore Jr.
1/2 of the prize
[Link: nobelprize.org...]

Gore Carbon Offsets, Lubchenco catch-shares.
/Pew.

Cap-And-Trade: Al Gore's Cash Cow
[Link: www.ibdeditorials.com...]

Enviro group steps up 'catch share' push
[Link: www.gloucestertimes.com...]

253 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:31:17am

re: #251 JamesTKirk

Slow this morning. Is everyone fighting on one of the older threads, or just recovering from the long weekend.

Recovering from the long weekend. I OD'd on fried goodness at the state fair.

254 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:31:20am

re: #250 JamesTKirk

Yup.

255 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:33:17am

re: #251 JamesTKirk

To quote the entertaining Bill Bryson after a very late night..

"Where coffee, where?!"

256 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:33:50am

re: #253 thedopefishlives

Recovering from the long weekend. I OD'd on fried goodness at the state fair.

I had insufficient sleep and fluid intake over the weekend (after giving blood last week), so I'm also in recovery. Fortunately, my doctor ("Dammit Jim!") prescribes Saurian Brandy for everything.

257 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:34:50am

re: #256 JamesTKirk

I had insufficient sleep and fluid intake over the weekend (after giving blood last week), so I'm also in recovery. Fortunately, my doctor ("Dammit Jim!") prescribes Saurian Brandy for everything.

It doesn't help any that I finished all my work early last week, and so I'm sitting here utterly bored without anything assigned to do.

*whistles innocently*

258 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:35:40am

re: #246 thedopefishlives

But seriously? I'm almost afraid to become a parent, wondering what laws I'm going to get convicted under for disciplining my children.

Get a digital camera. Develop any film of your child taking his first bath or anything else perfectly innocent and get ready to have a conversation with Officer Friendly.

259 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:36:23am

re: #257 thedopefishlives

It doesn't help any that I finished all my work early last week, and so I'm sitting here utterly bored without anything assigned to do.

*whistles innocently*

Whenever I complain of being bored, I get attacked by those Klingon bastards again. So I just keep my mouth shut.

260 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:38:17am

re: #258 JamesTKirk

Get a digital camera. Develop any film of your child taking his first bath or anything else perfectly innocent and get ready to have a conversation with Officer Friendly.

Thankfully, I'm young and hip enough that I at least make a passing attempt at keeping up with the tech curve.
re: #259 JamesTKirk

Whenever I complain of being bored, I get attacked by those Klingon bastards again. So I just keep my mouth shut.

Heh. Says the Fish: "I'm bored." Says the Mrs. Fish: "Why don't you go do something useful, like wash the dishes or scrub the kitchen floor?" Says the Fish: "Oh look, not so bored anymore!"

261 freetoken  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:39:07am

File under "clash of different generations":

France to oppose Google book scheme

Google’s ambitious plans to scan millions of books and make them readable through its search engine suffered another blow on Monday after France said it would formally oppose the US settlement that Google needs to circumvent complex copyright issues.

France’s objections came as policymakers and interest groups met on Monday in Brussels to discuss the possibility of establishing a European framework that would give it permission to scan entire libraries in Europe. [...]

I find Google Books to be fascinating.

Lately I've been reading early 20th century photography journals, which have articles by the greats such as Steichen, Weston, etc. I can download PDFs of entire journals.

262 reine.de.tout  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:39:52am

re: #255 Spenser (with an S)

To quote the entertaining Bill Bryson after a very late night..

"Where coffee, where?!"

coffee here.
Enjoy!

263 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:41:54am

re: #262 reine.de.tout


re: #255 Spenser (with an S)

To quote the entertaining Bill Bryson after a very late night..

"Where coffee, where?!"

coffee here.
Enjoy!

Merci.

264 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:42:38am

re: #260 thedopefishlives

Thankfully, I'm young and hip enough that I at least make a passing attempt at keeping up with the tech curve.

I guess that tip's a little out of date. I heard it from a friend several years ago, speaking from experience.

265 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:43:52am

re: #260 thedopefishlives

re: #259 JamesTKirk
Whenever I complain of being bored, I get attacked by those Klingon bastards again. So I just keep my mouth shut.

Heh. Says the Fish: "I'm bored." Says the Mrs. Fish: "Why don't you go do something useful, like wash the dishes or scrub the kitchen floor?" Says the Fish: "Oh look, not so bored anymore!"

Your wife is a Klingon?

266 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:44:21am

re: #265 JamesTKirk

Your wife is a Klingon?

Well, she sure clings on to me sometimes, if you know what I mean.

267 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:45:56am

re: #266 thedopefishlives

Well, she sure clings on to me sometimes, if you know what I mean.

Hiyooo!!

(For some reason, LGF removed an "O" from that the last time I linked it.)

268 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:47:37am

re: #267 JamesTKirk

four repeated letters are more automatically become three...

269 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:47:59am

re: #267 JamesTKirk

Hiyooo!!

(For some reason, LGF removed an "O" from that the last time I linked it.)

And they did it AGAIN. That's supposed to be FOUR O's.

(I noticed last week when I wrote "KHAAAN!!" with many A's that LGF reduced the A's to three. Apparently Charles doesn't allow more than three of any letter in a row.)

Test:
Hiyoooo!!

270 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:48:00am

re: #268 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

even "or more".

271 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:48:32am

re: #269 JamesTKirk

And they did it AGAIN. That's supposed to be FOUR O's.

(I noticed last week when I wrote "KHAAAN!!" with many A's that LGF reduced the A's to three. Apparently Charles doesn't allow more than three of any letter in a row.)

Test:
Hiyoooo!!

272 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:49:01am

OK, I worked out how to cheat. #271 works.

273 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:50:17am

re: #272 JamesTKirk

OK, I worked out how to cheat. #271 works.

Heh. What's ironic is that the version with 3 O's actually goes to something.

274 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:50:37am

re: #268 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

four repeated letters are more automatically become three...

Yeah, I discovered that last week. But, as you can see from #271, I've already worked out how to cheat. After the Kobayashi Maru test, this was easy.

275 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:51:19am

re: #273 thedopefishlives

Heh. What's ironic is that the version with 3 O's actually goes to something.

[Link: www.dramabutton.com...]

276 reloadingisnotahobby  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:52:18am

Well!!
Hope ya'll had a great weekend!
Mine was eventful to say the least!
Violent storms , big wins at the Casino...And assualted by a Moobat
drooling O bamatron!
At least when I was released from the Hospital I didn't go striaght to jail!!
Gee,let'd do this again honey...real soon!
NOT!
I'm not leaving the home again till Thanksgiving!

277 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:53:09am

re: #276 reloadingisnotahobby

And assualted by a Moobat
drooling O bamatron!

Did you count your fingers afterward?

278 reloadingisnotahobby  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:53:56am

re: #277 JamesTKirk

Yes!
I'm all here !!

279 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:53:58am

re: #276 reloadingisnotahobby

Well!!
Hope ya'll had a great weekend!
Mine was eventful to say the least!
Violent storms , big wins at the Casino...And assualted by a Moobat
drooling O bamatron!
At least when I was released from the Hospital I didn't go striaght to jail!!
Gee,let'd do this again honey...real soon!
NOT!
I'm not leaving the home again till Thanksgiving!

Story time!

280 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:55:53am

re: #278 reloadingisnotahobby

Yes!
I'm all here !!

Well.

I wouldn't go that far...

281 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:56:20am

Everybody take a minute and think a nice thought for Albusteve.

282 MrSilverDragon  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:56:30am

Good morning, y'all. Hope you had a nice labor day weekend.

On the docket today: mop up the 1/2 inch of water that has accumulated in half the basement thanks to a clogged drain for the washing machine. >

283 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:57:00am

re: #281 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Everybody take a minute and think a nice thought for Albusteve.

(((green women)))...

284 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:58:18am

re: #282 MrSilverDragon

On the docket today: mop up the 1/2 inch of water that has accumulated in half the basement thanks to a clogged drain for the washing machine. >

Crap. It isn't a finished basement, is it?

285 lincolntf  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:58:54am

Morning all.

I guess today officially marks the end of Wee-Wee's Lost Summer. Hopefully the fall won't be such a fiasco. Lately, I've actually been feeling embarassed for him every time he speaks.

286 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:59:11am

re: #276 reloadingisnotahobby

If you add a tiger and Mike Tyson, I saw that movie a few weeks ago.

287 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 5:59:47am
288 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:01:16am

re: #285 lincolntf

Hopefully the fall won't be such a fiasco.

Well, pride cometh before the fall, and noone ever said O wasn't full of himself.

289 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:01:26am

re: #287 FrogMarch

Hi all.

Can Obama pass health care?

At the moment, I don't think he could even pass gas successfully.

290 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:01:55am

re: #289 thedopefishlives

Well, I'm not pulling his finger.

291 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:02:30am

I don't think our kids will have to watch Obama because it's the first day of school here and will be very busy, but I explained a few ground rules. Whatever you've heard Mommy and Daddy say about the President's bad ideas, we don't boo the President in public because the Office is very important and deserves respect.

292 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:02:33am

re: #287 FrogMarch

Hi all.

Can Obama pass health care?

No. Only Congress can. The question is whether he can get them to pass it, in some form that he can (1) sign and (2) take credit for.

293 reloadingisnotahobby  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:02:36am

re: #279 thedopefishlives

A friend...post friend...
Wouldn't leave me alone and ranted how GREAT things will be
now that the "O" is here to SAVE us and the WORLD!!
I was having a great time and wasn't going to let him ruin my luck or my buzz...He went off on how WHITE people this and WHITE people that etc...etc... I pointed out to him.".I get it,you hate white people,I'm white I get it you racist fuck "I got up to walk away...for the third time, and got blind sided in the throat!
He is Native American,and BIG!
It went south from there!!
Then!!to top it off the officer who took my statement was an
Native American woman!@!!
I thought...I'm fucked!
I wound up with a fractured Tyroid Cartilage...I have no idea
what I did to him...Nor do I care...for now!

294 MrSilverDragon  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:02:58am

re: #284 Spenser (with an S)

Crap. It isn't a finished basement, is it?

Fortunately, that side is not finished.

Unfortunately, I had cardboard boxes filled with books on that side.

C'est la vie.

295 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:03:02am

re: #290 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Well, I'm not pulling his finger.

At least he'd still have the finger when you were done.

296 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:04:00am

re: #294 MrSilverDragon

Fortunately, that side is not finished.

Unfortunately, I had cardboard boxes filled with books on that side.

C'est la vie.

Dinged in sympathy.

297 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:04:39am

re: #289 thedopefishlives

At the moment, I don't think he could even pass gas successfully.

What about a kidney stone or a basketball?

298 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:04:44am

re: #293 reloadingisnotahobby

OUCH. Well, I'm glad you made it through intact. I would say I'm sorry for the loss of a friend, but if he's that big of an idiot, one has to wonder how long that was going to last anyway.

299 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:05:05am

re: #289 thedopefishlives

At the moment, I don't think he could even pass gas successfully.

/What we need is what Obama can deliver: Speeches, insincere buzzwords, and boring soaring rhetoric.

300 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:07:09am

re: #292 JamesTKirk

No. Only Congress can. The question is whether he can get them to pass it, in some form that he can (1) sign and (2) take credit for.

The entire point is for Obama to take credit. (and to further us down the road to socialism in any stealth way possible.) That's why the thing wont kick in until after the 2012 election.

301 reine.de.tout  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:07:18am

re: #281 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Everybody take a minute and think a nice thought for Albusteve.

Is he doing OK?

302 reloadingisnotahobby  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:07:23am

re: #298 thedopefishlives

Odd...When they handcuffed him people applauded !
Yet security and the police treated me like a piece of shit!!
If I had the time I'd have the whole investigated but I've got more to do than waste time on it!

303 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:07:54am

re: #301 reine.de.tout

Is he doing OK?

Dunno. Was just thinking about him...

304 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:08:27am

re: #297 TheMatrix31

or a basketball

I loathe Bill Maher, but I did get a chuckle (mostly about how the O is starting to let his supporters down) over this...

Time magazine is reporting that since he became president, Barack Obama has taken up golf with a passion, playing almost every weekend for the past few months -- and I feel betrayed. He campaigned as a basketball player. It said to us, "I'm urban and athletic and hip and a team player." Golf says, "I like Lipitor and white collar crime."

305 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:08:58am

I'm wondering about a few people I haven't seen...GMSC for one..

306 LoquaciousLady  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:10:47am

re: #291 Spenser (with an S)

I don't think our kids will have to watch Obama because it's the first day of school here and will be very busy, but I explained a few ground rules. Whatever you've heard Mommy and Daddy say about the President's bad ideas, we don't boo the President in public because the Office is very important and deserves respect.

I didn't say anything to the first grader. If I had, he'd probably pay attention otherwise here's the conversation...

Me: How was your day?
Kid: Good
Me: Did anything happen?
Kid: I went to recess.
Me: You didn't do anything else all day?
Kid: I don't know, maybe work and stuff...it was boooring. I can to go to the store to get a toy?
Me: No. Did the president of the United States talk to you on TV?
Kid: Yeah.
Me: What was it about?
Kid: I dunno. He said nice stuff.
Me: Okay.

307 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:11:53am

re: #306 LoquaciousLady

Kid: I dunno. He said nice stuff.

That was all it took to get people to vote for him last time.

308 lurking faith  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:12:58am

re: #282 MrSilverDragon

Good morning, y'all. Hope you had a nice labor day weekend.

On the docket today: mop up the 1/2 inch of water that has accumulated in half the basement thanks to a clogged drain for the washing machine. >

My sympathy. After sad experience, my family learned to pack books in garbage bags inside the boxes. Then my dad built shelves; nothing got stored directly on the basement floor if we could help it.

And the real estate agent wonders why I'm not delirious with joy when I see a house with a second floor laundry room.

309 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:12:59am

re: #307 JamesTKirk

That was all it took to get people to vote for him last time.

Hope and change man, hope and change.

310 LoquaciousLady  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:13:20am

re: #307 JamesTKirk

That was all it took to get people to vote for him last time.

I've got twelve years to counter this one. First grader is not interested in anything that doesn't have a car involved.

311 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:14:16am

re: #310 LoquaciousLady

I've got twelve years to counter this one. First grader is not interested in anything that doesn't have a car involved.

"Cash for Clunkers"

312 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:14:48am

re: #311 JamesTKirk

"Cash for Clunkers"

*drinks*

313 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:16:01am

re: #94 Slumbering Behemoth

Well, there is that old saying, eh?

"Not all men are idiots. Some are bachelors".

Image: funnycake-topper.jpg

314 LoquaciousLady  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:17:11am

re: #311 JamesTKirk

"Cash for Clunkers"

First grader only cares about Mustangs, all I have to do is tell him "O" is getting people to ruin their 1990-2000 Mustangs and "O" will be finished in his eyes.

315 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:17:29am

re: #313 JamesTKirk

[Link: i745.photobucket.com...]

I think that's the topper we had on our wedding cake.

316 reloadingisnotahobby  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:18:43am

Having been Sooo busy all weekend,any body see the "O"'s
speach at the griculture Fair...?I caught glimpes this morning on he news ...Just saw all the Sheep!

317 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:21:12am

Good morning kampers, my name is Hugo Chavez; my pals and I are here to help your President Obama:

He's intelligent, he has good intentions and we have to help him.
318 [deleted]  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:22:02am
319 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:23:54am
320 [deleted]  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:24:04am
321 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:25:18am

Deeply Divided House Democrats Return to Work -- and the Same Set of Problems

And progressives, who are demanding the most far-reaching reform since the Great Depression, are still threatening to bring down the legislation if it does not contain a robust version of the public option.

So let me get this straight: The progressives are going to kill-off any real reform to health care if they don't get their government run "public option"?
(trojan horse for single payer) Admitted here by Keith Ellison.

322 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:26:40am

re: #321 FrogMarch

Deeply Divided House Democrats Return to Work -- and the Same Set of Problems

So let me get this straight: The progressives are going to kill-off any real reform to health care if they don't get their government run "public option"?
(trojan horse for single payer) Admitted here by Keith Ellison.

The progressives aren't in any better position to negotiate than the Republicans are. After the backlash on the current incarnation of Obamacare, even the Democrats have got to be thinking twice about forcing a public option down our throats.

323 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:26:59am

re: #321 FrogMarch

Deeply Divided House Democrats Return to Work -- and the Same Set of Problems

So let me get this straight: The progressives are going to kill-off any real reform to health care if they don't get their government run "public option"?
(trojan horse for single payer) Admitted here by Keith Ellison.

Good, bring it down then.

Bring it on, bitches.

324 kansas  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:27:39am

From Powerline

No Investigation This Time
September 8, 2009 Posted by John at 7:13 AM

When President Obama's speech to school children became controversial, the press was quick to remind us that President George H.W. Bush had done the same thing in 1991. What they didn't often mention, however, was the Democrats' reaction. Byron York reminds us:

Democrats, then the majority party in Congress, not only denounced Bush's speech -- they also ordered the General Accounting Office to investigate its production and later summoned top Bush administration officials to Capitol Hill for an extensive hearing on the issue. ...

The day after Bush spoke, the Washington Post published a front-page story suggesting the speech was carefully staged for the president's political benefit. "The White House turned a Northwest Washington junior high classroom into a television studio and its students into props," the Post reported.

With the Post article in hand, Democrats pounced. "The Department of Education should not be producing paid political advertising for the president, it should be helping us to produce smarter students," said Richard Gephardt, then the House Majority Leader. "And the president should be doing more about education than saying, 'Lights, camera, action.'"

Democrats did not stop with words. Rep. William Ford, then chairman of the House Education and Labor Committee, ordered the General Accounting Office to investigate the cost and legality of Bush's appearance. On October 17, 1991, Ford summoned then-Education Secretary Lamar Alexander and other top Bush administration officials to testify at a hearing devoted to the speech.

The GAO concluded that Bush's speech was "legal," but that didn't stop the National Education Association from denouncing it.

The controversy eventually died down and seems to have been forgotten, not only by the press that reported it but by the Democrats who denigrate those Republicans who question Obama's speech.

325 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:28:40am

re: #313 JamesTKirk

[Link: i745.photobucket.com...]

I just love those scratch marks on the icing.

326 Irish Rose  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:28:55am

Good morning, lizards.
An overcast morning here, looks like we might be getting some rain.

How's everyone?

327 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:29:36am

re: #326 Irish Rose

Good morning, lizards.
An overcast morning here, looks like we might be getting some rain.

How's everyone?

Doing well, {Rose}. Bright and sunny here in the wild north country, though it looks like we're due for rain starting late tonight and into tomorrow. 'Twas a beautiful weekend to wrap up our state fair, though.

328 LoquaciousLady  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:29:36am

re: #324 kansas

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you...

329 kansas  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:30:32am

re: #328 LoquaciousLady

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you...

Do unto others as they have done unto you and ye shall get elected.

330 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:32:54am
331 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:33:09am

re: #328 LoquaciousLady

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you...

That might work for Sulu; but the things I do unto others, it's anatomically impossible for them to do back unto me.

332 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:33:28am

re: #322 thedopefishlives

The progressives aren't in any better position to negotiate than the Republicans are. After the backlash on the current incarnation of Obamacare, even the Democrats have got to be thinking twice about forcing a public option down our throats.

The progressives are part of the party in power. The problem is - how short sided can they afford to be. Mid-terms are not that far away. But the dems hold all the seats - and they have all the votes.

(IMO) I think all of most of the democrats would do it - if they could just find a way to camouflage the thing.
The problem is - the dems are finding out that we the people are paying attention.

333 LoquaciousLady  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:33:28am

re: #329 kansas

Do unto others as they have done unto you and ye shall get elected.

That just might work, maybe Glen Beck got the memo.

334 VioletTiger  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:33:53am

re: #326 Irish Rose
Cloudy here, too.

Trying to catch my semi-feral kitty, who is limping and needs to see the vet. I think she caught her nails on the bed covers when she jumped off.

335 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:33:58am

re: #324 kansas

The NEA sucks.

336 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:34:48am

re: #335 MandyManners

The NEA sucks.

Let me rephrase: The NEA has done more to hurt the state of education in this country than just about anyone or anything in our entire history as a nation...

Okay, let's stick with your short version.

337 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:35:05am

re: #326 Irish Rose

Morning, Rose. How are you? Did you enjoy the picture-perfect weather this weekend?

338 kansas  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:36:46am

re: #333 LoquaciousLady

That just might work, maybe Glen Beck got the memo.

What he reported on Van Jones turned out to be accurate. FYI I don't watch or listen to him. The only place I hear about him is here.

339 VioletTiger  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:36:56am

re: #332 FrogMarch

The progressives are part of the party in power. The problem is - how short sided can they afford to be. Mid-terms are not that far away. But the dems hold all the seats - and they have all the votes.

(IMO) I think all of most of the democrats would do it - if they could just find a way to camouflage the thing.
The problem is - the dems are finding out that we the people are paying attention.

It's a different story now compared to this winter and spring. People are paying attention and most are no longer so enamored of Obama that they take his word on it.
They have all the votes to do anything they want. The fact they they have not, speaks volumes.

340 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:37:25am

re: #330 MandyManners

Happy Birthday, Peter!

For shame. The Steve Martin version, not one of the Peter Sellers openings?

341 kansas  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:37:57am

re: #339 VioletTiger

It's a different story now compared to this winter and spring. People are paying attention and most are no longer so enamored of Obama that they take his word on it.
They have all the votes to do anything they want. The fact they they have not, speaks volumes.

They want their cushy jobs and obscene perks.

342 [deleted]  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:38:00am
343 LoquaciousLady  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:38:46am

re: #338 kansas

What he reported on Van Jones turned out to be accurate. FYI I don't watch or listen to him. The only place I hear about him is here.

I'm referring to the shrill freaking out about everything.

344 Coracle  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:39:33am

re: #324 kansas

Bu, but, but, but they did it first! Way to take the high ground.

Wrong then, wrong now.

345 [deleted]  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:41:13am
346 VioletTiger  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:41:22am

re: #344 Coracle

Bu, but, but, but they did it first! Way to take the high ground.

Wrong then, wrong now.


I don't think that was her/his point. I think it was to remind people that we've seen this before, not to say that it's okay because it was done before.

347 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:41:35am

re: #326 Irish Rose

By the way, Rose, I think you missed my answer to your question last week about the Bouzouki player at Meijer Gardens. I'm a slow typist, so I dug it up from last week...

re: #904 Irish Rose

re: #888 Spenser (with an S)

May have known him, who was playing?

Crap, I knew you were going to ask... He was a Busker who Ralston Bowles (do you know of him?) heard playing in downtown Grand Rapids. Turns out he was an Irishman who married a local girl and was singing very well. So, Ralston had him open for himself and some others at the free concert tues. night. It was a beautiful sunset, good music, 1600 people in the "bowl" enjoying it. My kids did too.

348 Coracle  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:41:51am

re: #342 taxfreekiller

You are an authority on that, for sure.

349 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:42:22am

re: #340 JamesTKirk

For shame. The Steve Martin version, not one of the Peter Sellers openings?

WHAT?

I didn't watch the whole clip. I just listened.

350 [deleted]  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:42:44am
351 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:42:47am

re: #339 VioletTiger

It's a different story now compared to this winter and spring. People are paying attention and most are no longer so enamored of Obama that they take his word on it.
They have all the votes to do anything they want. The fact they they have not, speaks volumes.

It does.
Walking that tightrope. The dems don't want to lose power, but they want all those progressive big government goodies. (cake and eating it too) Like I said, the democrats would push the single payer/public option - if they could just find a way to smother the crap cake in delicious rhetorical frosting and sneak it past us.

*If it's so urgent - why doesn't the thing kick in until 2013? oh yeah - there's this big election in 2012.

352 LoquaciousLady  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:42:56am

re: #344 Coracle

Bu, but, but, but they did it first! Way to take the high ground.

Wrong then, wrong now.

I believe the high ground led to minority status for generations. It's ugly all around.

353 Coracle  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:42:59am

re: #346 VioletTiger

I don't think that was her/his point. I think it was to remind people that we've seen this before, not to say that it's okay because it was done before.

I agree that may not have been kansas' point. But I'm not so sure about powerline.

354 opnion  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:43:08am

re: #336 thedopefishlives

Let me rephrase: The NEA has done more to hurt the state of education in this country than just about anyone or anything in our entire history as a nation...

Okay, let's stick with your short version.

They have indeed hurt children. No merit pay is permitted.
In Chicago, they do not even have to test out in their subject.
Yesterday we honored labor & Unions, but niot this one.

355 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:43:34am

re: #283 JamesTKirk

(((green women)))...

Last weekend, one of my friends told me that a side effect of Viagra is partial color blindness (blue-green, I think). I told him that's no good-- why would I want to sleep with a gray Orion slave woman?

356 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:44:17am

re: #351 FrogMarch

It does.
Walking that tightrope. The dems don't want to lose power, but they want all those progressive big government goodies. (cake and eating it too) Like I said, the democrats would push the single payer/public option - if they could just find a way to smother the crap cake in delicious rhetorical frosting and sneak it past us.

*If it's so urgent - why doesn't the thing kick in until 2013? oh yeah - there's this big election in 2012.

The cake is a lie.

357 KenJen  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:44:43am

re: #302 reloadingisnotahobby

Odd...When they handcuffed him people applauded !
Yet security and the police treated me like a piece of shit!!
If I had the time I'd have the whole investigated but I've got more to do than waste time on it!

Hope you don't look like this.

358 Coracle  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:45:09am

re: #355 JamesTKirk

Last weekend, one of my friends told me that a side effect of Viagra is partial color blindness (blue-green, I think). I told him that's no good-- why would I want to sleep with a gray Orion slave woman?

Man, that also means the only way you'd be able to tell them from the Andorians would be the antennae. That would be rough.

359 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:45:36am

re: #341 kansas

They want their cushy jobs and obscene perks.

In bed.

360 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:45:58am

re: #354 opnion

Yesterday we honored labor & Unions, but [not] this one.

Last time my wife and I had a Labor from a Union, we had a son. Spent yesterday with him.

361 opnion  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:46:27am

re: #338 kansas

What he reported on Van Jones turned out to be accurate. FYI I don't watch or listen to him. The only place I hear about him is here.

Me too, all I know about Glen Beeck is from LGF.
The whole Van Jones thing was accurate, but many like to think
of it as a Right Wing Witch hunt. That is not what happened.

362 MrSilverDragon  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:46:34am

re: #356 JamesTKirk

The cake is a lie.

Actually, it isn't...

363 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:46:40am

re: #358 Coracle

Man, that also means the only way you'd be able to tell them from the Andorians would be the antennae. That would be rough.

And you don't want to make that mistake. Andorians have four genders.

364 haakondahl  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:46:41am

re: #249 freetoken

They (Roberts, Buchanan, and their supporters) are becoming some sort of mixture of neo-confederates and anarchists. The rhetoric used is similar to any extremist group seeking to portray itself as the minority victim against the majority establishment. Perhaps this is why it sounds similar to a "communist" propaganda piece.

This is a good thing. They are clearly not whatever we (in rough terms) are. So what are they and what are we? With the single exception of the term "conservative", we have nothing in common with those fascists. I know Zombie was trying to develop a "new model" of the model used as shorthand for political alignment. Anything come of that? And in the small picture, we need some terms to separate ourselves from the Buchananites not only in our eyes, but in theirs, as well as the larger world.

365 LoquaciousLady  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:47:08am

re: #354 opnion

They have indeed hurt children. No merit pay is permitted.
In Chicago, they do not even have to test out in their subject.
Yesterday we honored labor & Unions, but niot this one.

I think NEA, SEIU, and UAW are great arguments for a union regulatory bureaucracy. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

366 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:47:32am

re: #344 Coracle

Bu, but, but, but they did it first! Way to take the high ground.

Wrong then, wrong now.

Has anyone proposed sticking an electronic microscope up FCBBHO's butt as was done to Pres. Bush?

367 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:47:53am

re: #351 FrogMarch

It does.
Walking that tightrope. The dems don't want to lose power, but they want all those progressive big government goodies. (cake and eating it too) Like I said, the democrats would push the single payer/public option - if they could just find a way to smother the crap cake in delicious rhetorical frosting and sneak it past us.

*If it's so urgent - why doesn't the thing kick in until 2013? oh yeah - there's this big election in 2012.

Wait...wait...

The health crap wouldn't kick in until 2013?

368 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:48:25am

re: #354 opnion

They have indeed hurt children. No merit pay is permitted.
In Chicago, they do not even have to test out in their subject.
Yesterday we honored labor & Unions, but niot this one.

Unions have their place. The problem is, unions have managed to negotiate themselves into a place where it's no longer about what's fair, but it's about taking whatever they can strongarm management into giving them, even to the detriment of the company (or in the case of the NEA, the detriment of our school system).

369 opnion  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:48:26am

re: #360 JamesTKirk

Last time my wife and I had a Labor from a Union, we had a son. Spent yesterday with him.

Outstanding, carry on Captain.

370 haakondahl  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:48:31am

re: #356 JamesTKirk

The cake is a lie.

Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and i said "Goodbye" and you were like "NO way!" and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you"? That was great.

371 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:48:36am

re: #356 JamesTKirk

The cake is a lie.

'I insist you take a bite. It's for your own good.'

-- The progressives

372 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:48:51am

re: #343 LoquaciousLady

I'm referring to the shrill freaking out about everything.

The yelling, the crying, the gesticulations - all staged and phony as a three dollar bill. Beck is a sideshow huckster, a snake-oil salesman.
I'm sure he has competent research staff at his disposal, so the fact that he intersperses the occasional accurate fact into his drooling raves should not be surprising.

373 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:49:40am

re: #366 MandyManners

Has anyone proposed sticking an electronic microscope up FCBBHO's butt as was done to Pres. Bush?

I'm sure the Democratic majority will get right on that.

374 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:49:54am

re: #373 JamesTKirk

I'm sure the Democratic majority will get right on that.

**holding breath**

375 MrSilverDragon  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:50:16am

re: #370 haakondahl

Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and i said "Goodbye" and you were like "NO way!" and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you"? That was great.

"That's you! That's how dumb you sound!"
-GLaDys

376 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:50:34am

re: #373 JamesTKirk

I'm sure the Democratic majority will get right on that.

In bed.

377 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:50:57am

re: #374 JamesTKirk

**holding breath**

You can exhale.

378 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:51:04am

re: #375 MrSilverDragon

"That's you! That's how dumb you sound!"
-GLaDys

GlaDOS.

379 badger1970  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:51:07am

re: #361 opnion

The ironic thing is the thing that stuck wasn't entirely the truth, but eventually his past nuttiness would have came to light (not from the msm). This administration has 33 czars but haven't filled even 2/3 of all administrative positions.

380 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:51:39am

re: #374 JamesTKirk

**holding breath**

**turning  gray  blue**

381 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:52:05am

re: #377 MandyManners

You can exhale.

Ah, but can I "inhale"?

382 MrSilverDragon  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:52:05am

re: #378 JamesTKirk

GlaDOS.

Um... I was going for the Middle English spelling. Yeah! That's it!

383 [deleted]  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:53:08am
384 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:53:09am
385 opnion  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:53:12am

re: #365 LoquaciousLady

I think NEA, SEIU, and UAW are great arguments for a union regulatory bureaucracy. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Lolts of good unions, but you named some dogs. There should be a criminal investigation into the Local that sent the SEIU thugs to the Tampa Town Hall.
They roughed up a guy with Stage 4 cancer & basically pushed people around.
Never happen though, since they were there to support Obama & it does look to me like the White House sent them.

386 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:53:13am

re: #381 JamesTKirk

Ah, but can I "inhale"?

Puff, puff, pass, that's the rule.

387 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:53:36am

re: #381 JamesTKirk

Ah, but can I "inhale"?

Not if you're gonna' run for president.

388 LoquaciousLady  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:53:38am

re: #379 badger1970

The ironic thing is the thing that stuck wasn't entirely the truth, but eventually his past nuttiness would have came to light (not from the msm). This administration has 33 czars but haven't filled even 2/3 of all administrative positions.

Obviously the other czars past nuttiness haven't seemed to sink any of them. I'm afraid the crazy hyping of the small questionably true stuff has become the only way to sink an unsavory czar candidate.

389 Spartacus50  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:54:05am

Another AP review of an event that hasn't happened yet

Sorry Charles. I still find it disturbing that our President made one of his speeches compulsory for the most impressionable members of our society.

390 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:54:29am

re: #354 opnion

They have indeed hurt children. No merit pay is permitted.
In Chicago, they do not even have to test out in their subject.
Yesterday we honored labor & Unions, but niot this one.


Choice, competition, vouchers - merit pay.
Democrats and the Teacher's Unions say NO WAY!

391 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:54:37am

re: #387 MandyManners

Not if you're gonna' run for president.

Didn't stop the last three.

392 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:55:12am

re: #379 badger1970

The ironic thing is the thing that stuck wasn't entirely the truth, but eventually his past nuttiness would have came to light (not from the msm). This administration has 33 czars but haven't filled even 2/3 of all administrative positions.

The Wiki count was 32 (before V.J. slithered off). Do you have a link showing the names and positions of the 33?

393 LoquaciousLady  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:55:21am

re: #390 FrogMarch

Choice, competition, vouchers - merit pay.
Democrats and the Teacher's Unions say NO WAY!

Great teachers say BRING IT ON!

394 opnion  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:56:33am

re: #379 badger1970

The ironic thing is the thing that stuck wasn't entirely the truth, but eventually his past nuttiness would have came to light (not from the msm). This administration has 33 czars but haven't filled even 2/3 of all administrative positions.

The idea that Obama had no idea that Van Jones is such a radical is laughable.
Van Jones is tight with Valarie Jarret & traveled in the same far Left circles that BHO came from. Obama just thought that he could get away with anything. He is wrecking the Dem Party.

395 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:56:37am

re: #384 MandyManners

Happy Brithday, Billy!

Oops. His birthday's tomorrow.

396 Coracle  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:56:53am

re: #366 MandyManners

Has anyone proposed sticking an electronic microscope up FCBBHO's butt as was done to Pres. Bush?

No, they seem happy just firing flamethowers in his general direction.

397 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:57:06am

re: #388 LoquaciousLady

I'm afraid the crazy hyping of the small questionably true stuff has become the only way to sink an unsavory czar candidat

e.

I didn't hear much "small stuff" coming from Van Jones' big mouth. If Beck had kept his yap shut about where he thought this would lead us (complete with tears) and just shown the video and audio over and over again, I think the same result would have happened.

398 [deleted]  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:57:25am
399 badger1970  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:57:35am

re: #392 MandyManners

Ron Bloom, anyway, 3rd party source, take it with a grain of salt.

33rd Csar

400 Coracle  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:58:05am

re: #374 JamesTKirk

**holding breath**

Careful. You'll turn blue enough to become attractive to an Andorian.

401 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:58:13am

re: #384 MandyManners

The fifth Beatle.

402 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:58:32am

re: #366 MandyManners

Has anyone proposed sticking an electronic microscope up FCBBHO's butt as was done to Pres. Bush?

By Congress and the media.

re: #396 Coracle

No, they seem happy just firing flamethowers in his general direction.

You misspelled "blowing sloppy kisses". HTH.

403 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:58:52am

Yesterday, I had commented on how Obama is ending his speech with "G-d bless you, and G-d bless America."
The more I thought about it the more I realized the ACLU isn't going to complain about Obama's use of religion, but imagine if Bush had said that to schoolchildren? It would have been a huge scandal.

404 LoquaciousLady  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:59:00am

re: #397 Spenser (with an S)

e.

I didn't hear much "small stuff" coming from Van Jones' big mouth. If Beck had kept his yap shut about where he thought this would lead us (complete with tears) and just shown the video and audio over and over again, I think the same result would have happened.

I'm doubtful that it would. He was pulling was the "that was me then, I'm more nuanced in my positions now." Lots of people will buy that like they buy the "I'm sorry if anyone was offended" apology.

405 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 6:59:22am

re: #401 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

The fifth Beatle.

Yes, but he was only the fourth Fifth Beatle.

406 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:00:12am

re: #405 JamesTKirk

4/5ths Beatle?

407 opnion  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:00:29am

re: #390 FrogMarch

Choice, competition, vouchers - merit pay.
Democrats and the Teacher's Unions say NO WAY!

I worked for the Chicago Board of ED as a yoot.
It is not about the kids. It is not really about teaching per se,
they all seem to want to get out of the classroom as a principal or downtown adminstrator.
There our lots of dedicated teachers , but the NEA fosters a bad culture.

408 sattv4u2  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:00:41am

re: #402 JamesTKirk

Great ,, now I have to go to best buy and get a new screen

WARN A GUY,, WILL YA!

409 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:00:44am

Three resignations from the Wiki list of FCBBHO's advisors already.

Steve Ratner (car czar), Melissa Hathaway (cyber czar) and Van Jones.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

410 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:00:58am

re: #404 LoquaciousLady

I'm doubtful that it would. He was pulling was the "that was me then in March, I'm more nuanced in my positions now." Lots of people will buy that like they buy the "I'm sorry if anyone was offended" apology.

/fixed it for you

411 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:01:13am

re: #391 JamesTKirk

Didn't stop the last three.

Are you calling Clinton a liar?

412 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:01:38am

re: #411 MandyManners

Are you calling Clinton a liar?

Isn't that his natural state?

/

413 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:01:56am

re: #405 JamesTKirk

Yes, but he was only the fourth Fifth Beatle.

Ringo replaced Pete Best on the day I was born.

414 haakondahl  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:02:34am

re: #396 Coracle

No, they seem happy just firing flamethowers in his general direction.

Awww.

415 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:02:40am

re: #406 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

4/5ths Beatle?

Paperback Wri

416 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:02:49am

I didnt happen to catch the news this weekend. So when did Jones fall on his sword (or did the bus fall on him?)? I bet it would be after 6:00 on Friday. Did he wait until Saturday or Sunday?

417 sattv4u2  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:02:54am

re: #413 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Ringo replaced Pete Best on the day I was born.

Gawd ,,, i'm old!

418 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:03:09am

re: #393 LoquaciousLady

Great teachers say BRING IT ON!

Teachers need to shed the chains of the teachers union. I'd love to see that happen. It would be a glorious day.

Sadly, many good teachers are trapped and they cannot get out--
While lousy teachers benefit the most.

419 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:03:17am

My son is getting married today!

420 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:03:31am

re: #396 Coracle

No, they seem happy just firing flamethowers in his general direction.

But, no official flame-throwers. Just us hoi polloi. You know, the ones whose children should be taught by their teachers today to listen to the president, the senators, the congressmen, the mayors and the governors because what they have to say is "important".

421 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:03:34am

re: #419 Alouette

My son is getting married today!

MAZAL TOV!

422 opnion  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:03:50am

re: #403 Kosh's Shadow

Yesterday, I had commented on how Obama is ending his speech with "G-d bless you, and G-d bless America."
The more I thought about it the more I realized the ACLU isn't going to complain about Obama's use of religion, but imagine if Bush had said that to schoolchildren? It would have been a huge scandal.

Bush would have been battered as a relgious fanatic.

423 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:04:29am

re: #399 badger1970

Ron Bloom, anyway, 3rd party source, take it with a grain of salt.

33rd Csar

Is he replacing Ratner?

424 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:04:33am

re: #406 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

4/5ths Beatle?

Do you know how many people have been described as the Fifth Beatle?

My favorite is Clarence Walker (Eddie Murphy, SNL).

425 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:04:33am

re: #419 Alouette

My son is getting married today!

Congratulations!

426 sattv4u2  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:04:36am

re: #416 Creeping Eruption

I didnt happen to catch the news this weekend. So when did Jones fall on his sword (or did the bus fall on him?)? I bet it would be after 6:00 on Friday. Did he wait until Saturday or Sunday?

I was at work all day Saturday. As I pulled into my driveway just about 11 pm was the 1st I heard
(and btw ,,, at work, I see/ hear lots of news stories)

427 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:04:40am

re: #419 Alouette

Damn ding whores...

/
congrats.

428 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:04:52am

re: #396 Coracle

No, they seem happy just firing flamethowers in his general direction.

It get's the job done quicker. Besides, he's such a big target, easy to find, transparent.

429 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:05:11am

re: #419 Alouette

My son is getting married today!

Muzzle Tough

430 haakondahl  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:05:15am

re: #413 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Ringo replaced Pete Best on the day I was born.

So you're the ghost of Pete Best's career.

431 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:05:18am

re: #402 JamesTKirk

You misspelled "blowing sloppy kisses". HTH.

In bed.

432 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:05:19am

re: #411 MandyManners

Are you calling Clinton a liar?

Are you calling water wet?

433 sattv4u2  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:05:42am

re: #419 Alouette

My son is getting married today!

PARTYYY!!

434 haakondahl  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:05:43am

re: #432 JamesTKirk

Are you calling water wet?

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

435 haakondahl  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:06:20am
436 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:06:28am

re: #407 opnion

I worked for the Chicago Board of ED as a yoot.
It is not about the kids. It is not really about teaching per se,
they all seem to want to get out of the classroom as a principal or downtown adminstrator.
There our lots of dedicated teachers , but the NEA fosters a bad culture.

The head of the Board of Education now is right out of Chicago's educational morass.

437 VioletTiger  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:06:28am

re: #419 Alouette

My son is getting married today!

Congratulations!
Hope all goes well.

438 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:06:34am

re: #422 opnion

Bush would have been battered as a relgious fanatic.

Beer battered religious fanatic? Them's good eatin'.

439 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:06:52am

re: #428 Walter L. Newton

Any updates on Steve?

440 sattv4u2  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:06:56am

re: #434 haakondahl

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

That would be Pope Poop!

441 LoquaciousLady  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:06:58am

re: #419 Alouette

My son is getting married today!

Now someone else will clean his toilet!
/kind of?

442 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:07:06am

re: #412 thedopefishlives

Isn't that his natural state?

/

Define "natural".

443 badger1970  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:07:08am

re: #423 MandyManners

You're right. Too many "All the President's Men" to keep track. It's like running a high school with one principal and 30-odd assistant principals.

444 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:07:32am

re: #419 Alouette

My son is getting married today!

Yipeee!

445 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:07:59am

re: #426 sattv4u2

I was at work all day Saturday. As I pulled into my driveway just about 11 pm was the 1st I heard
(and btw ,,, at work, I see/ hear lots of news stories)

So much for my stellar gambling career.

446 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:08:25am

re: #419 Alouette

My son is getting married today!

447 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:08:27am

re: #420 MandyManners

But, no official flame-throwers. Just us hoi polloi. You know, the ones whose children should be taught by their teachers today to listen to the president, the senators, the congressmen, the mayors and the governors because what they have to say is "important".

BTW, that is almost a direct quote from the instructional packet for teachers. It's in a .pdf file. I'll find it in a minute.

448 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:08:46am

re: #440 sattv4u2

That would be Pope Poop!

Holy shit!

449 LoquaciousLady  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:09:22am

re: #447 MandyManners

BTW, that is almost a direct quote from the instructional packet for teachers. It's in a .pdf file. I'll find it in a minute.

That'll be fixed at my very own in-home re-education camp.

450 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:09:37am

re: #440 sattv4u2

That would be Pope Poop!

On the throne of St. Peter.

451 DaddyG  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:09:43am

re: #24 astronmr20

Baby tiger: "One day I keeel you!"

We have a beautiful but somewhat psycho adopted Maine Coon (biiig kitty). We believe he was abused in a previous home. He is mellowing out and sometimes shows affection by liking your hand, but when he wants left alone he will nip out at the same hand. When he does show affection by locking my kids have taken to explaining "he's not kissing you he's tasting your flesh."

452 haakondahl  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:09:44am

re: #448 JamesTKirk

Holy shit!

Your work here is done.

453 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:10:10am

re: #447 MandyManners

BTW, that is almost a direct quote from the instructional packet for teachers. It's in a .pdf file. I'll find it in a minute.

Is that packet still "active"? I know the changed the "help the President" stuff.

454 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:10:31am

re: #419 Alouette

Congrats! How did your interview go last week?

455 opnion  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:10:58am

re: #436 MandyManners

The head of the Board of Education now is right out of Chicago's educational morass.

Arnie Duncan, another Chicago hack. However he does play hoops with the Dear Leader & lets him win.

456 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:11:00am

re: #443 badger1970

You're right. Too many "All the President's Men" to keep track. It's like running a high school with one principal and 30-odd assistant principals.

One that has not made Wiki's list is Jeff Jones.


[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

If you're not familiar with him, you might also want to look up his Wiki.

457 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:11:53am

re: #451 DaddyG

We have a beautiful but somewhat psycho adopted Maine Coon (biiig kitty). We believe he was abused in a previous home. He is mellowing out and sometimes shows affection by liking your hand, but when he wants left alone he will nip out at the same hand. When he does show affection by locking my kids have taken to explaining "he's not kissing you he's tasting your flesh."

That's a cat.
Diary of Dog and Cat

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
458 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:12:19am

re: #449 LoquaciousLady

That'll be fixed at my very own in-home re-education camp.

I tell The Kid to listen to his teachers, the cops, other authorities but, not politicians. We parents are the filters between our children and politicians.

459 DaddyG  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:12:19am

re: #440 sattv4u2

That would be Pope Poop!


Fine.

Perhaps the Pope poops pastorally?

460 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:12:51am

re: #453 TheMatrix31

Is that packet still "active"? I know the changed the "help the President" stuff.

Yes. I'll find it.

HOLD ON.

461 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:12:55am

re: #457 Kosh's Shadow

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

Heh.

462 sattv4u2  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:13:04am

re: #428 Walter L. Newton

You've got (or soon will have) mail

463 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:14:21am

re: #458 MandyManners

I tell The Kid to listen to his teachers, the cops, other authorities but, not politicians. We parents are the filters between our children and politicians.

I tell mine to listen to pols very carefully, and then judge what they have heard by their own standards.

464 VioletTiger  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:15:05am

re: #456 MandyManners

One that has not made Wiki's list is Jeff Jones.


[Link: littlegreenfootballs.com...]

If you're not familiar with him, you might also want to look up his Wiki.


So Jeff Jones, the Weather Underground Jeff Jones, is a czar?

465 sattv4u2  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:15:17am

re: #459 DaddyG

Fine.

Perhaps the Pope poops pastorally?

Practically

466 opnion  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:15:21am

re: #453 TheMatrix31

Is that packet still "active"? I know the changed the "help the President" stuff.

IMO the uproar is over the accompanying materials & instructions.
More that that, there is little trust in BHO. Hell the worse thing that Clinton would have done is ask the kids to send pictures of their mothers with phone numbers.

467 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:15:44am

re: #439 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Any updates on Steve?

None, I have a general email out to him to stay in contact, but I haven't heard anything in a week. I do have enough info to probably find him in person if necessary, but I'll wait on that.

It was very serious, but according to his last few emails after his hospital procedure, he was not dying, but of course, anything can change.

I'm going to give it to the end of this week before I take the next step and try to contact him direct.

Yes, I'm a bit worried.

468 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:15:48am

Secretary Gates to Arabs: Arm yourselves against Iran

U.S. Defense Secretary Robert Gates told the Al Jazeera network Monday that the Arab world should built up its “security capabilities” as a signal to Iran to think twice about developing a nuclear weapon.


Obama to Israel: Roll over and die.

469 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:16:20am

re: #462 sattv4u2

You've got (or soon will have) mail

Will look for it.

470 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:16:25am

re: #467 Walter L. Newton

This is albusteve?

471 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:16:33am

re: #464 VioletTiger

So Jeff Jones, the Weather Underground Jeff Jones, is a czar?

He must be the weather czar.
/

472 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:16:52am

Why is it important that we listen to the president and other elected officials, like the mayor, senators, members of congress, or the governor? Why is what they say important?

[Link: www.ed.gov...]

473 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:17:13am

re: #422 opnion

Bush would have been battered as a relgious fanatic.

You mean he wasn't?

474 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:17:17am

re: #420 MandyManners

But, no official flame-throwers. Just us hoi polloi. You know, the ones whose children should be taught by their teachers today to listen to the president, the senators, the congressmen, the mayors and the governors because what they have to say is "important".

Upding for using "hoi polloi" correctly. (I'm always suprised by the number of people who think the term means exactly the opposite of its actual meaning.)

Good morning.

475 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:17:27am

re: #470 TheMatrix31

This is albusteve?

Yes.

476 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:18:20am

re: #455 opnion

Arnie Duncan, another Chicago hack. However he does play hoops with the Dear Leader & lets him win.

Was he ever associated with Ayers and Ayers' drive to politicize the classroom? The Annenberg Challenge?

477 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:18:26am

re: #472 MandyManners

Why is it important that we listen to the president and other elected officials, like the mayor, senators, members of congress, or the governor? Why is what they say important?

[Link: www.ed.gov...]

Because they're above our pay grade.

/

478 sattv4u2  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:18:37am

re: #473 Alouette

You mean he wasn't?

[Link: www.washingtonexaminer.com...]

479 DaddyG  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:18:44am

I would be happy to see more presidents addressing our children. The messages should be non-partisan of course. Imagine the power of having the leader of our country explaining to children why it is important for them to learn about issues and prepare to be active in the governing of their communities and country.

480 Pianobuff  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:18:57am

re: #419 Alouette

My son is getting married today!

Congratulations!

481 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:19:16am

Michael Yon: 8 Years After 9/11

482 Irish Rose  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:19:51am

re: #467 Walter L. Newton

None, I have a general email out to him to stay in contact, but I haven't heard anything in a week. I do have enough info to probably find him in person if necessary, but I'll wait on that.

It was very serious, but according to his last few emails after his hospital procedure, he was not dying, but of course, anything can change.

I'm going to give it to the end of this week before I take the next step and try to contact him direct.

Yes, I'm a bit worried.

Good grief, I hope he's ok.

483 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:19:53am

re: #464 VioletTiger

So Jeff Jones, the Weather Underground Jeff Jones, is a czar?

One has to wonder if that czar is on par, meaning a falling star, and whether he will go far. Or, will something mar the rise of this czar, even with such a low czar bar. //

-Sorry, just trying to avoid the large pile of work on my desk.

484 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:19:54am

re: #403 Kosh's Shadow

Yesterday, I had commented on how Obama is ending his speech with "G-d bless you, and G-d bless America."
The more I thought about it the more I realized the ACLU isn't going to complain about Obama's use of religion, but imagine if Bush had said that to schoolchildren? It would have been a huge scandal.

I don't know specifically about speaking to schoolchildren, but Bush closed speeches with "God bless America" all the time.

485 kansas  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:20:22am

re: #344 Coracle

Bu, but, but, but they did it first! Way to take the high ground.

Wrong then, wrong now.

Whatever.

486 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:20:34am

re: #467 Walter L. Newton

Thanks.

487 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:20:37am

re: #474 Occasional Reader

Upding for using "hoi polloi" correctly. (I'm always suprised by the number of people who think the term means exactly the opposite of its actual meaning.)

Good morning.

Not to mention people who use "The" in front of the term. "Hoi" means "the."

488 lincolntf  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:21:26am

re: #464 VioletTiger

Oh jeez, I just read his wikipedia. Mandy, is this definitely the same guy (Weather Underground) and what is he the czar of?

489 kansas  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:21:44am

re: #343 LoquaciousLady

I'm referring to the shrill freaking out about everything.

It has worked for the Dems. I think the liberals want to force the Republicans into actions that will assure their defeat, again.

490 opnion  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:21:55am

re: #473 Alouette

You mean he wasn't?

Yes he was.

491 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:22:03am

re: #463 Creeping Eruption

I tell mine to listen to pols very carefully, and then judge what they have heard by their own standards.

What I paraphrased earlier and what I just quoted in No. 472 is being suggested to tell kids in Kindergarten and elementary school. Kids that age typically do not have the tools to make sound judgments about what to have for breakfast, let alone how to interpret and judge what a politician says.

(I'm not picking on you. I'm just trying to articulate why that bit I quoted gets sand in my shorts.)

492 Irish Rose  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:22:25am

re: #419 Alouette

My son is getting married today!

It's a happy day for your family... enjoy!

493 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:22:38am

re: #464 VioletTiger

So Jeff Jones, the Weather Underground Jeff Jones, is a czar?

Science czar according to Charles.

494 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:23:29am

Do we really need another episode of Tsar Wars? The last three sucked.

//throw George Lucas under the bus...

495 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:23:50am

re: #491 MandyManners

What I paraphrased earlier and what I just quoted in No. 472 is being suggested to tell kids in Kindergarten and elementary school. Kids that age typically do not have the tools to make sound judgments about what to have for breakfast, let alone how to interpret and judge what a politician says.

(I'm not picking on you. I'm just trying to articulate why that bit I quoted gets sand in my shorts.)

That makes sense. Btw, you may want to get up and stretch, shake a little. Sand in the shorts this early is going to make for a tough day. :)

496 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:23:51am

re: #474 Occasional Reader

Upding for using "hoi polloi" correctly. (I'm always suprised by the number of people who think the term means exactly the opposite of its actual meaning.)

Good morning.

*smoochies*

497 opnion  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:23:56am

re: #476 MandyManners

Was he ever associated with Ayers and Ayers' drive to politicize the classroom? The Annenberg Challenge?

Not to my knowledge.

498 VioletTiger  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:24:01am

re: #488 lincolntf

Oh jeez, I just read his wikipedia. Mandy, is this definitely the same guy (Weather Underground) and what is he the czar of?

Crap, I think it is!
Just a guy in his neighborhood, remember? There would be no Bill Ayers in his WH. Ayer's buddies, that's a different story.

I am seeing a lot of link to Acorn and that Apollo thing, too.

499 kansas  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:24:14am

re: #366 MandyManners

Has anyone proposed sticking an electronic microscope up FCBBHO's butt as was done to Pres. Bush?

Obviously not the MFM who won't ask or report properly. Nice vetting there, huh?

500 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:24:23am

re: #477 thedopefishlives

Because they're above our pay grade.

/

Fuck, we pay their grade.

501 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:24:23am

re: #493 MandyManners

Science czar according to Charles.

Huh? There's no mention of that at his Wiki page.

502 Vicious Babushka  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:25:11am

I wish all you Lizards could be here for the wedding! Consider this a virtual invitation. I am sure you will all be here in green scaly spirit.

503 kansas  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:25:43am

re: #476 MandyManners

Was he ever associated with Ayers and Ayers' drive to politicize the classroom? The Annenberg Challenge?

Gee I thought he directed that but I'll have to Google it. Here you go. [Link: article.nationalreview.com...]

504 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:25:48am

re: #488 lincolntf

Oh jeez, I just read his wikipedia. Mandy, is this definitely the same guy (Weather Underground) and what is he the czar of?

Yes. He's a science czar according to Charles and what I've Googled.

505 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:25:51am

Is this a new low for Oliver Stone?
His new movie "South of the Border" praises Chavez.
Well, I guess I can cross that one off my list of movies to see.
And just as a reminder of just who Stone is praising:

Chavez tells Israelis to disobey ’genocidal’ govt

506 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:25:56am

re: #487 BeerDrinking_VictoryMonkey

Not to mention people who use "The" in front of the term. "Hoi" means "the."

Who put the "hoi" in the "hoi polloi polloi"?
Who put the "ram" in the "ramalamadingdong?"?

507 sattv4u2  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:26:01am

re: #502 Alouette

I wish all you Lizards could be here for the wedding! Consider this a virtual invitation. I am sure you will all be here in green scaly spirit.

I'll be there if theres an open bar!

508 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:26:02am

Ugh. Another sucky "health care reform" plan from the democrats.

Senate Finance Committee Chairman Max Baucus (D-Mont.) has sent members of a bipartisan negotiating group a framework for health care legislation that would cost less than $900 billion[oh boy!], levy new fees on insurers and create a network
of consumer-owned insurance cooperatives.


Taxes and fees - gotta get those in there.

509 kansas  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:26:10am

re: #497 opnion

Not to my knowledge.

[Link: article.nationalreview.com...]

Here is some knowledge from a quick Google search.

510 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:26:12am

re: #500 MandyManners

Fuck, we pay their grade.

Hush you. Stop talking sense. Big Brother is watching.

511 ladycatnip  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:26:14am

Sorry if this has been posted, but after George H.W. delivered his speech to school kids, the dems investigated and held hearings!

Unlike the Obama speech, in 1991 most of the controversy came after, not before, the president's school appearance. The day after Bush spoke, the Washington Post published a front-page story suggesting the speech was carefully staged for the president's political benefit. "The White House turned a Northwest Washington junior high classroom into a television studio and its students into props," the Post reported.

With the Post article in hand, Democrats pounced. "The Department of Education should not be producing paid political advertising for the president, it should be helping us to produce smarter students," said Richard Gephardt, then the House Majority Leader. "And the president should be doing more about education than saying, 'Lights, camera, action.'"

512 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:26:28am

re: #482 Irish Rose

Good grief, I hope he's ok.

Well, he's not, but last time I heard from him (09/02/2009), he was still alive and no one thought he was going to die, but it was very serious and has future implications to another serious procedure.

So, if keeping you feet above ground is ok, yes, last I heard he was ok. But the future complications are going to be a major change in his life.

513 DaddyG  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:26:38am

Stealth Czar

(bumper sticker idea)

514 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:26:43am

re: #505 Kosh's Shadow

Is this a new low for Oliver Stone?
His new movie "South of the Border" praises Chavez.
Well, I guess I can cross that one off my list of movies to see.
And just as a reminder of just who Stone is praising:

Chavez tells Israelis to disobey ’genocidal’ govt

"Oliver Stone" isn't already on the "do not watch" list?

515 Coracle  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:26:53am

re: #472 MandyManners

Why is it important that we listen to the president and other elected officials, like the mayor, senators, members of congress, or the governor? Why is what they say important?

[Link: www.ed.gov...]

Pure evil. Obvious communist plot to take over the minds of our children.
/

Ever think how an even handed treatment might use this very question to point out that listening to what elected officials say and watching what they do, and determining for yourself whether you agree or disagree with them, can inform your own choices - such as who you want to vote for and what policies you want to support?

516 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:27:08am

re: #493 MandyManners

re: #464 VioletTiger

So Jeff Jones, the Weather Underground Jeff Jones, is a czar?

Science czar according to Charles.

I thought Eric Holdren (not to be confused with terrorist enabler Eric Holder) was the Science Czar? Good grief, I can't tell the kooks without a program.

517 kansas  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:27:14am

re: #511 ladycatnip

Sorry if this has been posted, but after George H.W. delivered his speech to school kids, the dems investigated and held hearings!

It was posted. The libs all say wrong then wrong now and suddenly grasp onto the Golden Rule.

518 BlueCanuck  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:27:26am

re: #493 MandyManners

Science czar according to Charles.

I thought Holdren was the science czar. You mean that there's more then one in that position?

519 opnion  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:27:36am

re: #509 kansas

[Link: article.nationalreview.com...]

Here is some knowledge from a quick Google search.

Thanks

520 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:28:04am

re: #514 JamesTKirk

"Oliver Stone" isn't already on the "do not watch" list?

He is; I was being sarcastic.

521 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:28:10am

re: #508 FrogMarch

Ugh. Another sucky "health care reform" plan from the democrats.


Another significant variance with the House bills is the absence of a mandate on employers to provide coverage. Instead, the Baucus plan includes a “free-rider” provision in which employers would contribute to the cost of providing government subsidies for the employees who purchase coverage in a government-organized insurance marketplace known as an exchange, according to the plan circulating among senators.

/but don't call it "public option".

522 lincolntf  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:28:38am

re: #504 MandyManners

Huh. All I'm finding is a James Jones linked to the Admin.

523 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:28:49am

re: #505 Kosh's Shadow

Is this a new low for Oliver Stone?

Good grief.

Then again, I'm not sure it's lower than when he cheerfully alluded to "the revolt of September 11" in a public forum, just weeks after the attacks. (Kudos to Christopher Hitchens for tearing him a new one - alas, only rhetorically - on that occasion.)

524 gregb  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:28:55am

re: #396 Coracle

No, they seem happy just firing flamethowers in his general direction.

Laughing, I did a google on "FCBBHO" to try and figure out what the exact wording was (I can guess who it refers to). All I got was a link to Ms. MM's blog and not much more.

That's about as close to a hapax leomenon as you can get on Google nowadays.

[Link: www.google.com...]

525 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:29:01am

re: #468 Kosh's Shadow

Secretary Gates to Arabs: Arm yourselves against Iran


Obama to Israel: Roll over and die.

Kosh, the Fraud's are arming themselves to the teeth; their current order some 2Bill from Russia with evidently a 'rush' order on about 1/3 of the ticket(or so rumor has it).

526 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:29:43am

re: #521 FrogMarch

Another significant variance with the House bills is the absence of a mandate on employers to provide coverage. Instead, the Baucus plan includes a “free-rider” provision in which employers would contribute to the cost of providing government subsidies for the employees who purchase coverage in a government-organized insurance marketplace known as an exchange, according to the plan circulating among senators.


/but don't call it "public option".


And don't call this a tax, either./

527 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:29:50am

re: #495 Creeping Eruption

That makes sense. Btw, you may want to get up and stretch, shake a little. Sand in the shorts this early is going to make for a tough day. :)

Sound advice. Hold on. I'll dance it out.

528 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:30:21am

re: #497 opnion

Not to my knowledge.

discoverthenetwork.com

529 Irish Rose  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:30:35am

re: #347 Spenser (with an S)

Doing a little research on this but I'm not coming up with a name.
Sorry.

530 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:30:48am

re: #525 aboo-Hoo-Hoo

Kosh, the Fraud's are arming themselves to the teeth; their current order some 2Bill from Russia with evidently a 'rush' order on about 1/3 of the ticket(or so rumor has it).

Gates must be trying to get them to buy some from the US as well, then.

531 VioletTiger  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:30:54am

re: #521 FrogMarch

/but don't call it "public option".

They are determined to sneak it in somehow.
Problem for them is--people are not as dumb as they thought.

532 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:31:16am

re: #499 kansas

Obviously not the MFM who won't ask or report properly. Nice vetting there, huh?

If the MFM told me that the sun rose in the east, I'd get up early just to watch.

533 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:31:32am

re: #504 MandyManners

Yes. He's a science czar according to Charles and what I've Googled.

Are you sure about that, Mandy? I'm not finding it.

534 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:31:34am

re: #527 MandyManners

535 kansas  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:31:52am

Not to my knowledge.

Image: 3Fairies.gif

536 Irish Rose  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:32:23am

re: #512 Walter L. Newton

Well, he's not, but last time I heard from him (09/02/2009), he was still alive and no one thought he was going to die, but it was very serious and has future implications to another serious procedure.

So, if keeping you feet above ground is ok, yes, last I heard he was ok. But the future complications are going to be a major change in his life.

I sure am sorry to hear that.
Please update here as soon as you have any news.

537 midwestgak  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:32:31am

Morning Lizards!

I'm standing in line on Michigan Ave. so I can be a part of the Oprah Winfrey Show which will be taping later today at 5:00 p.m. NOT!

538 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:33:00am

re: #537 midwestgak

Morning Lizards!

I'm standing in line on Michigan Ave. so I can be a part of the Oprah Winfrey Show which will be taping later today at 5:00 p.m. NOT!

You had me going, you really did. Thank goodness for that last word.

539 kansas  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:33:20am

re: #533 Occasional Reader

Are you sure about that, Mandy? I'm not finding it.

[Link: www.docstoc.com...]

540 DaddyG  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:33:50am

re: #515 Coracle

Pure evil. Obvious communist plot to take over the minds of our children.
/

Ever think how an even handed treatment might use this very question to point out that listening to what elected officials say and watching what they do, and determining for yourself whether you agree or disagree with them, can inform your own choices - such as who you want to vote for and what policies you want to support?


I hope that all Presidents choose to address our students about these issues. I also hope the current administration does not politicize the message.

As Lady Catnip linked: dems investigated and held hearings!


Now please call upon the Dems to clean their own house on this issue. If they fail to do so they will find it increasingly hard to engender trust and get the other side to "disarm" in the partisan wars.

541 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:34:04am

re: #501 Occasional Reader

Huh? There's no mention of that at his Wiki page.

No, there's not. But, when Charles mentioned that Lenn Eck was going after more czars on Saturday, Jeff Jones was one mentioned. When I looked up his Wiki, Charles directed me to his post to which I linked above. I took his not correcting Eck or me as confirmation.

Google?

542 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:34:25am

re: #537 midwestgak

Morning Lizards!

I'm standing in line on Michigan Ave. so I can be a part of the Oprah Winfrey Show which will be taping later today at 5:00 p.m. NOT!

If you are actually near Harpie studios (West Loop?), there is a great breakfast place across the street (at least there used to be).

543 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:34:33am

re: #525 aboo-Hoo-Hoo

Kosh, the Fraud's are arming themselves to the teeth; their current order some 2Bill from Russia with evidently a 'rush' order on about 1/3 of the ticket(or so rumor has it).

Strange that they would mix in that much Russian kit with their overwhelmingly US-made weaponry.

544 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:34:35am

re: #536 Irish Rose

I sure am sorry to hear that.
Please update here as soon as you have any news.

I will. I have permission from Steve to keep LGF informed but I have to stay away from the actual personal info. I know what happened, but unless he tells me to relate that, I have to keep it vague.

545 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:34:47am

re: #510 thedopefishlives

Hush you. Stop talking sense. Big Brother is watching.

Big Brother can eat my shorts.

546 avanti  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:34:58am

re: #504 MandyManners

Yes. He's a science czar according to Charles and what I've Googled.

He is not the science czar, that's Holden. Jeff Jones is on Beck's list, but i'm not sure who he is.

547 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:35:16am

re: #529 Irish Rose

re: #347 Spenser (with an S)

Doing a little research on this but I'm not coming up with a name.
Sorry.

No, I'm sorry. I'll ask my bride, she'll probably remember. It was obviously a big deal for him to be playing on the streets for coins one day and then opening for 1,600 people the next. He had some funny songs he wrote himself and he and Ralston both played the Bouzouki at some point. Ralston joked that he calls it his "Octave Mandolin" when he's in an airport so as not to cause alarm.

548 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:35:30am

re: #526 Kosh's Shadow

And don't call this a tax, either./

It's as if the only way a democrats can think is - take money from one sector and give it to another. Ponzi scheme.


How about: open up and let folks choose from more that 6 providers. Let us buy and take health insurance across state lines. There are thousands of providers. Open up the free market and let consumers decide.

File under: fat chance and never gonna happen.

The democrats only scheme: Tax, re-distribute, punish, extort, complicate, mandate, control, regulate.

549 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:35:31am

re: #515 Coracle

Pure evil. Obvious communist plot to take over the minds of our children.
/

Ever think how an even handed treatment might use this very question to point out that listening to what elected officials say and watching what they do, and determining for yourself whether you agree or disagree with them, can inform your own choices - such as who you want to vote for and what policies you want to support?

THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT.

550 VioletTiger  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:35:32am

re: #544 Walter L. Newton

I will. I have permission from Steve to keep LGF informed but I have to stay away from the actual personal info. I know what happened, but unless he tells me to relate that, I have to keep it vague.

Walter, please give him my regards and best wishes as well.

551 lincolntf  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:36:15am

Multiple blogs/posts seem to indicate that Jeff Jones helped write the Obama stimulus plan. Possibly still doing stuff like that. No mention of science, or of Jones being a cazr.
Keep in mind that this was a 5 minute Google search, so all results automatically include a grain of salt.

552 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:36:15am

re: #544 Walter L. Newton

I will. I have permission from Steve to keep LGF informed but I have to stay away from the actual personal info. I know what happened, but unless he tells me to relate that, I have to keep it vague.

Please pass on my best wishes for a speedy recovery.

553 haakondahl  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:36:52am

re: #515 Coracle

Pure evil. Obvious communist plot to take over the minds of our children.
/

Ever think how an even handed treatment might use this very question to point out that listening to what elected officials say and watching what they do, and determining for yourself whether you agree or disagree with them, can inform your own choices - such as who you want to vote for and what policies you want to support?

Do you have children?

554 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:37:06am

re: #516 Spenser (with an S)

I thought Eric Holdren (not to be confused with terrorist enabler Eric Holder) was the Science Czar? Good grief, I can't tell the kooks without a program.

John Holdren is a science czar. Presidents can have more than one advisor on an issue.

555 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:37:37am

re: #539 kansas

[Link: www.docstoc.com...]

Okay... I'm not seeing any "Jeff Jones" on that list.

556 VioletTiger  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:37:50am

re: #551 lincolntf

Multiple blogs/posts seem to indicate that Jeff Jones helped write the Obama stimulus plan. Possibly still doing stuff like that. No mention of science, or of Jones being a cazr.
Keep in mind that this was a 5 minute Google search, so all results automatically include a grain of salt.


That's all I could find. He also is part of the Apollo Alliance group? Not sure where that fits in.

557 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:38:20am

re: #518 BlueCanuck

I thought Holdren was the science czar. You mean that there's more then one in that position?

There's no law that says a president is limited to one advisor.

558 midwestgak  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:38:22am

re: #542 Creeping Eruption

If you are actually near Harpie studios (West Loop?), there is a great breakfast place across the street (at least there used to be).

Not sure which place you are referring to, but there is a restaurant near the studio called Wishbone (southern style). Oprah's fav, so I hear.

559 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:39:01am

re: #558 midwestgak

Not sure which place you are referring to, but there is a restaurant near the studio called Wishbone (southern style). Oprah's fav, so I hear.

Thats the one. It really is very good. Only ate there a few times though.

560 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:39:05am

re: #522 lincolntf

Huh. All I'm finding is a James Jones linked to the Admin.

Google Jeff Jones science czar.

561 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:39:54am

re: #556 VioletTiger

He also is part of the Apollo Alliance group? Not sure where that fits in.

It's Greek to me.

562 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:40:04am

re: #550 VioletTiger

Walter, please give him my regards and best wishes as well.

re: #552 Spare O'Lake

Please pass on my best wishes for a speedy recovery.

Done.

563 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:40:14am

Czars have enjoyed limited success in America.
And not too much better in Russia, lately.

564 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:41:23am

re: #561 Occasional Reader

It's Greek to me.

Lets please not muse over Greek puns so early in the am.

565 midwestgak  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:41:40am

re: #559 Creeping Eruption

Thats the one. It really is very good. Only ate there a few times though.

Just guessing, but I think reine and redstate would give the place an A+ rating.

566 Pianobuff  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:41:46am

re: #560 MandyManners

Google Jeff Jones science czar.

Have you heard of Mark Lloyd?

567 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:41:50am

re: #564 Creeping Eruption

Lets please not muse over Greek puns so early in the am.

Yeah, they're a pain in the butt.

568 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:41:53am

re: #560 MandyManners

Google Jeff Jones science czar.

I did. I'm not getting anything remotely convincing.

569 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:41:53am

UNCLE!

I'm gonna' do some more Googling.

570 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:42:20am

re: #566 Pianobuff

Have you heard of Mark Lloyd?

HA!

571 Coracle  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:42:29am

re: #540 DaddyG

Now please call upon the Dems to clean their own house on this issue. If they fail to do so they will find it increasingly hard to engender trust and get the other side to "disarm" in the partisan wars.

Yes, let's go get them to change their approach - 18 years ago. Of course they're exactly the same now. Oh, no, that's right, they're worse now.

re: #549 MandyManners

THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT.


It's my point. I don't know what point you were trying to make, since you didn't write one. Oh - and your caps lock seems stuck. Not to mention your cuss lock.

572 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:42:47am

re: #505 Kosh's Shadow

Michael Moore's new movie concludes that capitalism is evil.

573 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:43:01am

Going to bed, good night.

574 Coracle  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:43:03am

re: #553 haakondahl

Do you have children?

Yes. Why do you ask?

575 badger1970  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:43:03am

re: #563 Spare O'Lake

I'm waiting for the Yakoff Smearnoff punchline...

576 reloadingisnotahobby  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:43:14am

re: #556 VioletTiger
Not sure I see a problem!
Why wouldn't an Astronaut make a great Science Czar??
//

577 avanti  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:43:21am

re: #551 lincolntf

Multiple blogs/posts seem to indicate that Jeff Jones helped write the Obama stimulus plan. Possibly still doing stuff like that. No mention of science, or of Jones being a cazr.
Keep in mind that this was a 5 minute Google search, so all results automatically include a grain of salt.

It seems it's a connection whipped up by Beck. Jeff Jones was associated with Van Jones about 30 years ago. The only connection to the stimulus bill is speculation by Beck and others. He is not a czar, nor has any connection to Obama other than being a member of a group with Van Jones back in the Vietnam protester days.

"The latest shocker is Jeff Jones. Jones was the co-founder of the violent radical terrorist group Weather Underground with Bill Ayers. Jones has much blood on his hands, and yet, he is part of the Apollo Group founded by Van Jones, no relation, a self proclaimed communist! "

578 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:43:34am

re: #564 Creeping Eruption

Lets please not muse over Greek puns so early in the am.

Please accept my most sincere Apollogy.

579 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:43:45am

How about a Czarina
Who likes to do the Macarena?

580 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:43:51am

No. 541 above

But, when Charles mentioned that Lenn Eck was going after more czars on Saturday, Jeff Jones was one mentioned. When I looked up his Wiki, Charles directed me to his post to which I linked above. I took his not correcting Eck or me as confirmation.
***

Would Charles not welcome a chance to correct Lenn Eck?

581 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:43:56am

re: #572 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Michael Moore's new movie concludes that capitalism is evil.

As opposed to his other movies...?

582 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:44:50am

One thing about Michael Moore, he is one of the most public hypocrites we have. He can make a film about the evils of capitalism, while belonging to one of the most capital driven industries in the world.

Got to give him credit, he's 100 percent honest, a jerk, but an honest jerk. That's a sight bit better than most of our politicians.

Maybe Obama could take a few lessons from Micheal on public image?

[Link: www.reuters.com...]

583 lincolntf  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:45:00am

re: #560 MandyManners

That's what I did first. Not really anything there. Eventually it became clear that the Jeff Jones from the WU is definitely the "stimulus" guy and "Apollo" guy. I don't know crap about Apollo, maybe that's a science group.
I think the Google results we're getting have a lot of incidental "Van Jones" conflation with Jeff Jones.

584 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:45:17am

re: #571 Coracle

It's my point. I don't know what point you were trying to make, since you didn't write one. Oh - and your caps lock seems stuck. Not to mention your cuss lock.

Boo!

585 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:45:19am
586 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:45:35am

re: #567 JamesTKirk

Yeah, they're a pain in the butt.

Now that remark really gives us some insight into your Psyche.

587 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:45:48am

re: #578 Occasional Reader

Please accept my most sincere Apollogy.

Of course. Perhaps I was a bit quick, it is just that I Lyre here in wait for these pun threads. Hard not to jump on them right away.

588 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:46:01am

re: #572 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Michael Moore's new movie concludes that capitalism is evil.

Well, I hope he doesn't make any evil profit from his movie then; I wouldn't want him to become a bad guy in his own eyes.

589 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:46:06am

[Link: surchur.com...]

590 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:46:17am

re: #582 Walter L. Newton

29 seconds behind you...

591 haakondahl  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:46:41am

re: #574 Coracle

Yes. Why do you ask?

What is it that you wish the administration to say to them that you cannot?

592 laZardo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:46:42am

re: #572 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Wait, he made another one?

/also, good evening

593 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:46:44am

re: #579 Spare O'Lake

How about a Czarina
Who likes to do the Macarena?

Sorry, they don't rhyme.

But "czarina" does rhyme with "occharina". So you've got that to work with.

594 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:46:45am

re: #586 Occasional Reader

Now that remark really gives us some insight into your Psyche.

Yes, by Jove.

595 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:47:30am

[Link: obamaspending.org...]

A chance to fact-check?

596 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:47:38am
597 opnion  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:47:39am

re: #577 avanti

It seems it's a connection whipped up by Beck. Jeff Jones was associated with Van Jones about 30 years ago. The only connection to the stimulus bill is speculation by Beck and others. He is not a czar, nor has any connection to Obama other than being a member of a group with Van Jones back in the Vietnam protester days.

"The latest shocker is Jeff Jones. Jones was the co-founder of the violent radical terrorist group Weather Underground with Bill Ayers. Jones has much blood on his hands, and yet, he is part of the Apollo Group founded by Van Jones, no relation, a self proclaimed communist! "

Avanti, Viet Nam protester days? uh, it was more than that, the Weather Undreground was a violent organization planting bombs.

598 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:47:52am

re: #590 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

29 seconds behind you...

STAY AWAY FROM MY BEHIND!

599 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:48:05am

re: #587 Creeping Eruption

Of course. Perhaps I was a bit quick, it is just that I Lyre here in wait for these pun threads. Hard not to jump on them right away.

I must muse upon the pun thread before I add another in the Ceres.

600 VioletTiger  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:48:08am

re: #585 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Commie say "what?"

He's just ridiculous.
He sure won't mind taking all the proceeds from his capitalist venture, however.

601 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:48:12am

If I've made an Eros, I'll eat a bug.

602 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:48:41am

re: #594 JamesTKirk

Yes, by Jove.

Are you attempting to Satyrize my quite serious post?

603 aboo-Hoo-Hoo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:48:54am

re: #530 Kosh's Shadow

Gates must be trying to get them to buy some from the US as well, then.

We're still the largest supplier but regionally we aren't looking or smelling too very good.

604 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:49:18am

re: #593 Occasional Reader

Sorry, they don't rhyme.

But "czarina" does rhyme with "occharina". So you've got that to work with.

That's what I get for Russian.

605 haakondahl  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:49:20am

re: #602 Occasional Reader

Are you attempting to Satyrize my quite serious post?

Euripides threads to shreds.

606 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:49:28am

re: #603 aboo-Hoo-Hoo

We're still the largest supplier but regionally we aren't looking or smelling too very good.

Well, the stuff Russia sells will just be easier for Israel to destroy.

607 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:49:29am
608 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:49:32am

re: #598 Walter L. Newton

STAY AWAY FROM MY BEHIND!

You might catch a case of Hermes.

609 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:49:58am

re: #595 MandyManners

I just got here. Did Obama nominate a weather underground guy for something?

610 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:50:33am

re: #599 Kosh's Shadow

I must muse upon the pun thread before I add another in the Ceres.

We seem to be the only ones punning here. Perhaps we should Leto it go?

611 Coracle  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:50:41am

re: #591 haakondahl

What is it that you wish the administration to say to them that you cannot?

There is nothing I "wish the administration to say to them that [I] cannot". I am perfectly happy to have them see the President - whatever party s/he may be - express interest in education and inspire them to excel. Jut like I support doctors, or firefighters, or any other professional visiting a school and talking to students. One of these kids is going to be President in 4-5-6 decades, after all.

612 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:50:49am

[Link: www.tsrn.us...]

613 laZardo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:51:41am

re: #608 JamesTKirk

You might catch a case of Hermes.

In bed.

614 garycooper  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:51:46am

Just read the AGW thread. Hoo boy. Good thing I didn't get involved. ;)

615 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:51:47am

re: #609 Killgore Trout

I just got here. Did Obama nominate a weather underground guy for something?

Please see my No. 541. I've been under the assumption that he is an advisor to FCBBHO since Charles posted what I refer to in that post.

616 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:52:25am

re: #610 Creeping Eruption

We seem to be the only ones punning here. Perhaps we should Leto it go?

You calypso many would-be punsters down to size, CE.

617 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:52:29am

re: #614 garycooper

Just read the AGW thread. Hoo boy. Good thing I didn't get involved. ;)

Any high (or low) points, for those of us who missed it and prefer to keep it that way?

618 laZardo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:52:33am

re: #602 Occasional Reader

Are you attempting to Satyrize my quite serious post?

Nah, your post is too Circe to satyrize.

619 haakondahl  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:52:38am

re: #610 Creeping Eruption

We seem to be the only ones punning here. Perhaps we should Leto it go?

Don't try to worm out of this.

620 lincolntf  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:52:47am

re: #607 MandyManners

Those are the same threads I'm finding. Have you seen one that says something like:"...Jeff Jones, appointed on March 1st to be Czar of XXX..."? That's what I'm looking for.
This guy is a total nut, and I can't (don't want to) believe that he's actually shaping the US Government/economy.

621 Wendya  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:52:57am

re: #518 BlueCanuck

I thought Holdren was the science czar. You mean that there's more then one in that position?

Holdren is the Director of the Office of Science and Technology Policy. Because he holds an official position, he had to go through confirmation hearings. The Czars are not subject to congressional oversight.

622 BlueCanuck  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:53:27am

re: #618 laZardo

Nah, your post is too Circe to satyrize.

Now that can cause a bunch of people to get fury-ious.

623 avanti  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:53:36am

re: #583 lincolntf

That's what I did first. Not really anything there. Eventually it became clear that the Jeff Jones from the WU is definitely the "stimulus" guy and "Apollo" guy. I don't know crap about Apollo, maybe that's a science group.
I think the Google results we're getting have a lot of incidental "Van Jones" conflation with Jeff Jones.

I think we are talking Beck logic.

1. Speculate that Van Jones had some input on the stimulus bill.
2. Jeff Jones was part of a group years ago with Van Jones.
3. Beck conclusion. Jeff Jones, helped write the stimulus bill because he knew Van Jones.

624 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:53:46am

re: #611 Coracle

Jut like I support doctors, or firefighters, or any other professional visiting a school and talking to students.

Other than, of course, the World's Oldest Professional.

625 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:53:50am

re: #608 JamesTKirk

Doctor tells patient. "Sorry to tell you, you have HAGS."
PATIENT, "HAGS? What's that?"
Dr., "A combination of Herpes, AIDS, Gonnorrhea, and Syphallis. The good news is; you'll get of the pancakes and pizza you can eat for the rest of your life!"
Patient, "Why pizza and pancakes?"
Dr., "That's all that will slide under your door."

626 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:54:02am

re: #619 haakondahl

Don't try to worm out of this.

Dune-ot change pun topics.

627 laZardo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:54:52am

re: #622 BlueCanuck

And trigger sirens in peoples' heads.

628 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:55:05am

I hate stepping on my dick but, I am not afraid to admit I'm wrong if I am wrong.

629 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:55:14am

re: #608 JamesTKirk

You might catch a case of Hermes.

Oh, the impulse to derail this into a scarf pun thread is overwhelming. I am trying to take great paeans not to, but . . .

630 avanti  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:55:20am

re: #597 opnion

Avanti, Viet Nam protester days? uh, it was more than that, the Weather Undreground was a violent organization planting bombs.

True, and Jeff Jones was a member, but what has that to do with czars, or Obama. I know Beck made the connection, but it's hard to follow.

631 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:55:52am

re: #629 Creeping Eruption

Oh, the impulse to derail this into a scarf pun thread is overwhelming. I am trying to take great paeans not to, but . . .

I know a Doctor Who used to be fond of scarves.

632 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:56:26am

re: #630 avanti

True, and Jeff Jones was a member, but what has that to do with czars, or Obama. I know Beck made the connection, but it's hard to follow.

Oh nothing. Of course all these guys that are seemingly tied together holding the same ideologies have nothing to do with each other or anything regarding present-day views. OF COURSE.

Ugh.

633 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:56:26am

re: #629 Creeping Eruption

Oh, the impulse to derail this into a scarf pun thread is overwhelming.

Try to chanel that impulse into a more positive direction.

634 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:56:40am

re: #632 TheMatrix31

dripping fucking wet with sarcasm, btw.

635 sattv4u2  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:56:43am

re: #628 MandyManners

I hate stepping on my dick but, I am not afraid to admit I'm wrong if I am wrong.

I hope you're wrong about having a dick!

636 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:56:55am

re: #624 Occasional Reader

Other than, of course, the World's Oldest Professional.

Thats right. Keep those f'ing lawyers out of the class rooms!

//

637 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:57:30am

re: #531 VioletTiger

They are determined to sneak it in somehow.
Problem for them is--people are not as dumb as they thought.

At just under $900 billion - it will be a bargain. We can let the government kill off most of the economy - so that a few more folks have access to insurance. Killing the good for Utopia. I'm certain it will work. *Pay no attention of the economy or the deficit.

638 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:58:15am

re: #635 sattv4u2

I hope you're wrong about having a dick!

In bed!

639 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:58:18am

re: #628 MandyManners

I hate stepping on my dick but, I am not afraid to admit I'm wrong if I am wrong.

Those spike heels can be murder, no?

640 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:58:31am

re: #631 JamesTKirk

I know a Doctor Who used to be fond of scarves.

Now THAT is a strong derail

641 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:58:37am

re: #627 laZardo

re: #622 BlueCanuck

And trigger sirens in peoples' heads.

Ok, you're about to get a Pan upside your head for these puns and for being a pain in Uranus.

642 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:59:12am

re: #632 TheMatrix31

Oh nothing. Of course all these guys that are seemingly tied together holding the same ideologies have nothing to do with each other or anything regarding present-day views. OF COURSE.

Ugh.

I think avanti is referring to the specific claim that this Jeff Jones is a "science czar". And that claim seems highly questionable.

643 avanti  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:59:46am

re: #628 MandyManners

I hate stepping on my dick but, I am not afraid to admit I'm wrong if I am wrong.

I prefer misinformed, to wrong. There is so much BS floating around out there, it's hard to fact check when so much is flat out lies or the most tenuous associations.

644 garycooper  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 7:59:49am

re: #609 Killgore Trout

I just got here. Did Obama nominate a weather underground guy for something?

Yes...he appointed Peter Sinclair the new Czar of Anthropedantic Global Climate Warmening. Broad, sweeping powers. Also, Sinclair is in the running for Poet Laureate, for his work in greeting cards.

Hello, Cards!

645 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:00:04am

re: #642 Occasional Reader

I think avanti is referring to the specific claim that this Jeff Jones is a "science czar". And that claim seems highly questionable.

But we do know who is in charge of all these czars:
Czar Czar Binks.

646 haakondahl  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:00:06am

re: #626 Kosh's Shadow

Dune-ot change pun topics.

Now you Mohiam above that sort of thing.

647 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:00:16am

re: #645 Kosh's Shadow

But we do know who is in charge of all these czars:
Czar Czar Binks.

*WHACK*

648 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:00:31am

re: #639 Spare O'Lake

Those spike heels can be murder, no?

If, in addition to the Hermes scarf reference, this now turns into some fru-fru womens' shoe pun thread... how boring! I'll get a real case of the blah-niks.

649 haakondahl  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:00:53am

re: #645 Kosh's Shadow

But we do know who is in charge of all these czars:
Czar Czar Binks.

Me-sa not impress.

650 Coracle  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:00:59am

re: #624 Occasional Reader

Other than, of course, the World's Oldest Professional.

What do you have against Ukuleles?

651 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:01:34am

re: #609 Killgore Trout

I just got here. Did Obama nominate a weather underground guy for something?

Close. Al Roker is now viceroy of Brazil.

/something like that

652 MrSilverDragon  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:01:54am

re: #645 Kosh's Shadow

But we do know who is in charge of all these czars:
Czar Czar Binks.

Does he speak pidgin too?

653 avanti  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:01:56am

re: #632 TheMatrix31

Oh nothing. Of course all these guys that are seemingly tied together holding the same ideologies have nothing to do with each other or anything regarding present-day views. OF COURSE.

Ugh.

OK, educate me. What connection does Jeff Jones have with the Obama administration ?

654 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:01:58am

re: #648 Occasional Reader

If, in addition to the Hermes scarf reference, this now turns into some fru-fru womens' shoe pun thread... how boring! I'll get a real case of the blah-niks.

Oh MANolo, you did not just go there!

655 laZardo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:02:07am

re: #641 Spenser (with an S)

You couldn't Banshee-t to save your life.

/ q;

656 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:02:29am

re: #648 Occasional Reader

If, in addition to the Hermes scarf reference, this now turns into some fru-fru womens' shoe pun thread... how boring! I'll get a real case of the blah-niks.

Hopefully we won't have to muffler.

657 laZardo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:02:45am

re: #651 Occasional Reader

Close. Al Roker is now viceroy of Brazil.

/something like that

Wouldn't wanna get lost in his neck of the woods.

658 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:02:48am

re: #635 sattv4u2

I hope you're wrong about having a dick!

I did for a while but I divorced him.

659 opnion  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:03:43am

re: #630 avanti

True, and Jeff Jones was a member, but what has that to do with czars, or Obama. I know Beck made the connection, but it's hard to follow.

I was just making the smaller point about the Weather Underground.

660 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:03:54am

re: #654 Creeping Eruption

Oh MANolo, you did not just go there!

I don't know about you, but this pretty much exhausts my list of fru-fru womens' shoe knowledge... erm... hey, how 'bout a gun thread!

661 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:03:57am

re: #653 avanti

OK, educate me. What connection does Jeff Jones have with the Obama administration ?

Going by what Mandy said...seems like he has a czar position. Seems like there's a lot of uncertainty actually. But I know the game you play. Even if there was a connection, you'd try to downplay it either way.

"Vietnam Protesters", lol.

662 saberry0530  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:04:21am

re: #658 MandyManners

I did for a while but I divorced him.

No Mandy , that was an ASSHOLE!
/

663 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:04:53am

re: #660 Occasional Reader

I don't know about you, but this pretty much exhausts my list of fru-fru womens' shoe knowledge... erm... hey, how 'bout a gun thread!

What!? Ask that girl Kimber-something you are always talking about. She could help.

664 avanti  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:05:04am

re: #609 Killgore Trout

I just got here. Did Obama nominate a weather underground guy for something?

Only in Beck land. You need t follow the Beck flow chart to figure out any connection with the now gone Van Jones to Jeff Jones.

665 Pianobuff  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:05:18am

Re: Jeff Jones

FWIW, Here's an article on the Apollo Alliance website entitled "Comparing Approved House Stimulus With Apollo Recovery Act". I just found it, haven't read it, and therefore have no conclusions to share. This is genuine Apollo Alliance material, not news/blog articles. It's dated 1/23/2009.

666 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:05:25am

re: #651 Occasional Reader

Close. Al Roker is now viceroy of Brazil.

/something like that

Lol

667 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:05:28am

re: #661 TheMatrix31

Going by what Mandy said...seems like he has a czar position. Seems like there's a lot of uncertainty actually. But I know the game you play. Even if there was a connection, you'd try to downplay it either way.

"Vietnam Protesters", lol.

Note that Mandy has since said she's re-evaluating.

I found zilch to support that claim that Jeff Jones is a "czar" of anything.

668 DaddyG  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:05:51am

re: #571 Coracle

Yes, let's go get them to change their approach - 18 years ago. Of course they're exactly the same now. Oh, no, that's right, they're worse now.

The Dems have made an art form of demonizing their opponents while calling for bipartisanship. While I don't like the current crop of crazy on the right, respect has to come from both sides. President Obama and Nancy Pelosi can start by not characterizing every honest opposition of their plans to nationalize large chunks of the economy as "racist" or "ignorant mobs".

Bush worked well with a bipartisan congress in Texas. He was ambushed by the national congress. This is not a "they did it too" but a warning that trust is built over time and the Dems have done almost nothing to help rebuild trust in the political arena.

669 Wendya  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:05:56am

re: #620 lincolntf

Those are the same threads I'm finding. Have you seen one that says something like:"...Jeff Jones, appointed on March 1st to be Czar of XXX..."? That's what I'm looking for.
This guy is a total nut, and I can't (don't want to) believe that he's actually shaping the US Government/economy.


Here's a blog entry he made on 28 Nov 2008:

All of this leads me to the same conclusion reached by Mark Rudd: this guy is really SMART. He is setting Hillary Clinton up to be the public face of his effort to end the Iraq war. He is going to sucessfully extort green concessions from Detroit. He will convince Congress to pass a major stimulus package that will lay the foundation for the development of an alternative energy manufacturing industry. He will do something to help reduce housing foreclosures. He will let the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy expire.

These various initiatives, which will collectively set the nation on a path towards energy independence, ending the war and redistributing financial resources downward, are presented as unconnected pieces of legislation but actually they are interlocking components of Obama's coherent multi-layered agenda. His centrist appointments are a smokescreen; they co-opt the moderate center, but he's still the commander in chief. Even Lenin would be impressed!

[Link: theragblog.blogspot.com...]

670 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:05:57am

re: #663 Creeping Eruption

What!? Ask that girl Kimber-something you are always talking about. She could help.

Very funny. I guess there's a Heckler in every crowd.

671 sattv4u2  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:06:35am

re: #651 Occasional Reader

Close. Al Roker is now viceroy of Brazil.

/something like that

I used to smke Viceroys. I didn't know they came from Brazil and that Al Roker sold them!

672 Killgore Trout  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:06:49am

re: #664 avanti

Yeah, A quick google turned up result from Glenn Beck and WND. Too early for me me to explore crazyland. Maybe later.

673 avanti  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:07:09am

re: #661 TheMatrix31

Going by what Mandy said...seems like he has a czar position. Seems like there's a lot of uncertainty actually. But I know the game you play. Even if there was a connection, you'd try to downplay it either way.

"Vietnam Protesters", lol.

There is no uncertainty, Jeff Jones has zero connection to the Obama administration except in Beck's head as far as I can find, but I'm willing to be corrected.

674 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:07:31am

re: #667 Occasional Reader

Note that Mandy has since said she's re-evaluating.

I found zilch to support that claim that Jeff Jones is a "czar" of anything.

Hey, like she said -- If she's wrong, she's wrong.

675 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:07:36am

re: #658 MandyManners

I did for a while but I divorced him.


Touchè Good one.

676 garycooper  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:07:40am

re: #617 JamesTKirk

Any high (or low) points, for those of us who missed it and prefer to keep it that way?

Too much heat and ad hominem, for this humble student of the process.

677 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:07:52am

re: #643 avanti

I prefer misinformed, to wrong. There is so much BS floating around out there, it's hard to fact check when so much is flat out lies or the most tenuous associations.

From what I read over the weekend, Jeff Jones is a huge enviroweenie in New York State. He had access to the drafting of the stinulus bill. It was through his connection to the Apollo Allaince, which, IIRC, Violet Tiger mentioned above.

678 laZardo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:07:59am

re: #670 Occasional Reader

Just glock 'em upside the head and watch 'em whine to the blogs about that lump.

679 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:08:15am

re: #670 Occasional Reader

Very funny. I guess there's a Heckler in every crowd.

You are very good at finding them too. Heckler pops up, OR cleans their Glock. They humbly sit down.

680 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:08:52am

re: #670 Occasional Reader

re: #663 Creeping Eruption

What!? Ask that girl Kimber-something you are always talking about. She could help.

Very funny. I guess there's a Heckler in every crowd.

And MM already said she stepped on her Koch.

/

681 Pianobuff  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:08:57am

Additionally, here's a search string for "stimulus" on the Apollo Alliance website.

There are lots of articles, which, from the headlines seem to have a promotional tone, but without reading them all it's hard to say if there is a direct line or not.

682 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:09:02am

re: #673 avanti

There is no uncertainty, Jeff Jones has zero connection to the Obama administration except in Beck's head as far as I can find, but I'm willing to be corrected.

So, nothing new here . . .

683 Wendya  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:09:05am

re: #643 avanti

I prefer misinformed, to wrong. There is so much BS floating around out there, it's hard to fact check when so much is flat out lies or the most tenuous associations.

That's what happens when you set up a shadow cabinet that has no congressional oversight. These people aren't vetted by the administration, the media or the congress.

684 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:09:25am

There is nothing like fact-checking your own ass early in the morning.

I'm not sure.

685 laZardo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:10:14am

re: #684 MandyManners

That's a good point, especially since asses tend to do little more than talk shit and hot air.

686 JamesTKirk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:10:21am

re: #684 MandyManners

There is nothing like fact-checking your own ass early in the morning.

I'm not sure.

I'm not that flexible.

687 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:10:29am

Clinton gets it wrong.
[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

No Clinton - we the people would like our governmetn to work for us- not against us. But thanks for your tired politicized insight.

688 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:11:05am

re: #680 Spenser (with an S)

And MM already said she stepped on her Koch.

/

Careful. The last time some of us posters made fun of Mandy, she nearly Taurus a new one.

689 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:11:07am

re: #672 Killgore Trout

Yeah, A quick google turned up result from Glenn Beck and WND. Too early for me me to explore crazyland. Maybe later.

I saw those links when I Googled but I never checked them out.

690 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:12:01am

re: #680 Spenser (with an S)

And MM already said she stepped on her Koch.

/

I've not said I was wrong. Yet.

691 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:12:14am

re: #687 FrogMarch

Clinton gets it wrong.
[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

No Clinton - we the people would like our governmetn to work for us- not against us. But thanks for your tired politicized insight.

Clinton and the cronies made my Dad's hospital/medical equipment repair/maintenance business go down the shitter. His bullshit is the reason we had to move down to this hellhole called Los Angeles. For that, I will never forgive him.

692 laZardo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:12:31am

re: #685 laZardo

On a related note, I got upding'd by Creeping Eruption, and now I have to go potty. :x brb

693 Coracle  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:12:38am

re: #668 DaddyG

The Dems have made an art form of demonizing their opponents while calling for bipartisanship. While I don't like the current crop of crazy on the right, respect has to come from both sides. President Obama and Nancy Pelosi can start by not characterizing every honest opposition of their plans to nationalize large chunks of the economy as "racist" or "ignorant mobs".

You put those words in quotes. I presume it means you have actual quotes of both of those figures using precisely one or the other or both those words? I'd like to see them.

Bush worked well with a bipartisan congress in Texas. He was ambushed by the national congress.

Bush II had a same party majority congress for 6 years. Ambushed, my foot.

This is not a "they did it too" but a warning that trust is built over time and the Dems have done almost nothing to help rebuild trust in the political arena.

That is something both sides are abundantly guilty of, and the Republicans seem equally happy to dig that chasm ever deeper.

694 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:12:40am

re: #688 Occasional Reader

Careful. The last time some of us posters made fun of Mandy, she nearly Taurus a new one.

Lexus not go there.

695 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:12:42am
696 avanti  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:13:07am

re: #672 Killgore Trout

Yeah, A quick google turned up result from Glenn Beck and WND. Too early for me me to explore crazyland. Maybe later.

It's easy in the Beck world, you just google any bad guys with Obama appointees and find out they were in the same group 30 years ago, or knew a guy that was n a group that knew a guy that knew a Obama guy.
Very few politicains from either side would survive that sort of association search going back decades.
If you find anything on Beck's "outing" of Jeff Jones, let me know.

697 DaddyG  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:13:23am

re: #684 MandyManners

There is nothing like fact-checking your own ass early in the morning.

I'm not sure.

I can see checking for lumps but a self-colonocscopy exam is a bit much! /

698 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:13:40am

re: #690 MandyManners

I've not said I was wrong. Yet.

If you could provide some good links, it would leave your assertion about Jeff Jones a little Les Baer.

/I only do CUSTOM gun puns... [sniff]

699 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:14:01am

re: #690 MandyManners

I've not said I was wrong. Yet.

Yes, but that didn't fit in with my pun.

/

701 laZardo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:14:28am

re: #697 DaddyG

What would it take to prevent one's ass from becoming an enema of the state now?

702 midwestgak  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:15:05am

re: #701 laZardo

What would it take to prevent one's ass from becoming an enema of the state now?

Never, ever stand up./

703 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:15:11am

re: #691 TheMatrix31

Clinton and the cronies made my Dad's hospital/medical equipment repair/maintenance business go down the shitter. His bullshit is the reason we had to move down to this hellhole called Los Angeles. For that, I will never forgive him.

The democrats do no care if they destroy whole businesses or industries. Just so long as "they win". Gotta stick to those evil rethuglicans.

704 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:15:34am

I owe a gamillion up-dings and replies but I'm wiped out. bbiab

705 lincolntf  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:15:49am

re: #669 Wendya

"...and redistributing financial resources downward,..."

Oh cripes, not another one.

706 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:15:58am

re: #695 FrogMarch

Adam Smith would not be optimistic in today's economic world

Our current government is giving the invisible hand the visible finger.

707 MrSilverDragon  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:16:12am

re: #701 laZardo

What would it take to prevent one's ass from becoming an enema of the state now?

Duct tape.

708 avanti  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:16:45am

re: #677 MandyManners

From what I read over the weekend, Jeff Jones is a huge enviroweenie in New York State. He had access to the drafting of the stinulus bill. It was through his connection to the Apollo Allaince, which, IIRC, Violet Tiger mentioned above.

Do you have a link to his input on the drafting of the bill other than speculation ? I saw Beck's speculation that since he knew Van Jones, and they both worked in the field, in Beck's brain, he helped write it.
BTW, I don't even think Van Jones had any input on the stimulus bill, but I'm willing to learn.

709 yma o hyd  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:16:46am

Hiya, Lizard Nation!

How are things in Lizardia?

710 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:16:48am

re: #704 MandyManners

I owe a gamillion up-dings and replies but I'm wiped out. bbiab

LGF'ing is serious work.

711 Spare O'Lake  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:17:02am

re: #704 MandyManners

I owe a gamillion up-dings and replies but I'm wiped out. bbiab

You are on a roll.

712 VioletTiger  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:17:08am

re: #677 MandyManners

From what I read over the weekend, Jeff Jones is a huge enviroweenie in New York State. He had access to the drafting of the stinulus bill. It was through his connection to the Apollo Allaince, which, IIRC, Violet Tiger mentioned above.


Jeff Jones Apollo Alliance?

713 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:17:44am

re: #700 jaunte

Related:
Senate must raise debt ceiling above $12T

“Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren,” Obama said in a 2006 floor speech that preceded a Senate vote to extend the debt limit. “America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership.”

Obama just kicked an already over the top debt into the stratosphere - and it's still Bush's fault. gotta love it.

714 laZardo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:19:11am

re: #709 yma o hyd

Trying to stay afloat as the American economy slowly goes ass up. Fiber helps.

715 lawhawk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:19:23am

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. Today's education speech by the President is pretty much a snoozer in most fashions, and it's an ode to the President, rather than an inspirational document. Throw in a few buzzwords, and you have a speech that does nothing, and will likely be heard by few of the target audience, because school isn't even in session.

No, for the real action, you have to wait til tomorrow's joint speech before Congress. Obama's advisers say that he's going to be fired up and push the health care reform along to get it done.

The problem isn't his lack of enthusiasm. It's the failure of persuasion. He hasn't persuaded most Americans that we need this kind of overhaul. I don't expect his speech to change things either.

716 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:19:59am

re: #695 FrogMarch

Adam Smith would not be optimistic in today's economic world

"Indeed, it is not impossible that the US will experience the kind of economic collapse from first- to third-world status experienced by Argentina under the national socialist governance of Juan Peron. "

Whisky Tango Foxtrot?!

I hope we don't have to give up our pampa'd lifestyle.

717 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:20:08am

re: #713 FrogMarch

“Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren,” Obama said in a 2006 floor speech that preceded a Senate vote to extend the debt limit. “America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership.”

Obama just kicked an already over the top debt into the stratosphere - and it's still Bush's fault. gotta love it.

See that's the problem. His speech today to the kids will be really good, really positive. For that, I thank him.

But if they really cared about the children, he, his people, and the morons in Congress would not have straddled my generation and probably two subsequent generations with enormous, irreparable, unfathomable debt.

718 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:20:23am

re: #713 FrogMarch

Wow, nice one!

719 gregb  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:20:27am

re: #534 JamesTKirk

I wish they'd put him on Dancing with the Stars.

720 Pianobuff  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:20:30am

Follow-up on Van Jones in The American Spectator. Actually it's more about Valerie Jarret and appointments/decisions, but VJ is part of the story. I'm not aware of any issues linking to this site, but feel free to delete if it's against policy.

Valerie Jarrett's Show

The White House shouldn't expect the furor over Special Advisor for Green Jobs, Enterprise and Innovation at the White House Council on Environmental Quality Van Jones to go away just because he's resigned, says a former Obama Administration transition team member, because "the same problems that they created with Jones's hiring are there for others and they don't seem to care about the political damage these people may inflict."

According to several White House sources, Jones was hired for his "green jobs czar" positions over concerns raised by the White House Counsel's Office, after Jones's background materials came back with several of what were termed "inconsistencies" in the Standard Form 86 Questionnaire for National Security Positions.

When confronted with the 2004 9/11 truther petition by the White House communications staff, Jones, according to sources, initially blamed his staff at the Ella Baker Center for Human Rights. The petition was spun by the White House as Jones simply not having read the material closely. Within an hour of the White House statement with Jones's apology, another document came to light indicating that Jones had helped organize a 2002 truther protest march in San Francisco. Jones, according to White House sources, denied any involvement. "It's clear we [the White House] don't know enough about him," said a White House source in the Counsel's office, who spoke on Saturday morning before Jones resigned, and did so anonymously in the hopes that information about concerns raised by the counsel's office about Jones might push him out of the Administration.

More (also covered is Jaffer's invite to the Ramadan dinner) at the link...

721 laZardo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:20:40am

re: #716 Occasional Reader

Don't cry for me Ameri~ca!

722 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:21:29am

re: #708 avanti

Van Jones describes Apollo Alliance's mission as "sort of a grand unified field theory for progressive left causes."

A director of New York State's chapter of Apollo Alliance is Jeff Jones (no relation to Van Jones). AA's website describes Jeff Jones as someone devoted to "clean[ing] up toxic pollution in inner-city and rural neighborhoods and revers[ing] global warming." The website does not mention that in the 1970s Jones was one of the four key leaders of the Weather Underground terrorist organization, along with Mark Rudd, Bill Ayers, and Bernardine Dohrn.

The Apollo Alliance has a long list of endorsers, among which are: ACORN; Change to Win (an ACORN entity); the SEIU; the Van Jones-founded Ella Baker Center for Human Rights, which claims that the American criminal-justice system is infested with racism; Green For All (another organization founded by Van Jones); the Working Families Party; Greenpeace USA; the League of Conservation Voters; the Natural Resources Defense Council; the Rainforest Action Network; the Sierra Club; the Union of Concerned Scientists; Working Assets; EarthJustice; the National Wildlife Federation; the Progressive States Network; and a host of big labor unions (including the AFL-CIO, AFSCME, Teamsters, Machinists and Aerospace Workers, Electrical Workers, SEIU, Sheet Metal Workers, Transportation Workers, United Auto Workers, Food and Commercial Workers, Mine Workers, and Steel Workers).

Apollo Alliance exerts a powerful influence on the views and policies of the Obama administration. AA helped craft portions of the $787 billion "stimulus" legislation (officially called the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act) that President Obama signed into law in early 2009. Specifically, AA had a hand in writing the "clean energy and green-collar jobs provisions" of the bill, for which $86 billion was earmarked. This included funds "to build new transit and high speed rail lines, weatherize homes, develop next generation batteries for clean vehicles, scale up wind and solar power, build a modern electric grid, and train a new generation of green-collar workers." AA recommended that the stimulus bill allocate $11 billion for the development of a so-called "Smart Grid," which would use digital technology to deliver electricity from suppliers to consumers; ultimately the bill allocated precisely that amount to Smart Grid-related projects, including a $100 million provision for job training related to Smart Grid technology.

Confirming the magnitude of AA's role in shaping the stimulus bill, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said in mid-2009: "The Apollo Alliance has been an important factor in helping us [the U.S. Senate] develop and execute a strategy that makes great progress on these goals and in motivating the public to support them."

In July 2009, Senator Reid and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi appointed AA Board Chair Phil Angelides, the former Treasurer of the State of California, to serve as chairman of the newly created Financial Crisis Inquiry Commission.

Apollo Alliance has received funding directly from the Stephen M. Silberstein Foundation and the Robert & Patricia Switzer Foundation. In addition, AA has been the beneficiary of grants made to the Institute for America's Future that were earmarked specifically for AA; among these were grants from the Nathan Cummings Foundation, the Town Creek Foundation, the Overbrook Foundation, the William and Flora Hewlett Foundation, the Max and Anna Levinson Foundation, and the Energy Foundation.

723 Cato  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:21:33am

Jameel Jaffer is the next Obama crony to get vetted by Fox.

Charles was light-years ahead on this one.

724 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:21:58am

re: #701 laZardo

What would it take to prevent one's ass from becoming an enema of the state now?

Get it elected, obviously, so it can be in the company of others of its kind.

725 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:22:15am

re: #722 MandyManners

[Link: www.discoverthenetworks.org...]

726 Wendya  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:22:27am

Okay, from a quick search here's what I found:

Jeff Jones made a blog entry back in November of last year that makes some eerily accurate predictions about the stimulus bill.
[Link: theragblog.blogspot.com...]

Jeff Jones is the director of the New York division of the Apollo Alliance.
[Link: apolloalliance.org...]

Earlier this year, Harry Reid had this to say:

“This legislation is the first step in building a clean energy economy that creates jobs and moves us closer to solving our enormous energy and environmental challenges,” said Senator Harry Reid, the Nevada Democrat and Senate Majority Leader. “We’ve talked about moving forward on these ideas for decades. The Apollo Alliance has been an important factor in helping us develop and execute a strategy that makes great progress on these goals and in motivating the public to support them.


[Link: apolloalliance.org...]

727 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:22:48am

re: #715 lawhawk

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. Today's education speech by the President is pretty much a snoozer in most fashions, and it's an ode to the President, rather than an inspirational document. Throw in a few buzzwords, and you have a speech that does nothing, and will likely be heard by few of the target audience, because school isn't even in session.


And of course, how many kids will really be paying attention?
It will be the face that launched a thousand spitballs.

728 laZardo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:23:22am

re: #722 MandyManners

Ha,des organizations really wanna fight conspiracy with conspiracy.

729 Pianobuff  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:23:47am

re: #723 Cato

Jameel Jaffer is the next Obama crony to get vetted by Fox.

Charles was light-years ahead on this one.

You may want to read this (linked earlier). About halfway through Jaffer is discussed...

Playing to those types is another reason Jarrett's office approved the invitation of Jameel Jaffer, who runs the ACLU's "national security project," to the White House Ramadan dinner last week. Jaffer, a Canadian citizen, attended the dinner, which President Obama said was being held for American Muslims.

Jaffer is a cause célèbre to the far left for his career of litigating against the United States in support of terrorists and radical Islamists, and has proudly touted his awards from groups like CAIR.

"We had other names on the list for invitations, but Jarrett's office wanted Jaffer in the room. We were told it was important," says a White House source. "It was made clear that his presence was something senior folks here wanted to happen."

Jaffer has filed lawsuits challenging the FBI's "national security letter" authority, the constitutionality of warrantless wiretaps, and has been a leader in pushing for the shut down of Guantánamo Bay, and providing legal rights to terrorists held by the United States overseas in such countries as Iraq and Afghanistan. His efforts enabled the leaking of "torture photos" out of Iraq and Afghanistan, and some sources inside the Central Intelligence Agency believe he was one of the lawyers who provided legal advice to the Department of Justice to pursue an investigation into enhanced interrogation techniques used by the CIA.

More at the link.

730 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:24:26am

re: #727 Kosh's Shadow

And of course, how many kids will really be paying attention?
It will be the face that launched a thousand spitballs.

You know at least that those creepy kids from the Obama "Children of the Corn Chorus" video will be watching raptly...

731 lincolntf  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:25:08am

re: #713 FrogMarch

What he really should say to those kids is
"...Listen guys, I gotta borrow a couple trillion dollars from your futures...is that cool?...
Okay, look, I already took it out of your piggy bank.
Now don't get all wee-wee'd up. I swear I'm good for it...Later"

732 avanti  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:25:16am

re: #683 Wendya

That's what happens when you set up a shadow cabinet that has no congressional oversight. These people aren't vetted by the administration, the media or the congress.

How can you vet someone like Jeff Jones when the only connection to the administration we can find are on Beck's flow chart.

733 gregb  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:25:39am

re: #572 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Michael Moore's new movie concludes that capitalism is evil.

It's a self-defacing satire?

734 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:25:58am

re: #721 laZardo

Don't cry for me Ameri~ca!

It would be a crying Che-m.

735 Pianobuff  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:26:26am

re: #726 Wendya

Okay, from a quick search here's what I found:

Jeff Jones made a blog entry back in November of last year that makes some eerily accurate predictions about the stimulus bill.
[Link: theragblog.blogspot.com...]

Jeff Jones is the director of the New York division of the Apollo Alliance.
[Link: apolloalliance.org...]

Earlier this year, Harry Reid had this to say:


[Link: apolloalliance.org...]

See #665 and #681 as well.

736 laZardo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:26:52am

re: #734 Occasional Reader

I must keep my motorcycle diary out to chronicle these changes for future generations to learn from.

737 avanti  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:27:17am

re: #712 VioletTiger

Jeff Jones Apollo Alliance?

Jeff Jones is a leftie with a radical background, but why is Beck after him ? What has he to do with the present administration ??

738 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:28:28am

re: #732 avanti

re: #683 Wendya

That's what happens when you set up a shadow cabinet that has no congressional oversight. These people aren't vetted by the administration, the media or the congress.

How can you vet someone like Jeff Jones when the only connection to the administration we can find are on Beck's flow chart.

Better question; How can you vet influence, not a position?

The Apollo Alliance has been an important factor in helping us develop and execute a strategy that makes great progress on these goals and in motivating the public to support them.”

739 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:28:31am

re: #731 lincolntf

What he really should say to those kids is
"...Listen guys, I gotta borrow a couple trillion dollars from your futures...is that cool?...
Okay, look, I already took it out of your piggy bank.
Now don't get all wee-wee'd up. I swear I'm good for it...Later"

God Bless America.

740 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:29:08am

re: #736 laZardo

I must keep my motorcycle diary out to chronicle these changes for future generations to learn from.

LaZardo, you truly demonstrate The Importance of Being Ernesto.

741 Sloppy  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:29:44am

Am I the only lizard who tires of puns after the first one?

742 [deleted]  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:30:12am
743 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:30:56am
744 laZardo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:32:02am

re: #740 Occasional Reader

Of course, aKordaing to the rules of chronicling, photographic evidence must also be taken.

745 sattv4u2  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:33:14am

re: #741 Sloppy

Am I the only lizard who tires of puns after the first one?

Why yes ,,, yes you are!

746 sasquatchonsteroids  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:33:40am

re: #741 Sloppy

Am I the only lizard who tires of puns after the first one?

yes.

747 laZardo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:34:18am

re: #741 Sloppy

Am I the only lizard who tires of puns after the first one?

I can see why someone like yourself wouldn't go for seconds.

748 [deleted]  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:34:39am
749 VioletTiger  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:34:44am

re: #737 avanti

Jeff Jones is a leftie with a radical background, but why is Beck after him ? What has he to do with the present administration ??

I think because he was Weather Undergound and now linked to the Apollo Alliance, which if I read one of the links above correctly, Harry Reid said was influential in the stimulus bill.

750 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:34:59am

re: #741 Sloppy

Am I the only lizard who tires of puns after the first one?

Well, if so, this won't be a Goodyear for you.

/I'm truly sorry

751 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:35:05am

re: #737 avanti

Jeff Jones is a leftie with a radical background, but why is Beck after him ? What has he to do with the present administration ??

Nos. 665, 681 and 722.

752 Wendya  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:35:25am

re: #732 avanti

How can you vet someone like Jeff Jones when the only connection to the administration we can find are on Beck's flow chart.

I laid out what I found about Jones. Either he had a hand in the stimulus bill or he should be a professional gambler. The Apollo Alliance helped develop the stimulus bill. This was confirmed by Harry Reid. Jeff Jones is the NY director of the Apollo alliance. Jeff Jones made claims last November about what would be in the stimulus bill. Sorry, this isn't a coincidence. Jones isn't a Czar but he obviously has the administration's ear.

753 Pianobuff  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:35:57am

UN wants new global currency to replace dollar
The dollar should be replaced with a global currency, the United Nations has said, proposing the biggest overhaul of the world's monetary system since the Second World War.

In a radical report, the UN Conference on Trade and Development (UNCTAD) has said the system of currencies and capital rules which binds the world economy is not working properly, and was largely responsible for the financial and economic crises.

It added that the present system, under which the dollar acts as the world's reserve currency , should be subject to a wholesale reconsideration.

Although a number of countries, including China and Russia, have suggested replacing the dollar as the world's reserve currency, the UNCTAD report is the first time a major multinational institution has posited such a suggestion.

In essence, the report calls for a new Bretton Woods-style system of managed international exchange rates, meaning central banks would be forced to intervene and either support or push down their currencies depending on how the rest of the world economy is behaving.

The proposals would also imply that surplus nations such as China and Germany should stimulate their economies further in order to cut their own imbalances, rather than, as in the present system, deficit nations such as the UK and US having to take the main burden of readjustment.

"Replacing the dollar with an artificial currency would solve some of the problems related to the potential of countries running large deficits and would help stability," said Detlef Kotte, one of the report's authors. "But you will also need a system of managed exchange rates. Countries should keep real exchange rates [adjusted for inflation] stable. Central banks would have to intervene and if not they would have to be told to do so by a multilateral institution such as the International Monetary Fund."

The proposals, included in UNCTAD's annual Trade and Development Report , amount to the most radical suggestions for redesigning the global monetary system.

Although many economists have pointed out that the economic crisis owed more to the malfunctioning of the post-Bretton Woods system, until now no major institution, including the G20 , has come up with an alternative.

754 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:36:01am

I'm gonna' look at Lenn Eck's and WND's sites to see what I can find out about Jeff Jones being a czar.

755 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:36:28am

re: #750 Spenser (with an S)

Well, if so, this won't be a Goodyear for you.

/I'm truly sorry

We should reach out to him, maybe build a Bridgestone.

756 laZardo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:36:36am

re: #753 Pianobuff

We can call it the Nick!

/gratuitous Left Behind reference

757 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:36:49am

re: #751 MandyManners

Nos. 665, 681 and 722.

No links to FCBBHO but, to the stimulus bill.

758 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:37:02am

re: #754 MandyManners

I'm gonna' look at Lenn Eck's and WND's sites to see what I can find out about Jeff Jones being a czar.

Leave a trail of breadcrumbs for your return voyage.

759 DaddyG  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:37:04am

re: #693 Coracle I stand corrected - Pelosi was smooth enough to say "you judge for yourself" to a reporter when asked if the protests were legitimate. She implied they were astroturf and accused them of carrying swastikas. I'm sure you saw the video clip.

The bottom line. The current administration is more than ready to characterize their opponents as dishonorable based on a few crazies among them (A bona-fide Saul Alynski tactic), which is by the way why I am so hard on the nuts on the right and wish the Republicans would disavow them more forcefully.

Now when will you have honest criticism about "get in their faces" Obama and the hoardes of lefties carrying Hitler/Bush posters and yelling for revolution?

In fact do your own homework and find a single time when Bush publicly characterized his political opponents as Nazis, astroturfing, racist or any other derogatory term. (I can think of one when he called a reporter an A--hole in an overheard whispered comment to his VP and that wasn't even a public statement).

You had better shy away from using the "they did it too" argument if it really bothers you.

760 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:37:18am

Okay, now I'm REALLY going to bed.

Let me know what you find, Mandy.

Good night dudes

761 vxbush  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:37:43am

re: #753 Pianobuff

Oh, that's going to make a lot of people get nervous, methinks. Those of us who call ourselves Christians have seen one-world currency as an issue that is involved in end-times stuff.

Crazy.

Morning, everyone.

762 brookly red  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:38:06am

re: #753 Pianobuff

UN go home.

763 laZardo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:38:26am

re: #759 DaddyG

Dick Cheney shot his critics in the face.

/although at least it was kinda funny.

764 avanti  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:38:47am

re: #722 MandyManners

OK, so we have the following facts.

The Apollo alliance along with other environmental groups had some input on the stimulus bill.
Jeff Jones, a environmentalist headed up the New York chapter of Apollo. So Jeff Jones was part of a group, that was a part of many environmental groups with input.
I don't see the smoking gun that Beck does .

765 lincolntf  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:38:59am

re: #749 VioletTiger

I have to think that with this guy, everybody who's not a totally raving moonbat would agree that he's a kook.
I wonder what's the fastest/best way to figure out how much influence he has/will have in the WH. Anything above "zero influence" is way too much.

766 lawhawk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:39:45am

re: #572 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Michael Moore's new movie concludes that capitalism is evil.

Funny, but without that evil capitalism, the following wouldn't be present:

Fujifilm - a publicly traded company that uses the stock markets to raise capital to fund its R&D. World leader in film and digital tech.
Kodak - a publicly traded company that uses the stock markets to raise capital to fund its R&D. World leader in film and digital tech.
Panavision - privately held subsidiary of an equity firm, that is world leader in film tech.
Paramount Vantage - subsidiary to Viacom, a publicly traded company that uses the stock markets to raise capital to fund the distribution of films (Moore's distributor).
Weinstein Bros - a private company headed by the Weinstein brothers, who raised capital via venture capital and personal fortunes amassed at other entities (including Mirimax - a Disney company - a publicly traded company) (Moore's distributor).

So, without that evil capitalism Moore spouts off about, he wouldn't have had the means to produce and distribute the movie in the first place.

On second thought, capitalism is evil. /

767 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:40:04am

re: #764 avanti

OK, so we have the following facts.

The Apollo alliance along with other environmental groups had some input on the stimulus bill.
Jeff Jones, a environmentalist headed up the New York chapter of Apollo. So Jeff Jones was part of a group, that was a part of many environmental groups with input.
I don't see the smoking gun that Beck does .

Hey buddy, Beck doesn't post here. In fact, I'd venture to say that none of us here right now like him. Please, lay off it and deal with those who are trying to sort out the situation.

Thanks.

768 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:40:38am

From what I can gather, JEFF JONES IS NOT A CZAR!

769 vxbush  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:40:57am

re: #766 lawhawk

Funny, but without that evil capitalism, the following wouldn't be present:

Fujifilm - a publicly traded company that uses the stock markets to raise capital to fund its R&D. World leader in film and digital tech.
Kodak - a publicly traded company that uses the stock markets to raise capital to fund its R&D. World leader in film and digital tech.
Panavision - privately held subsidiary of an equity firm, that is world leader in film tech.
Paramount Vantage - subsidiary to Viacom, a publicly traded company that uses the stock markets to raise capital to fund the distribution of films (Moore's distributor).
Weinstein Bros - a private company headed by the Weinstein brothers, who raised capital via venture capital and personal fortunes amassed at other entities (including Mirimax - a Disney company - a publicly traded company) (Moore's distributor).

So, without that evil capitalism Moore spouts off about, he wouldn't have had the means to produce and distribute the movie in the first place.

On second thought, capitalism is evil. /

You're assuming that Moore understands the concept of cause and effect. I think that has been proven false some time ago.

770 [deleted]  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:41:06am
771 Wendya  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:41:20am

re: #764 avanti

OK, so we have the following facts.

The Apollo alliance along with other environmental groups had some input on the stimulus bill.
Jeff Jones, a environmentalist headed up the New York chapter of Apollo. So Jeff Jones was part of a group, that was a part of many environmental groups with input.
I don't see the smoking gun that Beck does .

Did you read the blog entry Jones made back in November of last year?

Doesn't it make you go hmmm?

772 BlueCanuck  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:42:29am

re: #764 avanti

Jeff Jones was also part of the Weather Underground as a leader. Along with William Ayers, and Bernadine Dhorne. Pretty damn close to the POTUS I think.

773 [deleted]  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:42:30am
774 Wendya  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:43:08am

re: #768 MandyManners

From what I can gather, JEFF JONES IS NOT A CZAR!

No, there are 33 czars and Jones isn't one of them.

I'm sure it's just a coincidence that his predictions for what would be in the stimulus bill were so accurate.

775 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:43:43am

re: #761 vxbush

Oh, that's going to make a lot of people get nervous, methinks. Those of us who call ourselves Christians have seen one-world currency as an issue that is involved in end-times stuff.

Crazy.

Morning, everyone.


I think the End-timers are going to find their "signs and symbols" without any reference to external reality anyway.

(I recall channel-surfing through the "700 Club" in early January 2000, in which they were insisting that the whole Y2K END OF DAYS thing was still a go!, due to... the existence of some (alleged) Y2K-bug-related local power outages in Texas. Um, right... local Texan power outage, end of civilization... close enough!)

776 Pianobuff  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:43:51am

re: #772 BlueCanuck

Jeff Jones was also part of the Weather Underground as a leader. Along with William Ayers, and Bernadine Dhorne. Pretty damn close to the POTUS I think.

Well, Jeff Jones is certainly consistent in his focus on "weather"!

777 avanti  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:44:23am

re: #749 VioletTiger

I think because he was Weather Undergound and now linked to the Apollo Alliance, which if I read one of the links above correctly, Harry Reid said was influential in the stimulus bill.

Got that, just don't get the outrage. Jeff Jones like Van Jones, is far left, as are many tree huggers. From all I've read, they have both have done good work in their field, and the Apollo alliance is not exactly a fringe group.

778 Wendya  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:44:36am

re: #572 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Michael Moore's new movie concludes that capitalism is evil.

It's sure been good to him.

779 [deleted]  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:45:09am
780 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:45:25am

re: #768 MandyManners

From what I can gather, JEFF JONES IS NOT A CZAR!

Here, have a Ricola... your voice sounds kind of rasp-utin-y.

781 DaddyG  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:45:59am

re: #741 Sloppy

Am I the only lizard who tires of puns after the first one?

Will you be seeking pun-a-tive damages if we continue?

782 vxbush  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:46:06am

re: #775 Occasional Reader

I think the End-timers are going to find their "signs and symbols" without any reference to external reality anyway.

(I recall channel-surfing through the "700 Club" in early January 2000, in which they were insisting that the whole Y2K END OF DAYS thing was still a go!, due to... the existence of some (alleged) Y2K-bug-related local power outages in Texas. Um, right... local Texan power outage, end of civilization... close enough!)

I never watch the 700 club, and never deal with any of those online Christian "groups." But the one-world currency thing has long been considered a marker of end-times stuff by Christians with many different views (pre-millinialist, post-mil, a-mil).

783 [deleted]  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:46:16am
784 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:46:29am

Let's take a look at Apollo Alliance.

Board of directors

[Link: apolloalliance.org...]

785 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:47:55am

re: #766 lawhawk

Funny, but without that evil capitalism, the following wouldn't be present:

So, without that evil capitalism Moore spouts off about, he wouldn't have had the means to produce and distribute the movie in the first place.

On second thought, capitalism is evil. /

Moore should move to Cuba and become one with the Cuban people. Live in a cinder block house, and be treated to the finest medical care on the planet. I'm certain the Cuban diet could help him lose some weight.

786 TheMatrix31  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:47:58am

re: #784 MandyManners

Let's take a look at Apollo Alliance.

Board of directors

[Link: apolloalliance.org...]

Gerald Hudson has served as Executive Vice President of SEIU since June 2004

...

Oh good.

787 Pianobuff  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:48:08am

re: #777 avanti

Got that, just don't get the outrage. Jeff Jones like Van Jones, is far left, as are many tree huggers. From all I've read, they have both have done good work in their field, and the Apollo alliance is not exactly a fringe group.

Can you at least acknowledge that it is not crazy if some people might view an organization that has given Jeff Jones an important position as flirting with the fringe?

788 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:48:40am

re: #782 vxbush

But the one-world currency thing has long been considered a marker of end-times stuff by Christians with many different views

Yes, I know. But they also tend to seize on pretty much EVERYTHING as a marker. Which isn't hard to do, given the highly vague language in the Apocalypse of St. John. "There will be earthquakes..." And, waddya know, there was an earthquake just the other day! Proof! Etc.

789 avanti  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:48:54am

re: #768 MandyManners

From what I can gather, JEFF JONES IS NOT A CZAR!

re: #772 BlueCanuck

Jeff Jones was also part of the Weather Underground as a leader. Along with William Ayers, and Bernadine Dhorne. Pretty damn close to the POTUS I think.

Ok, we'll agree to disagree on how close Jeff Jones is to the POTUS and move on.

790 Pianobuff  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:48:54am

re: #782 vxbush

I never watch the 700 club, and never deal with any of those online Christian "groups." But the one-world currency thing has long been considered a marker of end-times stuff by Christians with many different views (pre-millinialist, post-mil, a-mil).

Yes. Alex Jones is going to be urinating all over himself in glee this week.

791 vxbush  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:48:59am

re: #784 MandyManners

Let's take a look at Apollo Alliance.

Board of directors

[Link: apolloalliance.org...]

But can anyone ever point to any progress created by these groups? I mean, some lizard last week made a point that I thought was rather astute: progress in protecting the environment has to come from industry, from people who create products that will clean the environment or prevent waste or recommend reuse. These alliances, funds, and whatnots aren't producing much that improves the environment, from what I can see.

Granted, it was foggy this morning, so I can't say that I see much. Please, someone tell me I'm wrong.

792 laZardo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:49:07am

re: #786 TheMatrix31

Nice to see they're keeping the workers' special interests in mind.

/Solidarity was a good union. These...not so sure.

793 J.D.  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:49:28am

Step away from the computer...
Internet addiction center opens in US

...The effects of addiction are no joke. They range from loss of a job or marriage to car accidents for those who can't stop texting while driving. Some people have died after playing video games for days without a break, generally stemming from a blood clot associated with being sedentary...


...or at least take your coumadin.

794 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:49:35am

Where does it get its money?

[Link: apolloalliance.org...]

Lookee--the American Federation of Teachers, AFL-CIO. And, other unions.

795 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:50:38am

re: #791 vxbush

But can anyone ever point to any progress created by these groups? I mean, some lizard last week made a point that I thought was rather astute: progress in protecting the environment has to come from industry, from people who create products that will clean the environment or prevent waste or recommend reuse. These alliances, funds, and whatnots aren't producing much that improves the environment, from what I can see.

Granted, it was foggy this morning, so I can't say that I see much. Please, someone tell me I'm wrong.

AA had a hand in writing the green thingies in the stimulus bill.

796 vxbush  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:50:44am

re: #788 Occasional Reader

Yes, I know. But they also tend to seize on pretty much EVERYTHING as a marker. Which isn't hard to do, given the highly vague language in the Apocalypse of St. John. "There will be earthquakes..." And, waddya know, there was an earthquake just the other day! Proof! Etc.

Heh. True. That's why there have been people screaming about the end times since before the Civil War. And so many Christian writers in the last 300 years have proclaimed that we must be getting close, because society has completely broken down. I think even Thomas Aquinas said the same. :D

797 DaddyG  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:51:00am

re: #763 laZardo

Dick Cheney shot his critics in the face.

/although at least it was kinda funny.

He shot his supporters in the face. Get with it! / ;-)

798 Lincolntf  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:51:02am

re: #784 MandyManners

Kind of a fun mix.

Mainly enviros, a few corporate types, a "Zero Population Growth" director, couple of Labor bosses, a political hack, etc...

799 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:51:35am

re: #794 MandyManners

Where does it get its money?

[Link: apolloalliance.org...]

Lookee--the American Federation of Teachers, AFL-CIO. And, other unions.

Can we just rename them the Appalling Alliance?

800 vxbush  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:52:40am

re: #795 MandyManners

AA had a hand in writing the green thingies in the stimulus bill.

Yes, but I'm not talking about bills and paperwork and carbon credits. I'm talking about tangible products that actually do something to clean up waste, encourage recycling, or otherwise make a real physical change to the environment for the better.

Rules that specify you must use CFL bulbs doesn't really count in my book. The company who makes the CFL bulb does.

801 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:52:53am

Endorsers.

[Link: apolloalliance.org...]

Lotsa' unions. ACORN. Ella Barker Center. et bloody cet

802 vxbush  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:53:16am

re: #800 vxbush

Yes, but I'm not talking about bills and paperwork and carbon credits. I'm talking about tangible products that actually do something to clean up waste, encourage recycling, or otherwise make a real physical change to the environment for the better.

Rules that specify you must use CFL bulbs doesn't don't really count in my book. The company who makes the CFL bulb does.

PIMF.

803 avanti  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:53:47am

re: #784 MandyManners

Let's take a look at Apollo Alliance.

Board of directors

[Link: apolloalliance.org...]

Here's Apollo reply to Beck. (watch Beck's rant linked too)

Apollo.

804 Charles Johnson  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:53:49am

re: #204 freetoken

BTW, PJM founder Roger L. Simon is praising Glenn Beck...

Not surprised. There's a reason why I don't work with PJ Media any more. It's gone hard right recently.

805 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:53:58am

re: #796 vxbush

Heh. True. That's why there have been people screaming about the end times since before the Civil War. And so many Christian writers in the last 300 years have proclaimed that we must be getting close, because society has completely broken down. I think even Thomas Aquinas said the same. :D

I think it goes back to Revelation, considering "john" was writing about contemporary historical mattes and actually predicting the "end" close to his time.

Exegesis has tried to continually move the target and deny the actual content of the greek scriptures.

Dishonest, but not a surprise.

806 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:53:59am

re: #781 DaddyG

Will you be seeking pun-a-tive damages if we continue?

Oh great, a torte thread./

807 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:54:00am

re: #794 MandyManners

Where does it get its money?

[Link: apolloalliance.org...]

Lookee--the American Federation of Teachers, AFL-CIO. And, other unions.

Holy cow.

808 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:54:08am

re: #784 MandyManners

Let's take a look at Apollo Alliance.

Board of directors

[Link: apolloalliance.org...]

There's only one Person of Color on their board. Tokenism! They're obviously a bunch of racists.

/if the libs can play this, why can't we?

809 sasquatchonsteroids  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:54:53am

re: #768 MandyManners

From what I can gather, JEFF JONES IS NOT A CZAR!

Obama, however, is certainly Czarstruck.

810 Gus  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:54:54am

Morning.

Obama speech about to start.

Live Streaming from the White House.

811 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:54:58am

re: #804 Charles

Not surprised. There's a reason why I don't work with PJ Media any more. It's gone hard right recently.

Good morning, Charles. I actually didn't know this, but then, I don't really read much PJM-related material these days.

812 FrogMarch  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:55:10am

re: #801 MandyManners

Endorsers.

[Link: apolloalliance.org...]

Lotsa' unions. ACORN. Ella Barker Center. et bloody cet

wow. that's 'lotso union love money.

813 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:55:32am

re: #795 MandyManners

AA had a hand in writing the green thingies in the stimulus bill.

Is that why the stimulus bill had 12 steps?
///

814 vxbush  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:55:43am

re: #805 Walter L. Newton

I think it goes back to Revelation, considering "john" was writing about contemporary historical mattes and actually predicting the "end" close to his time.

Exegesis has tried to continually move the target and deny the actual content of the greek scriptures.

Dishonest, but not a surprise.

Do you say the same thing about the prophecies in Daniel and Ezekiel? There is some agreement between the three about something to come that, so far as I'm aware, we haven't seen yet.

815 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:56:07am

Staff.

[Link: apolloalliance.org...]

816 sattv4u2  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:56:15am

re: #806 Creeping Eruption

Oh great, a torte thread./

COOL ,,, desert!

817 Sharmuta  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:57:01am

re: #810 Gus 802

Morning.

Obama speech about to start.

Live Streaming from the White House.

Thanks.

818 Pianobuff  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:57:03am

re: #801 MandyManners

Endorsers.

[Link: apolloalliance.org...]

Lotsa' unions. ACORN. Ella Barker Center. et bloody cet

Way back at a different place, a co-worker and I observed how many people in our organization slept with each other. One weekend we decided to draw a chart. After working for a while there were too many lines going to different people and it was hard to read. We noticed a few "hubs" of activity though. After strategically putting the hub people (the sluts, if you will) in place, drawing the network became a much easier task with a very readable result.

I don't know what made me think of that, though.

819 MandyManners  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:57:24am

I feel the need to breathe. bbiab

820 laZardo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:57:38am

re: #813 Kosh's Shadow

Step 1. Admit there is a problem.
Step 2. Find a bunch of ways to stop it and stick it in the bill.
Steps 3-11. ???
Step 12. PROFIT!

/special thanks to the Underwear Elves' Union

821 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:57:39am

re: #808 Occasional Reader

There's only one Person of Color on their board. Tokenism! They're obviously a bunch of racists.

/if the libs can play this, why can't we?

Leave JRR out of this for petes sake.

822 Gus  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:57:48am

re: #817 Sharmuta

Thanks.

You're welcome.

BTW, hope I wasn't over the top last night -- was partying on my end. Maybe I wasn't.

823 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:58:16am

re: #809 sasquatchonsteroids

Obama, however, is certainly Czarstruck.

Maybe they will do a special Dancing with the Czars

824 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:58:24am

re: #805 Walter L. Newton

I think it goes back to Revelation, considering "john" was writing about contemporary historical mattes

You misspelled "lattes".

/

(it WOULD explain the origin of the Cappucin monastic order, though, wouldn't it?)

825 vxbush  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:58:54am

re: #823 Creeping Eruption

Maybe they will do a special Dancing with the Czars

Gah. That requires brain bleach.

826 MrSilverDragon  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:59:08am

re: #806 Creeping Eruption

Oh great, a torte thread./

Some people are petit four pun threads. I tend to laugh about them.

827 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:59:08am

re: #820 laZardo

Step 1. Admit there is a problem.
Step 2. Find a bunch of ways to stop it and stick it in the bill.
Steps 3-11. ???
Step 12. PROFIT!

/special thanks to the Underwear Elves' Union

No profit; this is leftist government stuff. Step 12 is TAXES.

828 [deleted]  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:59:09am
829 Charles Johnson  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:59:16am

re: #464 VioletTiger

So Jeff Jones, the Weather Underground Jeff Jones, is a czar?

No, he is not a "czar."

Good grief. Are we going to bring the crazy into LGF now too?

830 mbruce  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:59:24am

O just couldn't help himself, planted a health care question with the kids

831 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:59:25am

re: #821 Creeping Eruption

Leave JRR out of this for petes sake.

Hobbit your way.

832 Desert Dog  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:59:39am

re: #817 Sharmuta

Thanks.

popcorn ready, tinfoil hat on tight (to block the hypno rays)

833 Lincolntf  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:59:42am

re: #815 MandyManners

Nominees for Apollo Staff member of the Month are due today. Here's mine.
Andrea Buffa

834 vxbush  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 8:59:59am

re: #828 buzzsawmonkey

You won't be late for the End Times with the new End Times Timepiece™!

This state of the art wristwatch has the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse on its face, and contains a chip which, at the touch of a button, will play an appropriate Biblical verse for each hour on the dial!

Egads, now you've done it...I'll end up seeing that commercial on late-night TV in about three weeks...

835 laZardo  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:00:10am

re: #827 Kosh's Shadow

Either 3 or 11 would be TAXES, which results in PROFIT! for the politicians writing it.

836 Pianobuff  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:00:29am

re: #828 buzzsawmonkey

You won't be late for the End Times with the new End Times Timepiece™!

This state of the art wristwatch has the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse on its face, and contains a chip which, at the touch of a button, will play an appropriate Biblical verse for each hour on the dial!

Uh-oh. It's quarter till pestilence. I better shake a tail.

837 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:00:34am

re: #814 vxbush

Do you say the same thing about the prophecies in Daniel and Ezekiel? There is some agreement between the three about something to come that, so far as I'm aware, we haven't seen yet.

Er, yes. Stop reading works by pastors and religious intellects and just read a good textual criticism of the hebrew scriptures.

All the "kings" and forces that would be against Israel have very contemporary equivalents of it's time. And remember, Daniel was written very much later than it appears, probably around 300-100 BCE.

838 Kosh's Shadow  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:00:51am

re: #834 vxbush

Egads, now you've done it...I'll end up seeing that commercial on late-night TV in about three weeks...

Billy Mays will come back from the other world to pitch the End Times Timepiece.

839 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:01:17am

re: #824 Occasional Reader

You misspelled "lattes".

/

(it WOULD explain the origin of the Cappucin monastic order, though, wouldn't it?)

I meant "MATTERS " (I think).

840 Charles Johnson  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:01:17am

Jeff Jones is NOT a czar of anything, and has no position in the Obama administration. There's a lot of unfounded hooey going around claiming all kinds of stuff about Jones.

Here we go again.

841 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:01:37am

re: #831 Kosh's Shadow

Hobbit your way.

Got to watch out for trolls, or just Lizards acting like Ogres

842 Spenser (with an S)  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:02:15am

Oh Crap, and Charles is only up to the 400's. Why do I feel nervous?
//

843 vxbush  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:02:26am

re: #837 Walter L. Newton

Er, yes. Stop reading works by pastors and religious intellects and just read a good textual criticism of the hebrew scriptures.

All the "kings" and forces that would be against Israel have very contemporary equivalents of it's time. And remember, Daniel was written very much later than it appears, probably around 300-100 BCE.

Parts of Daniel, sure, have references to Roman emperors. I don't read that much stuff by pastors and "intellects." But part of it doesn't. Does your comment include Ezekiel? You centered in on Daniel; that's why I asked.

844 Sharmuta  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:02:31am

re: #822 Gus 802

You're welcome.

BTW, hope I wasn't over the top last night -- was partying on my end. Maybe I wasn't.

No problem- I just didn't know what to say.

845 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:02:32am

re: #828 buzzsawmonkey

You won't be late for the End Times with the new End Times Timepiece™!

Is that digital, analog, or decalogue?

846 avanti  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:03:10am

re: #799 Occasional Reader

Can we just rename them the Appalling Alliance?

I simple don't get the anti environment bias by some on the right, but don't have the time to defend Apollo other than to say I support a strong voice for environmentalists and don't find their group to be "appalling"

847 lawhawk  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:03:26am

re: #845 Occasional Reader

Let me get abacus to you.

848 J.D.  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:03:28am

re: #828 buzzsawmonkey

You won't be late for the End Times with the new End Times Timepiece™!


How many complications does it have?

849 Desert Dog  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:03:59am

re: #833 Lincolntf

Nominees for Apollo Staff member of the Month are due today. Here's mine.
Andrea Buffa

A professional protester, nice. Her parents sound so proud

850 Leonidas Hoplite  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:03:59am

Do we have enough czars to create a new deck of cards yet?

851 Occasional Reader  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:04:09am

re: #839 Walter L. Newton

I meant "MATTERS " (I think).

It was a joke, see.

A botched one, perhaps.

852 wrenchwench  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:04:34am

re: #804 Charles

Not surprised. There's a reason why I don't work with PJ Media any more. It's gone hard right recently.

I was looking at another blog yesterday [hey, it happens once in a while...] and I thought, "Here's a reasonable person who has not cleaned up his blogroll," and I looked again--it was the PJM Blogroll...

853 Gus  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:05:05am

re: #844 Sharmuta

No problem- I just didn't know what to say.

OK I was babbling away before I fell asleep. It wasn't anything I stay focused on (that topic). Too many body aches to worry about outside stuff in the end. :)

854 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:05:30am

re: #838 Kosh's Shadow

Billy Mays will come back from the other world to pitch the End Times Timepiece.


And star in Clapton's new album, More Timepieces, with a remake of "Cocaine."

855 [deleted]  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:05:31am
856 Desert Dog  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:05:39am

re: #846 avanti

I simple don't get the anti environment bias by some on the right, but don't have the time to defend Apollo other than to say I support a strong voice for environmentalists and don't find their group to be "appalling"

You don't get it, Avanti. It's not "anti-environment", it is anti-extreme-leftist- environmentalism. You can still embrace responsibility and not drink the koolaid, yes?

857 Creeping Eruption  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:05:55am

re: #849 Desert Dog

A professional protester, nice. Her parents sound so proud

Well thats what a Yale and UC-Berkely education will buy you.

858 Wendya  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:06:59am

re: #777 avanti

the Apollo alliance is not exactly a fringe group.

This may come as a shock to you but many, if not all on the right, don't particularly consider an organization that hires a former domestic terrorist as "mainstream'. Seriously, hiring Bill Ayers or Jeff Jones for your organization makes you fringe and kooky.

859 avanti  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:09:19am

re: #787 Pianobuff

Can you at least acknowledge that it is not crazy if some people might view an organization that has given Jeff Jones an important position as flirting with the fringe?

I think Jeff Jones got the position because of his skills in the environmental movement, not his associations 30-40 years ago with the radical left.

860 VioletTiger  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:09:20am

re: #829 Charles

No, he is not a "czar."

Good grief. Are we going to bring the crazy into LGF now too?

I believe we figured out that the answer was no.

861 avanti  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:10:38am

re: #794 MandyManners

Where does it get its money?

[Link: apolloalliance.org...]

Lookee--the American Federation of Teachers, AFL-CIO. And, other unions.

The Commies bastards !/

862 sattv4u2  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:11:00am

re: #859 avanti

I think Jeff Jones got the position because of his skills in the environmental movement, not his associations 30-40 years ago with the radical left.

why does that sound familiar!?!?!

863 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:11:29am

re: #843 vxbush

Parts of Daniel, sure, have references to Roman emperors. I don't read that much stuff by pastors and "intellects." But part of it doesn't. Does your comment include Ezekiel? You centered in on Daniel; that's why I asked.

It is evident that the "prophetic" in Ezekiel came true, or was valid, since Revelation is very much a book that is trying to slot Ezekiel's prophecies into the contemporary Roman world of "john's" time.

Revelation borrows so much from Ezekiel? Ever wonder why? Because Ezekiel never panned out.

The point I am making is very much made by studying the way older prophetic text are recycled by future bible authors and then again by our theologians.

It's a never ending process that goes no where.

864 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:11:57am

re: #863 Walter L. Newton

It is evident that the "prophetic" in Ezekiel came true, or was valid, since Revelation is very much a book that is trying to slot Ezekiel's prophecies into the contemporary Roman world of "john's" time.

Revelation borrows so much from Ezekiel? Ever wonder why? Because Ezekiel never panned out.

The point I am making is very much made by studying the way older prophetic text are recycled by future bible authors and then again by our theologians.

It's a never ending process that goes no where.

NEVER CAME TRUE, my correction.

865 Wendya  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:13:11am

re: #859 avanti

I think Jeff Jones got the position because of his skills in the environmental movement, not his associations 30-40 years ago with the radical left.

It's interesting how many ties the new environmental movement has to the hard left. Isn't it amazing how the fringes all found a home there and are now considered mainstream?

Jeff Jones is a scumbag. His past associations made him the man he is today, just like Ayers and just like Obama.

866 avanti  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:14:15am

re: #856 Desert Dog

You don't get it, Avanti. It's not "anti-environment", it is anti-extreme-leftist- environmentalism. You can still embrace responsibility and not drink the koolaid, yes?

I agree, most tree huggers are leftie by default, most of the the right has not been supportive of the movement.
I'm also learning, they appear to be far left in many instances, and why we need some balance from the right.

867 Miss Trixie  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:14:30am

re: #459 DaddyG

Fine.

Perhaps the Pope poops pastorally?

Then he does his Papal work ... :P

&#9834 &#9836 Good morning, lizards! &#9836 &#9834

868 Wendya  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:14:54am

re: #862 sattv4u2

why does that sound familiar!?!?!

Yeah, it does sound a bit familiar. I guess you can be a radical and foment violence one day and then have the ear of the President 30 years down the road... as long as you're a leftist.

869 vxbush  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:18:58am

re: #864 Walter L. Newton

NEVER CAME TRUE, my correction.

Thanks for the response. I would have to respectfully disagree. I have studied Revelation (in the original Greek, or as close to it as UBS allows), Ezekiel, and Daniel quite a bit--but not in the last year or so, so my knowledge isn't at my fingertips. I would change "never came true" to "so far as we've seen, hasn't come true." That leaves it open for it to still come true in the future. Not your position, and I understand it.

Thanks.

870 sattv4u2  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:22:01am

re: #866 avanti

I agree, most tree huggers are leftie by default, most of the the right has not been supportive of the movement.
I'm also learning, they appear to be far left in many instances, and why we need some balance from the right.

Not true. What the right hasn't done is make an industry out of "evironmentalism".

871 Walter L. Newton  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:28:24am

re: #869 vxbush

Thanks for the response. I would have to respectfully disagree. I have studied Revelation (in the original Greek, or as close to it as UBS allows), Ezekiel, and Daniel quite a bit--but not in the last year or so, so my knowledge isn't at my fingertips. I would change "never came true" to "so far as we've seen, hasn't come true." That leaves it open for it to still come true in the future. Not your position, and I understand it.

Thanks.

If you have studied Revelations in the greek, then you know, when text that implies things will come true soon, that this is near future, not some vague undefined future.

The greek leaves no opening that "john" was not talking about the near future. You can't change what was said and written. You can't change the etymology of the language.

872 vxbush  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:33:46am

re: #871 Walter L. Newton

If you have studied Revelations in the greek, then you know, when text that implies things will come true soon, that this is near future, not some vague undefined future.

The greek leaves no opening that "john" was not talking about the near future. You can't change what was said and written. You can't change the etymology of the language.

I have no desire to change the etymology, but I have also not hear that any future tense use in koine Greek necessary means that it's a "near" future. I'll check into that.

873 Kenneth  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:40:27am

re: #867 Miss Trixie

Hello there. I hope all is well.

874 Pianobuff  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:42:44am

re: #871 Walter L. Newton

If you have studied Revelations in the greek, then you know, when text that implies things will come true soon, that this is near future, not some vague undefined future.

The greek leaves no opening that "john" was not talking about the near future. You can't change what was said and written. You can't change the etymology of the language.

You're an atheieschatologist?

875 Kenneth  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 9:43:00am

re: #850 Leonidas Hoplite

Do we have enough czars to create a new deck of cards yet?

32 czars, which is exactly the same number of cards you need for euchre!

And did you know that euchre is euphemism for euthanasia?

876 Coracle  Tue, Sep 8, 2009 10:32:14am

Late reply to a dead thread, but:


re: #759 DaddyG


I stand corrected - Pelosi was smooth enough to say "you judge for yourself" to a reporter when asked if the protests were legitimate.

Yes. Yes I cans see how that is almost identical to calling them "racist" or "ignorant mobs". Damn her eyes.

From your 668:

President Obama and Nancy Pelosi can start by not characterizing every honest opposition of their plans to nationalize large chunks of the economy as "racist" or "ignorant mobs".

Yes. And I can also see how Obama is equally guilty even though you've brought absolutely no proof.


Now when will you have honest criticism about "get in their faces" Obama and the hoardes of lefties carrying Hitler/Bush posters and yelling for revolution?


That is stupid and wrong against either President. I've always thought so, and have said so here.

In fact do your own homework and find a single time when Bush publicly characterized his political opponents as Nazis, astroturfing, racist or any other derogatory term. (I can think of one when he called a reporter an A--hole in an overheard whispered comment to his VP and that wasn't even a public statement).

I never contended that. You on the other hand directly contended Obama considers his opposition "racist" or "ignorant mobs".

You had better shy away from using the "they did it too" argument if it really bothers you.

Way to misrepresent. I have called out "they did it too" as a piss poor justification in this very thread:

re: #344 Coracle

Bu, but, but, but they did it first! Way to take the high ground.

Wrong then, wrong now.

877 Apprentice  Fri, Sep 11, 2009 4:43:36pm

Just a test folks...just a test. Thank you all for your patience.


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