re: #251 Obdicut
I got pushed off a playground slide that broke my elbow when I was a young-un…. much more recently, I broke my ankle after rolling it (it could have been much worse had I merely torn all the ligaments - that would have required surgery; this was merely a soft cast and rehab).
Oh, and I once was on the receiving end of a baseball bat to the face (accidental). Just missed being blinded - only took a couple of stitches below the eye… and was known as batman for quite some time after that…