re: #32 researchok

Stop Alien Abductions.

You just can’t make this stuff up.

Great head wear fashion, too.

No. This is all wrong. The hats have to be made of tin foil. The Faraday effect then prevents long frequency electromagnetic radiation from penetrating the hat.

And what’s more, tin foil alien abduction prevention hats have NEVER, EVER, failed. There is not one single confirmed incident of an alien abducting someone who was wearing one of those hats.

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