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wheat-dogg, raker of forests, master of steam7/23/2014 6:27:50 am PDT

re: #257 FemNaziBitch

Seagal is Whacked.

Seagal is just a few years older than me, and easily a 100 pounds heavier, judging from the photo. When we were younger, he could have whipped my ass easy. Now I figure I can run and move faster — enough it might be a pretty even match.

My ex loved Seagal’s movies. I’m sure I’ve exceeded the recommended maximum dosage of Under Siege several times over.