I apologize for the blue language

Donald Trump has never been closer to the presidency than he is at this moment https://t.co/ouTv5XH9ob

— Chris Cillizza (@TheFix) November 3, 2016

Chris Cillizza has never been closer to deep throating Donald Trump than he is at this moment. https://t.co/zRl2f953I2

— Dr. Matt (@DrMatthew) November 3, 2016