This really is Stupid Watergate. I mean, how do you even begin to think you’re not going to get caught on something like this:

The chairman of the House Intelligence Committee made “material changes” to a secret memo he shared with lawmakers before sending it to the president to approve for final release, the top Democrat on the committee said Wednesday night.

Adam Schiff (Calif.), the committee’s ranking Democrat, called on Chairman Devin Nunes (R-Calif.) to withdraw the version of the classified memo he sent to the White House on Monday, arguing that a prior vote in favor of releasing the memo was invalidated by Nunes’ changes.

Nunes is going to end up being the lynchpin of this whole nightmare. Fucking stupid man that he is.