re: #47 Liberal Classic

People familiar with the situation in Texas are aware that creationists have been targeting other parts of the curriculum. I’ve read about their suggested changes to earth science and space science classes, but this is the first I’ve read about social studies.

Jesus was the first president of the United States, that was founded in revolution against Satan. Then the Rocky Mountains were built by the True Chosen People. Meanwhile the Joos moved to Hollywood and filmed that thing about the moon landings, or else Jesus would have come back in the year 2000 and we would all be in the Kngdom by now.

More time for recess …
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