re: #261 publicityStunted

If I were a SEKRIT FILIPINO PRESIDENT I would:

Rig up a lechon rotisserie to the White House fireplace.
Hang a parol (those blinky Christmas star lanterns) on the window.
Hold mock crucifixions on the White House Lawn for Good Friday.
Keep my rice cooker on 24 hours a day, causing the entire area to be blanketed in a cloud of ominous steam (and prevent nosy photographers.)

/i could keep going