re: #245 Cannadian Club Akbar

Does the gubment have that ability?

All US gold and platinum coins minted after 1947 (post Roswell incident) contain alien nano DNA samplers and tiny fusion powered pod person fabricators. If you have any of these coins, melting them down won’t help you now. I have the reverse transmogrification technology necessary to save you and your loved one, but you have to act now and send me those coins immediately!

/the more you know.