re: #254 Pawn of the Oppressor

The lights come up on a sandy circular arena. Around the edges, stand the candidates. In the middle, are three feet each of tire chain, wooden fence post, and electrical cord. Hanging by a cord just out of reach overhead, is a loaded .38 Special.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WITH ONE BULLET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOOOO WANTS TO BEEEE VEEEEE PEEEEEEE????? *crowd cheers* BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!

Now that is a Republican “debate” I might watch

Hell, I’d make it a Major Motion Picture.