Guy comes forward to claim he is Bitcoin’s creator, and offers proof that convinces key Bitcoin leaders.

Most of the Bitcoin universe doesn’t believe him.

bbc.com

It’s like Life of Brian, but in reverse.

“I am your Lord! Watch me make this tree wither and die!”
“No you’re not. It just needs watering.”
“Watch me bring this dead cat back to life!”
“It was resting.”
“Oh, forget it! You people are hopeless.”

Beam of light pierces the sky, and up he goes.