re: #240 Cato the Elder

I once knew a guy who was rumored to have had an operation in Tibet to open the “third eye”.

Oddly enough, one of his real eyes was glass due to an accident.

Other than that, he looked just like any other well-paid professor.

But his daughter grew up to be Uma Thurman. Now there’s luminosity.

So she’s Illumi-naughty?