re: #265 SanFranciscoZionist

“We will thereby implant in you a lifelong fear that no one but you can protect the women in your life, and that you will invariably fail them. This will make you utterly vulnerable to any smooth-talking Sith who’s a better psychologist than we are…which is all of them…”

“We will also proceed to bloat your ego to titanic proportions, convincing you that you are the most powerful Jedi to ever live, even though we shall only ever treat you like a whiny bitch.”