First call of the day:

“Hey, I need you to look at this system.”

“What’s up?”

“I just remote connected to this box and I see it says the network cable is unplugged. I think it may be offline.”

“You connected to the system.

“Yeah, that is where I saw the warning.”

“On the desktop.”

“Yeah.”

“So you’re telling me the system that you remotely connected to from across the country, logged into and are currently looking at via your workstation may be offline?”

“Ye… I’m a dumbass.”

“Glad to be of service.”