re: #275 Summer

I think that we should propose a bill in Congress which states that any extraterrestrial takeover of the United States by force of ray guns should be deemed illegal by law!

It’s time to stop terrible moments like Independence Day from happening! These little grey men should learn what we think of them and their destructive potential right now before it’s too late!

That is in the queue after making pi officially 3 and declaring that no woman above the age of puberty can be left out of the house without a microchip implanted in her vagina to tell if she has had illicit intercourse.