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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks6/07/2011 12:04:52 am PDT

re: #23 Alexzander

From the Institute of Behavioral Genetics:

World’s Top Scientists Conclude That People Named Alexzander Are Mentally, Physically, Emotionally Deficient

In a shocking development the world’s top scientists in the fields of genetics, behavior sciences, and psychiatry have announced that people named “Alexzander” are deficient in every way. The study also concluded that it makes no difference whether one was given such a name, or chose it of their own accord. An expert in the field of behavioral sciences, Dr. Ful Awbul Shiite, was quoted as saying “They’re all a bunch of backwards pussies, the whole lot of them. End of story”.