Not once in all my lifetime have I heard a dude utter the words, “man would I like to bang…”

But I forgot. This doesn’t count. If you’re a dude you can be a whore and get called a stud. Men don’t have to take any personal responsibility when it comes to sport fucking. Which has always been true. The burden of contraception was typically on women. If and when men decided to use condoms. Usually it’s women that bear the burden. Dude’s just “show up at the door.”