CPAC starts today. A Salon.com writer explains the process:

It gets repetitive. Usually my day at CPAC involves checking in at about 8 a.m. and going straight to the bar. I watch two to three speeches and then exit the conference center and walk into oncoming traffic. The hospitalization gets me out of about four hours of work and then I wheel myself back to the bar and then go home, go to bed, get up and do it all over again.