re: #277 SanFranciscoZionist

You have to tell him.

Then you should have a drink.

Sorry, that utterly sucks for everyone.

Write him a letter. Here’s an example:

To Sybil,

Lamentably, I killed your cat while trying just to sting it. It was crouched, as usual, under one of our bird feeders & I fired from some distance with bird shot. It may ease your grief somewhat to know that the cat was buried properly with a prayer & that I’ll be glad to get you another of your choice.

I called & came by your house several times. We will be in the Dominican Republic until Thursday. I’ll see you then.

Love, Jimmy