This guy is going to be hating life for a few days:

Carlos Danger Is Real, and He’s a Psychiatrist in Miami

Thanks to Anthony Weiner’s inhuman drive to keep sexy talking ladies online, Carlos Danger has ruled Twitter this afternoon. Based on screen caps posted to the Dirty — and partially confirmed in a statement from the ex-congressman — “Carlos Danger” was the hilariously dashing pseudonym he used in his latest online exploits.

Too bad for Dr. Carlos Danger. He’s a real dude who really lives in Miami, practices psychiatry, and probably never envisioned himself at the center of a national political sex scandal.