re: #270 makeitstop

my friend who had all his vintage guitars stolen.

It is difficult to convey to normal, sane people who aren’t guitar fetishists the abject depravity that stealing a vintage guitar represents.

If your friend finds the culprit, let me know. I may or may not have:
* an unused warehouse in an area where loud noises and bad smells aren’t particularly noteworthy
* a dentist’s chair
* 37 years of bottled-up anger
* a robust imagination
* a deep appreciation for guitars.

Note: if they’re all Telecasters, then never mind.