re: #285 Slumbering Behemoth

When I was a kid, we were lucky to go to McDonalds. We only went out somewhere nice once a year, for Easter Brunch, and only when we were old enough not to behave like animals.

This may make me sound like an asshole, but my advice to parents with young children is… if you can’t afford a babysitter, then you can’t afford to eat a nice restaurant. GO TO FUCKING IHOP!!!

IHOP? Sending you the evil stink eye.