Yahoo News put up a fluff piece about Kim Jong Un, and his new innovations, which appear to involve allowing earrings and pants on women, a pizza place in Pyongyang, and building an amusement park for some carefully selected children.

The majority of the country, of course, is still one load of foreign aid away from starvation.

I do not know if I am more horrified by the idiots talking about how the North Koreans are getting freedom while Obama is taking ours away (pout), (and one comparing Kim to Republicans) or the idiots who are talking about this is great, and the whole country is opening up, and they must be doing OK if they have money for amusement parks, and oh, everyone SAYS people are starving there, but who knows what it’s really like, hmmmm?

Is the world really so full of childish idiots who a. don’t realize how goddamn lucky they are or b. are just stupid?