Regarding the fascists and the socialists, I just wanna break into song…

Well I do know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain’t right,
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I’m wondering if I’ll get down the stairs,
Socialists to the left of me,
Fascists to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.

Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you,
And I’m wondering what it is I should do,
It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, trolls all over the place,
Socialists to the left of me, Fascists to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you’re proud that you’re a hatchling man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please…. Please…..

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that they make no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to send them out the door,
‘Cause I don’t think that I can take anymore
Socialists to the left of me, Fascists to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you’re proud that you’re a hatchling man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please…. Please…..

Well I do know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain’t right,
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I’m wondering if I’ll get down the stairs,
Socialists to the left of me,
Fascists to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you,
Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you,
Stuck in the middle with you.