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Onion: Experts Agree, Giant Crabs Pose No Threat

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Dianna3/11/2009 9:04:54 pm PDT

re: #272 Ateam

Must tell the truth - never eating crabs in my life. But on d other side - never consumer what yo called serials 4 breakfast. Nor the horrible england form of nourishing’ at morning, with potatoes & some meat-lefts-packed-down-horizontal.

Sausages? Hot-Dogs barking amid sun rising? Blind tarantula dancing naked at Madagascar shore?

Sweetie? We already have a resident mad genius incomprehensible blank-verse poet in residence.

(This is a joke.)