re: #293 HappyWarrior

mllenials just want jobs so we can spend money on apps for our mobile devices.

This is just an updated version of HURR HURR TEH TEEN AGERS JUST NEEDS JERBS SODA JERKING AT TEH SWEETE SHOPPE SO THEY CAN TAKE THERE STEADY HONEY TO THE SOCK HOP IN THERE JALOPY!!!!!!