My nephew (just out of artillery observer school) just asked this on FB:

The 15 subs anybody? How about the 6 elements of call for fire??

My response…

Ork fire mission 1. I see’s da enemy… 2. I thinks I can tell whats dey are! Dem Eldar pansies! 3. I calls da big gunz mech on da talky what-not an’ tells him to kick da grots an’ fire some high ‘splosives… 4. Da big gunz mech gives da boot to da grots an’ asks me fer da range an’ direction ta fire… 5. Da big gunz hit sometin else instead an’ the big mech loads a couple of da grots in the gunz fer some motivatin’ da rest! 6. Da big gunz plaster da pansies real gud an’ me an’ the big mech haves a gud laff, hur hur hur!