re: #290 Quoth the raven, Covfefe.

Well, you have me beat. I was too shy to get with any of the girls in high school. I stalked a girl in college, she shot me down with the “let’s just be friends” talk, then I met Mrs. Fish and the rest, as they say, is history.

My first date was when I was twenty-four, after I was out of the Navy from my first enlistment. (I was not interesting enough apparently.)