Gaddafi is not dead.

That was an exact replica created by our alien overlords, and substituted in at the last nanosecond.

The real Gaddafi is being transported to Alpha Centauri, because they can keep him alive and in solitary confinement* a lot longer than we could have.

*He has to listen to tapes of every boy pop singer, every boy band, every heavily-autotuned bad female American pop singer constantly, loud, while eating spam and spaghettio’s. Oh, and generic cloying Kool aid.