re: #300 HappyWarrior

Send envelope with your name and address it to the hosptial in which you were born! Properly followed protocols!

So I heard an anecdote about a flight to Helsinki that had to be diverted to Leningrad (back during the Cold War). They were put up at a hotel and had seen enough spy movies to be concerned about eavesdropping and decided it was best to search the place for bugs.

Underneath the carpet, they found four wired connected to bolts, which they then loosened, resulting in the chandelier in the room below crashing down from the ceiling. For which they were billed $2,000…