re: #249 OldLineTexan

Fine, it’s a contest. I once got run off the effin’ road to Bush Intercontinental by a motorcade, then shoved out of the way at the terminal by a huge posse led by a huge man … Jesse Jackson!

I haven’t revealed anything much that I could, ‘cause I just don’t feel comfortable talking about it…so I’ll start making things up now.

I once had a snocone with Jimmy Durante.