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Onion: Homeland Security Warns of Spiraling Fear

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Vicious Babushka7/14/2011 5:48:00 am PDT

re: #294 thedopefishlives

What do you do when a Good Samaritan stops in to save your kids who are locked in a hot car with the windows up? Beat her senseless, of course.

Some people are beyond comprehension.

I’m thinking of carrying a crowbar around whenever I go shopping, just in case I see some kids or pets locked inside a hot car. Because every second counts.