1 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 5:53:14pm

what, me worry?

2 darthstar  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 5:58:55pm

I rode a train a few times..OHMYGODIMDEAD...thank god I have a reliable sock-puppet to keep polluting the internets in my absence.

3 darthstar  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:00:06pm

re: #1 albusteve

what, me worry?

You should worry...especially if you've ever sung along with Gladys Knight...

4 darthstar  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:02:52pm

"Dim and Dimmer"...Rachel's using a montage of "own goals" in soccer as a metaphor for the Republican leadership's incompetence.

5 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:04:11pm

re: #3 darthstar

You should worry...especially if you've ever sung along with Gladys Knight...

[Video]

I just don't worry...not in my genes I guess...
I've been temporarily stressed a few times, but it passes quickly

6 darthstar  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:06:10pm

re: #5 albusteve

But what if you're on that train?

7 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:10:51pm

re: #6 darthstar

But what if you're on that train?

so what?...just roll the dice, you live or you don't

8 darthstar  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:12:25pm

re: #7 albusteve

so what?...just roll the dice, you live or you don't

What if you're on that train with Carmen Electra?

9 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:12:56pm

re: #8 darthstar

What if you're on that train with Carmen Electra?

I don't use a hair dryer

10 jaunte  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:20:57pm

Phil Plait tweets:

"For those lamenting "end of the space program" SpaceX just broke ground for the launch site of their Falcon Heavy."


Vandenberg Air Force Base, Calif.– SpaceX (Space Exploration Technologies) today took another major step toward the first launch of the Falcon Heavy. This will be the world’s most powerful rocket, with more than twice the payload-to-orbit capacity of the space shuttle, but at only one third the cost of the Boeing/Lockheed Delta IV Heavy. The Falcon Heavy will be the first ever rocket to break the $1,000-per-pound-to-orbit barrier, less than a tenth as much as the Shuttle.
...
Falcon Heavy is to arrive at Vandenberg by the end of 2012, and its inaugural flight will follow soon after.
[Link: www.spacex.com...]
11 PhillyPretzel  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:22:57pm

re: #10 jaunte
Now that sounds interesting.

12 jaunte  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:24:45pm

re: #11 PhillyPretzel

If it really will save the DoD $2 billion a year, that's a great deal.

13 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:27:40pm

re: #12 jaunte

If it really will save the DoD $2 billion a year, that's a great deal.

Looks like it also has its sights on NASA scientific loads down the road.

14 darthstar  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:28:04pm

re: #12 jaunte

If it really will save the DoD $2 billion a year, that's a great deal.

They'll find somewhere else to spend that money.

15 jaunte  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:29:30pm

re: #13 Decatur Deb

That's a busy schedule: [Link: www.spacex.com...]

16 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:29:48pm

re: #14 darthstar

They'll find somewhere else to spend that money.

Which is really a good thing, since a space shot only impoverishes the planet by a few thousand pounds of material. The money stays here and moves around.

17 Spocomptonite  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:30:42pm

re: #12 jaunte

If it really will save the DoD $2 billion a year, that's a great deal.

The savings is nice, but scientific progress is awesome all by itself.

18 PhillyPretzel  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:32:36pm

re: #17 Spocomptonite
Scientific progress is awesome all by itself. I agree completely. Krazy Glue and Velcro came from us going into space.

19 Cheechako  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:34:35pm

Krazy Glue and Velcro came from us going into space.


Don't forget that wonderful beverage Tang!

20 PhillyPretzel  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:35:33pm

re: #19 Cheechako
I use Velcro more than Tang.

21 Spocomptonite  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:36:22pm

re: #18 PhillyPretzel

Scientific progress is awesome all by itself. I agree completely. Krazy Glue and Velcro came from us going into space.

I bet it cost several million to develop those on taxpayer money. What's the economic value of those today?

Science costs money, but it usually finds a way of paying for itself in the long run.

22 Cheechako  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:36:35pm

re: #20 PhillyPretzel

I don't know if Tang is even available today.

23 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:36:59pm

How is the day going all?

24 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:37:52pm

re: #15 jaunte

That's a busy schedule: [Link: www.spacex.com...]

Great to see a space station mission even this year.

25 jaunte  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:38:28pm

re: #22 Cheechako

Sales of Tang grew 30 percent last year to more than $750 million in regions including Latin America and Asia Pacific[Link: www.bloomberg.com...]


Try Tang's new Velcro flavor!

26 PhillyPretzel  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:38:31pm

re: #22 Cheechako
Yes, it is still available today.

27 Spocomptonite  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:38:46pm

re: #22 Cheechako

I don't know if Tang is even available today.

Tang can be found in Turkey.

28 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:38:49pm

space
Farther Stars
Hiatt and the Gonners

29 darthstar  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:38:56pm

Okay...I've only watched about five minutes of this, but it's pretty funny - especially if you've worked in IT.

30 What, me worry?  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:38:56pm

re: #10 jaunte

Phil Plait tweets:

NPR had a few interviews this morning about the future of NASA continuing through private travel. It was a cool talk. A little weird and scary LOL Somehwere in here if you sort by date. [Link: www.npr.org...]

And they talked about Branson's space project "Virgin Galatic".
[Link: www.npr.org...]

I don't know. I had visions of Total Recall.

31 PhillyPretzel  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:39:33pm

re: #22 Cheechako
You can find it on amazon.

32 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:39:59pm

re: #31 PhillyPretzel

You can find it on amazon.

Tang flavored Velcro?

33 jaunte  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:40:17pm

re: #32 ggt

It'll hook you.

34 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:41:12pm

re: #33 jaunte

It'll hook you.

I'm a little on the loopy side . . .

35 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:41:19pm

re: #30 marjoriemoon

NPR had a few interviews this morning about the future of NASA continuing through private travel. It was a cool talk. A little weird and scary LOL Somehwere in here if you sort by date. [Link: www.npr.org...]

And they talked about Branson's space project "Virgin Galatic".
[Link: www.npr.org...]

I don't know. I had visions of Total Recall.

the port is down here in NM...
[Link: www.virgingalactic.com...]

36 darthstar  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:41:32pm

McConnell still getting his ass handed to him over his incompetence on the debt ceiling...lucky for him he carries a spare set of butt cheeks hanging from his chin.

37 jaunte  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:41:39pm

re: #30 marjoriemoon

As long as they don't name any of the private space vehicles "Nostromo."

38 prairiefire  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:42:25pm

re: #30 marjoriemoon

NPR had a few interviews this morning about the future of NASA continuing through private travel. It was a cool talk. A little weird and scary LOL Somehwere in here if you sort by date. [Link: www.npr.org...]

And they talked about Branson's space project "Virgin Galatic".
[Link: www.npr.org...]

I don't know. I had visions of Total Recall.

My daughter is a born and bred liberal, buy she's not happy about the shuttle program ending. The one thing she's upset with Obama about!
I told her to wait and see what happens in the private sector. She has more faith in the government!!!

39 Digital Display  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:42:37pm

re: #34 ggt

I'm a little on the loopy side . . .

It's a sticky issue.. We need to rip it apart

40 PhillyPretzel  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:43:53pm

re: #39 HoosierHoops
And put is back together.

41 What, me worry?  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:44:01pm

re: #35 albusteve

the port is down here in NM...
[Link: www.virgingalactic.com...]

Wow. They were talking a lot about costs and the idea that only the very wealthy would be able to afford it. Like $20 million for one trip to space as it stands now.

42 jvic  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:44:01pm

re: #18 PhillyPretzel

Scientific progress is awesome all by itself. I agree completely. Krazy Glue and Velcro came from us going into space.

HTML was created to help researchers at a large international physics lab communicate interactively. The first browser was developed at the National Center for Supercomputing Applications.

43 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:44:12pm

re: #38 prairiefire

My daughter is a born and bred liberal, buy she's not happy about the shuttle program ending. The one thing she's upset with Obama about!
I told her to wait and see what happens in the private sector. She has more faith in the government!!!

Reading "but" for "buy". Why would a liberal be happy?

44 prairiefire  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:45:24pm

re: #43 Decatur Deb

We watched the last launch, it was sad and moving. It has been routine her whole life.

45 What, me worry?  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:45:46pm

re: #38 prairiefire

My daughter is a born and bred liberal, buy she's not happy about the shuttle program ending. The one thing she's upset with Obama about!
I told her to wait and see what happens in the private sector. She has more faith in the government!!!

hehe I wasn't too happy about it either, but if we have to chose programs to cut, I'll put NASA on the back burner awhile. What sucks more (and they talked about this too) there's going to be about 24,000 people out of work, I believe was the figure.

46 Cheechako  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:45:53pm

re: #26 PhillyPretzel

Well, I never did like the stuff. I preferred ZarEx fruit flavored syrups.

47 PhillyPretzel  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:47:01pm

re: #46 Cheechako
I tasted Tang once. I did not like it. :(

48 goddamnedfrank  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:47:02pm

re: #38 prairiefire

My daughter is a born and bred liberal, buy she's not happy about the shuttle program ending. The one thing she's upset with Obama about!
I told her to wait and see what happens in the private sector. She has more faith in the government!!!

Good thing it was killed under Bush then, Obama is simply presiding over the funeral. Seriously though, it's so old it runs on 8086 processors that NASA has to scrounge off of eBay.

49 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:47:39pm

re: #41 marjoriemoon

Wow. They were talking a lot about costs and the idea that only the very wealthy would be able to afford it. Like $20 million for one trip to space as it stands now.

no, 200k....4-5min of weightlessness

50 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:48:54pm

Love the space program, and consider it a liberal sacrament. We don't help anyone by turning away from science and high-dollar effort. The Saturn Vs are our generation's cathedrals.

51 jvic  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:49:23pm

re: #49 albusteve

no, 200k...4-5min of weightlessness

That's my understanding. I think marjoriemoon is quoting the price of a visit to the space station.

52 What, me worry?  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:49:50pm

re: #45 marjoriemoon

hehe I wasn't too happy about it either, but if we have to chose programs to cut, I'll put NASA on the back burner awhile. What sucks more (and they talked about this too) there's going to be about 24,000 people out of work, I believe was the figure.

ChOOse.

53 PhillyPretzel  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:50:10pm

re: #48 goddamnedfrank
Remember when the late Carl Sagan ran the entire Russian space program on 2 Apple Computers?

54 What, me worry?  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:50:31pm

re: #51 jvic

That's my understanding. I think marjoriemoon is quoting the price of a visit to the space station.

I could have been.

55 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:50:34pm

re: #50 Decatur Deb

Love the space program, and consider it a liberal sacrament. We don't help anyone by turning away from science and high-dollar effort. The Saturn Vs are our generation's cathedrals.

deep...I don't really care too much about space, I dig the Caribbean...where you can actually put your imagination to work and live a fantasy

56 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:51:33pm

re: #55 albusteve

deep...I don't really care too much about space, I dig the Caribbean...where you can actually put your imagination to work and live a fantasy

Rastanaut.

57 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:51:47pm

re: #51 jvic

That's my understanding. I think marjoriemoon is quoting the price of a visit to the space station.

Branson is gonna start small and stay with it...he's the real deal

58 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:53:00pm

re: #56 Decatur Deb

Rastanaut.

heh...
good one

59 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:53:14pm

re: #57 albusteve

Branson is gonna start small and stay with it..snip

Until the first time he BBQs a billionaire.

60 jvic  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:53:21pm

re: #57 albusteve

Branson is gonna start small and stay with it...he's the real deal

Inflatables, is my understanding.

And if someday somehow somebody builds an elevator...OMG.

61 PhillyPretzel  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:54:02pm

Also do not forget Fisher Space Pens. [Link: www.spacepen.com...]

62 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:54:37pm

re: #60 jvic

Inflatables, is my understanding.

And if someday somehow somebody builds an elevator...OMG.

There was popular announcement of a nanofiber breakthrough last week. First thought was Clarke.

63 PhillyPretzel  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:55:33pm

I got to go. Good Night to my fellow Lizards.

64 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:56:17pm

re: #59 Decatur Deb

Until the first time he BBQs a billionaire.

right...I'd rather explore my inner atmosphere

65 jaunte  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:56:43pm

re: #60 jvic

We just need an orbiting nanotube factory....

In 2000, a multi-walled carbon nanotube was tested to have a tensile strength of 63 gigapascals (GPa).[20] (For illustration, this translates into the ability to endure tension of a weight equivalent to 6422 kg on a cable with cross-section of 1 mm2.) Further studies, conducted in 2008, revealed that individual CNT shells have strengths of up to ~100 GPa, which is in good agreement with quantum/atomistic models.[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]
66 Sheila Broflovski  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:56:52pm

re: #20 PhillyPretzel

I use Velcro more than Tang.

I'd rather drink Krazy Glue than Tang.

67 Mocking Jay  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:57:16pm

re: #29 darthstar

I love how the last numb nut can't tell the difference between icons and wallpaper...

68 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:57:16pm

re: #66 Alouette

I'd rather drink Krazy Glue than Tang.

Your teeth might stick together. . . .

69 William Barnett-Lewis  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:58:01pm

re: #48 goddamnedfrank

Good thing it was killed under Bush then, Obama is simply presiding over the funeral. Seriously though, it's so old it runs on 8086 processors that NASA has to scrounge off of eBay.

Those are the new computers that they added about half-way through the run. The original flight control system used discrete components and iron core memory (which preserved the contents of memory even through the Challenger's explosion and subsequent plunge into the sea in 1986 ).

The Shuttle was practically steam-punk in many ways.

As for SpaceX, I'll believe it when paying payloads are in LEO.

70 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:58:12pm

I dig Gravity

71 Digital Display  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:59:02pm

re: #70 albusteve

I dig Gravity

[Video]

my favorite song in the world

72 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:59:33pm

re: #40 PhillyPretzel

And put is back together.

We have the technology . . .

73 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 6:59:34pm

re: #66 Alouette

I'd rather drink Krazy Glue than Tang.

I dash my potato juice with Elmer's in a pinch...not exactly the same

74 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:00:24pm

Can we take all the NASA resources and get them working on an alternate fuel source?

75 jvic  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:00:29pm

re: #65 jaunte

We just need an orbiting nanotube factory...

A paper a few years ago claimed that nanotubes would react with atmospheric ions or free atoms. Unfortunately I didn't bookmark it.

But in my nonexpert opinion that's a difficulty, not a showstopper.

76 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:00:56pm

re: #71 HoosierHoops

my favorite song in the world

he's a beast...imagine what he will do 20 years from now....easily the most talented player in his age group in decades

77 William Barnett-Lewis  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:01:56pm

Tang. Funny how people believe that was from the space program. NASA simply bought it off the shelf.

Tang is a fruit-flavored breakfast drink. Originally formulated by General Foods Corporation food scientist William A. Mitchell[1] in 1957, it was first marketed in powdered form in 1959.[2]
Sales of Tang were poor until NASA used it on John Glenn's Mercury flight,[3] and subsequent Gemini missions.
Since then, it was closely associated with the U.S. manned spaceflight program, leading to the misconception that Tang was invented for the space program.[4][5] The Tang brand is currently owned by Kraft Foods.

[Link: en.wikipedia.org...]

78 jaunte  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:02:27pm

re: #75 jvic

Seems like they could coat it with something; the material strength needed is the real issue.

79 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:02:43pm

re: #70 albusteve

I dig Gravity

[Video]

But Gravity does not dig me.

Well, over time it might turn me into gravel and then I could be dug.

80 Digital Display  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:04:19pm

re: #79 ggt

But Gravity does not dig me.

Well, over time it might turn me into gravel and then I could be dug.

Gravity..Stay the hell away from me

81 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:05:12pm

re: #74 ggt

Can we take all the NASA resources and get them working on an alternate fuel source?

NASA used to publish a periodic series of tech bulletins on an amazing array of spin-offs. Some were as simple as improved canes for the handicapped. Another I remember was a use of the physics of suspended chain to damp the oscillations of high poles and towers. The alternate fuel might well come from the aeronautics side of NASA.

82 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:05:16pm

Getting really, really drunk tonight, tomorrow my brother who is sick of my excuses for delay is trying to place me in Rehab. Hey if I have to go I might as well show up with bleary red eyes and a hangover...right?

/just to show I actually need rehab...(yeah I wish I was kidding)

83 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:05:29pm

re: #74 ggt

Can we take all the NASA resources and get them working on an alternate fuel source?

we need to get back to the basics and synthesize buffalo chips

84 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:07:11pm

re: #82 ausador

Getting really, really drunk tonight, tomorrow my brother who is sick of my excuses for delay is trying to place me in Rehab. Hey if I have to go I might as well show up with bleary red eyes and a hangover...right?

/just to show I actually need rehab...(yeah I wish I was kidding)

Maybe a bummer, maybe not. If you go will you lose connectivity for a while?

85 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:07:19pm

re: #78 jaunte

Seems like they could coat it with something; the material strength needed is the real issue.

Sherwin Williams Chemical Coatings!

86 jaunte  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:07:48pm

re: #85 ggt

"Cover the Near Earth Orbit"

87 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:09:23pm

re: #81 Decatur Deb

NASA used to publish a periodic series of tech bulletins on an amazing array of spin-offs. Some were as simple as improved canes for the handicapped. Another I remember was a use of the physics of suspended chain to damp the oscillations of high poles and towers. The alternate fuel might well come from the aeronautics side of NASA.

Sometimes it takes thinkers not "in the industry" to make the big breakthroughs. They have a different perspective. I'd love to put those NASA people in a room and see what ideas come out of it.

88 jvic  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:09:32pm

re: #78 jaunte

Seems like they could coat it with something; the material strength needed is the real issue.

Iirc the claim was that after a single carbon-carbon bond was broken (presumably after the coating was abraded somewhere along the beanstalk) by atmospheric contaminants, it would be easy to successively break others.

But I'm really hazy about the particulars.

89 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:09:54pm

re: #83 albusteve

we need to get back to the basics and synthesize buffalo chips

Methane? I thought Waste Management was working on that . .

90 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:10:06pm

re: #82 ausador

Getting really, really drunk tonight, tomorrow my brother who is sick of my excuses for delay is trying to place me in Rehab. Hey if I have to go I might as well show up with bleary red eyes and a hangover...right?

/just to show I actually need rehab...(yeah I wish I was kidding)

you will learn how to bend time...people and places will be meaningless...concentrate on breathing, eating and living...you can do it, I did

91 Lidane  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:10:23pm

Obama to Cantor: Don't Call My Bluff

Looks like Obama's not going to be swayed by the Cantor's posturing. Meanwhile, Boehner and McConnell are hearing from the Chamber of Commerce, who want a deal.

I guess more infighting is coming for the GOP.

92 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:10:42pm

re: #90 albusteve

you will learn how to bend time...people and places will be meaningless...concentrate on breathing, eating and living...you can do it, I did

One Day At A Time,

Sometimes, one breathe at a time.

93 ProGunLiberal  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:10:48pm

re: #91 Lidane

This is going to hurt the GOP big time.

94 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:11:09pm

re: #93 ProLifeLiberal

This is going to hurt the GOP big time.

And they just DON'T GET IT.

95 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:12:16pm

re: #91 Lidane

Obama to Cantor: Don't Call My Bluff

Looks like Obama's not going to be swayed by the Cantor's posturing. Meanwhile, Boehner and McConnell are hearing from the Chamber of Commerce, who want a deal.

I guess more infighting is coming for the GOP.

yeah...BO is gonna appeal to the American voters...hahaha!
stupid fuckers that put all these rubes in office to begin with...I'm so not impressed with any of them, BO included

96 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:12:41pm

re: #95 albusteve

yeah...BO is gonna appeal to the American voters...hahaha!
stupid fuckers that put all these rubes in office to begin with...I'm so not impressed with any of them, BO included

A politician is a politician . . .

97 darthstar  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:12:46pm

re: #67 JasonA

I love how the last numb nut can't tell the difference between icons and wallpaper...

I hadn't watched the rest of it...that was fucking funny. Salesforce was on the right testicle...now I can't find it.

98 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:13:13pm

re: #87 ggt

Sometimes it takes thinkers not "in the industry" to make the big breakthroughs. They have a different perspective. I'd love to put those NASA people in a room and see what ideas come out of it.

Yes, and strange research is going on all over the place. A small Army lab was once trying to produce solid hydrogen for its own nefarious purposes. (It's been declassified, so that avenue probably didn't work.)

99 darthstar  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:13:49pm

re: #91 Lidane

Obama to Cantor: Don't Call My Bluff

Looks like Obama's not going to be swayed by the Cantor's posturing. Meanwhile, Boehner and McConnell are hearing from the Chamber of Commerce, who want a deal.

I guess more infighting is coming for the GOP.

Would you be swayed by someone who looks like he just bit into a turd? Cantor's a freak.

100 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:14:08pm

re: #87 ggt

Sometimes it takes thinkers not "in the industry" to make the big breakthroughs. They have a different perspective. I'd love to put those NASA people in a room and see what ideas come out of it.

NASA people love Sci-Fi, they bend their minds in all kinds of ways other scientists don't. Who better to re-invent the wheel . . . and get us some sort of renewable, clean, fuel source?

101 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:15:46pm

re: #100 ggt

NASA people love Sci-Fi, they bend their minds in all kinds of ways other scientists don't. Who better to re-invent the wheel . . . and get us some sort of renewable, clean, fuel source?

Well, we know what the source is, we just don't know how to use it . . .

MAGNETS!

:)

102 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:16:27pm

re: #99 darthstar

Would you be swayed by someone who looks like he just bit into a turd? Cantor's a freak.

worse, he's a republican!...
you're always good for partisan laugh, thanks

103 jvic  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:16:57pm

re: #82 ausador

Getting really, really drunk tonight, tomorrow my brother who is sick of my excuses for delay is trying to place me in Rehab. Hey if I have to go I might as well show up with bleary red eyes and a hangover...right?

/just to show I actually need rehab...(yeah I wish I was kidding)

Here's hoping that cold comfort is better than no comfort (and taking your post at face value):

At least you won't have to detox by yourself, cold turkey.

Best wishes and good luck.

104 Lidane  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:17:54pm

re: #102 albusteve

worse, he's a republican!...
you're always good for partisan laugh, thanks

Eh. Zell Miller always had that look on his face too, and he's a Democrat.

105 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:18:54pm

re: #84 Decatur Deb

Maybe a bummer, maybe not. If you go will you lose connectivity for a while?

I assume so, I don't expect I will posting from their office computers. I don't have a laptop, nor an I-pad, or even a smartphone. If they let me keep my cell (which I doubt) the best I could do is send text messages. (I wonder if they are prepared to treat for internet withdrawl concurrent with the cessation of alcohol use?

106 laZardo  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:20:12pm

Demons, you say?

Also good moarning.

107 darthstar  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:20:34pm

re: #104 Lidane

Eh. Zell Miller always had that look on his face too, and he's a Democrat.

Exactly. Cantor's a turd chewing freak.

108 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:21:13pm

re: #105 ausador

Internet withdrawal could be real thing; Comcast dropped our town for 7 hours yesterday. We won't assume you flounced, then.

109 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:22:31pm

what we have is a neophyte POTUS, community disorganizer...up against a bunch of equally idealistic young lion losers elected from the GOP...the Speaker is an idiot, Reid is a moron, BO would rather watch cartoons and together they have got this nation tied up in a Gordian Knot...bunch of rookies that need a contract...or election win...this mess did not come about starting yesterday, it took a concerted effort from both parties to fuck us up this bad....and in the end it will all pass, ho hum like...bet me...then they will all be re-upped again to start the process over while America drools over pundits with nice tits

110 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:24:20pm

re: #105 ausador

I assume so, I don't expect I will posting from their office computers. I don't have a laptop, nor an I-pad, or even a smartphone. If they let me keep my cell (which I doubt) the best I could do is send text messages. (I wonder if they are prepared to treat for internet withdrawl concurrent with the cessation of alcohol use?

dual disorder--not uncommon.

I, myself, have multiple-disorders.

111 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:25:36pm

re: #109 albusteve

what we have is a neophyte POTUS, community disorganizer...up against a bunch of equally idealistic young lion losers elected from the GOP...the Speaker is an idiot, Reid is a moron, BO would rather watch cartoons and together they have got this nation tied up in a Gordian Knot...bunch of rookies that need a contract...or election win...this mess did not come about starting yesterday, it took a concerted effort from both parties to fuck us up this bad...and in the end it will all pass, ho hum like...bet me...then they will all be re-upped again to start the process over while America drools over pundits with nice tits

Which pundits? Pics?

112 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:25:42pm

re: #105 ausador

I assume so, I don't expect I will posting from their office computers. I don't have a laptop, nor an I-pad, or even a smartphone. If they let me keep my cell (which I doubt) the best I could do is send text messages. (I wonder if they are prepared to treat for internet withdrawl concurrent with the cessation of alcohol use?

In total seriousness, you'll be glad you made the choice.

We'll be thinking good thoughts and be waiting for your return.

113 Varek Raith  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:26:25pm

re: #110 ggt

dual disorder--not uncommon.

I, myself, have multiple-disorders.

114 jvic  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:26:27pm

re: #96 ggt

A politician is a politician . . .

A wingbat is a wingbat...

115 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:27:43pm

re: #113 Varek Raith

[Video]

I'm not joking when I talk about multiple-disorders. It was much easier not to deal with them and just escape into something unhealthy.

I wish there was a Rehab for Congress . . .

116 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:28:17pm

re: #114 jvic

A wingbat is a wingbat...

Whacko is a Whacko . .

117 austin_blue  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:28:20pm

re: #42 jvic

HTML was created to help researchers at a large international physics lab communicate interactively. The first browser was developed at the National Center for Supercomputing Applications.

Heh. I used to use Mosaic.

118 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:29:20pm

re: #111 Decatur Deb

Which pundits? Pics?

fantasize like the rest of America...you like redheads? have one, or even two

119 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:29:47pm

re: #118 albusteve

fantasize like the rest of America...you like redheads? have one, or even two

Red-headed Sister-Wives?

120 jaunte  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:30:23pm

re: #111 Decatur Deb

Which pundits? Pics?

Image: Page3.jpg

121 austin_blue  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:30:33pm

re: #91 Lidane

Obama to Cantor: Don't Call My Bluff

Looks like Obama's not going to be swayed by the Cantor's posturing. Meanwhile, Boehner and McConnell are hearing from the Chamber of Commerce, who want a deal.

I guess more infighting is coming for the GOP.

Their problem is that they've got 87 new Teabillies in their caucus in the House.

122 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:30:49pm

re: #119 ggt

Red-headed Sister-Wives?

You beat me. Don't start the damn polygamy thread again.

123 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:31:11pm

re: #122 Decatur Deb

You beat me. Don't start the damn polygamy thread again.

I wasn't there for the first one. Was it fun?

124 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:31:21pm

re: #105 ausador

I assume so, I don't expect I will posting from their office computers. I don't have a laptop, nor an I-pad, or even a smartphone. If they let me keep my cell (which I doubt) the best I could do is send text messages. (I wonder if they are prepared to treat for internet withdrawl concurrent with the cessation of alcohol use?

forget all that shit...it's irrelevant

125 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:31:46pm

re: #123 ggt

I wasn't there for the first one. Was it fun?

I think we all went Mormon.

126 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:32:14pm

re: #125 Decatur Deb

I think we all went Mormon.

ooh! Then I"m glad I wasn't there. I don't like Utah that much.

127 Varek Raith  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:33:49pm

re: #109 albusteve

what we have is a neophyte POTUS, community disorganizer...up against a bunch of equally idealistic young lion losers elected from the GOP...the Speaker is an idiot, Reid is a moron, BO would rather watch cartoons and together they have got this nation tied up in a Gordian Knot...bunch of rookies that need a contract...or election win...this mess did not come about starting yesterday, it took a concerted effort from both parties to fuck us up this bad...and in the end it will all pass, ho hum like...bet me...then they will all be re-upped again to start the process over while America drools over pundits with nice tits

Meh, Obama could be the best leader ever and the GOP would still be acting like spoiled children.

128 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:34:19pm

re: #126 ggt

ooh! Then I"m glad I wasn't there. I don't like Utah that much.

Utah has world class skiing and great erosion...what more do you want?...if you limit your travel to places where people think like you, you'd never leave the farm

129 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:36:07pm

re: #127 Varek Raith

Meh, Obama could be the best leader ever and the GOP would still be acting like spoiled children.

who knows...why deal with hypotheticals?

130 laZardo  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:39:19pm

re: #114 jvic

A wingbat is a wingbat...

...and a wingding is a wingding...

131 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:40:40pm

re: #130 laZardo

...and a wingding is a wingding...

and the doodads are in charge

132 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:41:05pm

re: #81 Decatur Deb

NASA used to publish a periodic series of tech bulletins on an amazing array of spin-offs. Some were as simple as improved canes for the handicapped. Another I remember was a use of the physics of suspended chain to damp the oscillations of high poles and towers. The alternate fuel might well come from the aeronautics side of NASA.

That was before the Internet. Here is the gateway to NASA's web-based versions:

[Link: www.techbriefs.com...]

133 laZardo  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:41:37pm

re: #115 ggt

I'm not joking when I talk about multiple-disorders. It was much easier not to deal with them and just escape into something unhealthy.

I wish there was a Rehab for Congress . . .

It's called the Westminster system.

/

//actually, that'd be shock therapy via overdosing...

134 austin_blue  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:41:50pm

re: #109 albusteve

what we have is a neophyte POTUS, community disorganizer...up against a bunch of equally idealistic young lion losers elected from the GOP...the Speaker is an idiot, Reid is a moron, BO would rather watch cartoons and together they have got this nation tied up in a Gordian Knot...bunch of rookies that need a contract...or election win...this mess did not come about starting yesterday, it took a concerted effort from both parties to fuck us up this bad...and in the end it will all pass, ho hum like...bet me...then they will all be re-upped again to start the process over while America drools over pundits with nice tits

Here's a pair of nice tits:

Image: blue_tits1.jpg

135 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:42:21pm

re: #128 albusteve

Utah has world class skiing and great erosion...what more do you want?...if you limit your travel to places where people think like you, you'd never leave the farm

I don't do dry heat . . .

136 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:43:26pm

re: #133 laZardo

It's called the Westminster system.

/

//actually, that'd be shock therapy via overdosing...

I thought Westminster is what you watched if you don't get Comedy Central?

137 Varek Raith  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:43:37pm

re: #129 albusteve

who knows...why deal with hypotheticals?

It's simple. The GOP want 100% of what they propose and reject anything else.
It's there way or no way.

138 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:44:09pm

re: #137 Varek Raith

It's simple. The GOP want 100% of what they propose and reject anything else.
It's there way or no way.

Zero-Sum game, like Pakistan and Palestine . . .

139 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:44:38pm

re: #105 ausador

I assume so, I don't expect I will posting from their office computers. I don't have a laptop, nor an I-pad, or even a smartphone. If they let me keep my cell (which I doubt) the best I could do is send text messages. (I wonder if they are prepared to treat for internet withdrawl concurrent with the cessation of alcohol use?

If I leave for a month to rehab I expect this condo to be stripped out to the bare walls by the time I get back, I really do. My condo will still be under lease for another four months beyond that, it raises serious questions of where I am going to live afterwards. I am anxious as hell and hoping I don't get stabbed in the back too deeply, but I also expect that I will be. :(

140 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:45:53pm

re: #139 ausador

If I leave for a month to rehab I expect this condo to be stripped out to the bare walls by the time I get back, I really do. My condo will still be under lease for another four months beyond that, it raises serious questions of where I am going to live afterwards. I am anxious as hell and hoping I don't get stabbed in the back too deeply, but I also expect that I will be. :(

You'll handle what you have to handle.

Right Now, deal with Right Now. . . .

141 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:47:30pm

re: #139 ausador

If I leave for a month to rehab I expect this condo to be stripped out to the bare walls by the time I get back, I really do. My condo will still be under lease for another four months beyond that, it raises serious questions of where I am going to live afterwards. I am anxious as hell and hoping I don't get stabbed in the back too deeply, but I also expect that I will be. :(

Pay some buddies to strip it for you, into storage. Good Luck.

142 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:47:32pm

re: #135 ggt

I don't do dry heat . . .

I was jus sayin in general...as rugged as I used to think I was N Minnesota kicked my ass...too much water, too many friggin bugs...flat, endless green nothingness...everybody has their favorites but I'm also a people guy and my trips to that state never disappointed me...I don't do road politics

143 Decatur Deb  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:47:53pm

'Nite, all.

144 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:49:38pm

re: #141 Decatur Deb

Pay some buddies to strip it for you, into storage. Good Luck.

ha...there you have it...
we could do business, away from LGF where we are saints.....
call my office

145 jvic  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:50:49pm

1. re: #127 Varek Raith

Meh, Obama could be the best leader ever and the GOP would still be acting like spoiled children.

Obama's wobbly performance makes the people who brought us George W. Bush think they can get back in power without even pretending to change their ways.

2. Jeb 2016

Because the third time's the charm

/

146 Lidane  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:51:03pm

re: #127 Varek Raith

Meh, Obama could be the best leader ever and the GOP would still be acting like spoiled children.

They couldn't even acknowledge him when Bin Laden got killed. What makes anyone think the GOP would give Obama anything else?

147 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:53:14pm

re: #146 Lidane

They couldn't even acknowledge him when Bin Laden got killed. What makes anyone think the GOP would give Obama anything else?

what's to acknowledge?

148 jaunte  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:53:40pm

re: #127 Varek Raith

Meh, Obama could be the best leader ever and the GOP would still be acting like spoiled children.

I recall a lot of complaining about Johnson, Nixon, Carter, Reagan, Clinton and the Bushes. Ford, not so much.

149 Lidane  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:55:36pm

re: #147 albusteve

what's to acknowledge?

The fact that he gave the order to kill Bin Laden? The fact that he gave that order despite the fact that it meant crossing the border into Pakistan?

Little things like that.

150 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:55:48pm

re: #148 jaunte

I recall a lot of complaining about Johnson, Nixon, Carter, Reagan, Clinton and the Bushes. Ford, not so much.

it's an American art form...love them, hate them...fickle beyond the MSM stalwarts

151 Lidane  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:56:24pm

re: #148 jaunte

I recall a lot of complaining about Johnson, Nixon, Carter, Reagan, Clinton and the Bushes. Ford, not so much.

That's because people were too busy watching Chevy Chase lampoon Ford on SNL.

152 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:57:06pm

re: #148 jaunte

I recall a lot of complaining about Johnson, Nixon, Carter, Reagan, Clinton and the Bushes. Ford, not so much.

We're American's. Complaining is our rights and we do it well.

153 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:58:00pm

re: #149 Lidane

The fact that he gave the order to kill Bin Laden? The fact that he gave that order despite the fact that it meant crossing the border into Pakistan?

Little things like that.

Kinda give the impression he's not a sekrit mooslum doesn't it.

154 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:58:52pm

re: #151 Lidane

That's because people were too busy watching Chevy Chase lampoon Ford on SNL.

The orignial SNL, you youngun's don't know what you missed.

155 Digital Display  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:59:29pm

re: #152 ggt

We're American's. Complaining is our rights and we do it well.

And nobody shoots us when we do...I love America
/Don't bring up Kent State

156 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 7:59:42pm

re: #149 Lidane

The fact that he gave the order to kill Bin Laden? The fact that he gave that order despite the fact that it meant crossing the border into Pakistan?

Little things like that.

didn't they?...and if they didn't so what...any drone in his right mind would have done the same...it's just not an earth moving debate...BO did what he was told essentially...all presidents do with this stuff...the CIA rules the netherworld, not BO...he's an observer, not unlike us and given the same situation you would have ordered OBL killed too

157 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:00:22pm

re: #152 ggt

We're American's. Complaining is our rights and we do it well.

well said

158 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:01:31pm

re: #157 albusteve

well said

I could have spelled it better. . . .

159 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:03:11pm

"ALMOST NO PLOT ON TV MAKES SENSE IF YOU REMEMBER THAT INTERNET EXISTS"...

The Onion people are freakin' geniuses.

160 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:04:53pm

re: #158 ggt

I could have spelled it better. . . .

Proving your point. You are complaining about your own spelling.

161 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:09:15pm

warning!
blues...hardcore stuff
Joe B

162 laZardo  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:10:12pm

re: #151 Lidane

That's because people were too busy watching Chevy Chase lampoon Ford on SNL.

And today we have an SNL alumni in the Senate.

/I know Al Franken's been somewhat competent, but I come from a country that has way too many actors in our Senate and I'm not holding my breath.

163 austin_blue  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:14:59pm

re: #156 albusteve

didn't they?...and if they didn't so what...any drone in his right mind would have done the same...it's just not an earth moving debate...BO did what he was told essentially...all presidents do with this stuff...the CIA rules the netherworld, not BO...he's an observer, not unlike us and given the same situation you would have ordered OBL killed too

When he installed Panetta at CIA, he gave a specific primary directive: Find OBL and if we can't capture him, kill him. Shrub gave up on OBL in 2002 in the run-up to the invasion of Irag:

‘I truly am not that concerned about him’, said President George W Bush on 13 March 2002, after being asked the million-dollar question ‘where is bin Laden?’ once too often. ‘Deep in my heart I know the man is on the run, if he’s alive at all’, said Bush, brushing bin Laden off as ‘a person who has now been marginalized’.

Nice, huh?

164 jvic  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:17:03pm

re: #140 ggt

re: #139 ausador

If I leave for a month to rehab I expect this condo to be stripped out to the bare walls by the time I get back, I really do. My condo will still be under lease for another four months beyond that, it raises serious questions of where I am going to live afterwards. I am anxious as hell and hoping I don't get stabbed in the back too deeply, but I also expect that I will be. :(

You'll handle what you have to handle.

Right Now, deal with Right Now. . . .

ausador, friends of mine have dealt with chemical dependencies. It looked to me like they'd permanently impaired their prospects, but things haven't turned out that way for them.

They tell me that dealing with the issue has been like getting drafted. You think you'll never get out of the bleepin' Army. Then one day you're walking off post with your separation papers.

One day you realize you have your life back.

My friends would probably agree with ggt's advice. (They say the scariest part was not necessarily going to rehab, but if things continued to deteriorate after they got out. But that phase passes.)

165 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:20:14pm
Homeland Security Warns of Spiraling Fear

The Only Thing We Have To Fear, Is Spiraling Fear Itself!

166 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:20:58pm

re: #163 austin_blue

When he installed Panetta at CIA, he gave a specific primary directive: Find OBL and if we can't capture him, kill him. Shrub gave up on OBL in 2002 in the run-up to the invasion of Irag:

‘I truly am not that concerned about him’, said President George W Bush on 13 March 2002, after being asked the million-dollar question ‘where is bin Laden?’ once too often. ‘Deep in my heart I know the man is on the run, if he’s alive at all’, said Bush, brushing bin Laden off as ‘a person who has now been marginalized’.

Nice, huh?

not all untrue...our presence in Astan never waned...regardless of this oft used quote, the hunt for OBL never stopped...the military thrust moved to Iraq, but the hunt for OBL continued

167 dell*nix  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:21:01pm

Pastafarian news

[Link: www.myfoxhouston.com...]

new headgear for driver's photos?

168 Mostly sane, most of the time.  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:23:27pm

I will confess that I am one of the unfortunate few who can turn two straight-to-voicemails into a tragic early death followed by permanent life issues for my nephews/nieces/children, etc.

169 dell*nix  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:24:05pm

re: #166 albusteve

Sometimes it is better to send the felon a "You have won" letter rather than a car with screaming siren and flashing lights.

170 jaunte  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:27:43pm

re: #167 dell*nix

After applying, Alm was asked to visit a doctor to check that he was mentally fit to drive but has now finally got his official license -- complete with kitchen utensil headwear.


It seems unfair to single out Pastafarians in this way.

171 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:27:50pm

re: #169 dell*nix

Sometimes it is better to send the felon a "You have won" letter rather than a car with screaming siren and flashing lights.

Clinton discovered the guy....Bush followed him....BO pinned him and had him tapped...it takes years for that stuff sometimes

172 austin_blue  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:27:54pm

re: #166 albusteve

not all untrue...our presence in Astan never waned...regardless of this oft used quote, the hunt for OBL never stopped...the military thrust moved to Iraq, but the hunt for OBL continued

Yes, but it was back-burnered in 2002. Iraq became the priority. The CIA was tasked with connecting Hussein to terrorism (It's a slam dunk!). And the invasion was on.

Derp..

Not so much of a slam dunk, eh? And the idiot who made the statement was given a Presidential Medal of Freedom. ((Heckuva job, Brownie! in another context.)) Toss a trillion dollars down the memory hole along with the lives of our troops. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

173 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:31:42pm

re: #164 jvic

You'll handle what you have to handle.

Right Now, deal with Right Now. . . .

ausador, friends of mine have dealt with chemical dependencies. It looked to me like they'd permanently impaired their prospects, but things haven't turned out that way for them.

They tell me that dealing with the issue has been like getting drafted. You think you'll never get out of the bleepin' Army. Then one day you're walking off post with your separation papers.

One day you realize you have your life back.

My friends would probably agree with ggt's advice. (They say the scariest part was not necessarily going to rehab, but if things continued to deteriorate after they got out. But that phase passes.)

That's not a bad way of describing it.

I liken it to finally deciding to be an adult. After a while you look around at people you used to think had it way more together than you did, but didn't make same choice and it's a shock.

I am REALLY glad I decided to try grow up.

174 sagehen  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:32:23pm

re: #53 PhillyPretzel

Remember when the late Carl Sagan ran the entire Russian space program on 2 Apple Computers?

The thousand-pound, multi-million dollar computer that runs Voyager I... has the computing power of one of those credit-card-sized calculators the bank gives away to keep you from stealing their pens. Or the recordable chip in greeting cards.

175 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:33:25pm

re: #174 sagehen

The thousand-pound, multi-million dollar computer that runs Voyager I... has the computing power of one of those credit-card-sized calculators the bank gives away to keep you from stealing their pens. Or the recordable chip in greeting cards.

I know!

176 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:35:11pm

re: #172 austin_blue

Yes, but it was back-burnered in 2002. Iraq became the priority. The CIA was tasked with connecting Hussein to terrorism (It's a slam dunk!). And the invasion was on.

Derp..

Not so much of a slam dunk, eh? And the idiot who made the statement was given a Presidential Medal of Freedom. ((Heckuva job, Brownie! in another context.)) Toss a trillion dollars down the memory hole along with the lives of our troops. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

I'm not happy with a lot that's gone down since 9/11...but to hand all the credit to taking down OBL to BO is naive in the extreme...it's not as complicated as you are trying to make it with this dropped the ball meme and resources spent...it probably took 10-20 CIA people to find and keep tabs on OBL and all the leads across almost ten years...it never stopped and even more money would not be needed...the CIA has all the money/firepower it wants

177 Tiny Alien Kitties are Watching You  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:35:37pm

re: #174 sagehen

The thousand-pound, multi-million dollar computer that runs Voyager I... has the computing power of one of those credit-card-sized calculators the bank gives away to keep you from stealing their pens. Or the recordable chip in greeting cards.

So your saying that the aliens will not be impressed when they intercept it?

//

178 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:40:15pm

Who'd a thunk it. Women's groups are making a difference in Malaysia.

Wish they'd step up there efforts here. . . .

179 justaminute  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:40:21pm

re: #38 prairiefire

My daughter is a born and bred liberal, buy she's not happy about the shuttle program ending. The one thing she's upset with Obama about!
I told her to wait and see what happens in the private sector. She has more faith in the government!!!

My son is a pilot in the Navy and he said the private sector is starting to reach out to them as potential pilots in their space program. In fact he was just talking about it a couple of days ago. He said it was very exciting reading their proposals. He said of course it is every Navy pilots dream is to be an astronaut but the private groups are offering some potentially exciting opportunities.

180 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:40:41pm

re: #177 ausador

So your saying that the aliens will not be impressed when they intercept it?

//

THey'll breed with it and create a new "bald" life-form.

181 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:41:34pm

re: #179 justaminute

My son is a pilot in the Navy and he said the private sector is starting to reach out to them as potential pilots in their space program. In fact he was just talking about it a couple of days ago. He said it was very exciting reading their proposals. He said of course it is every Navy pilots dream is to be an astronaut but the private groups are offering some potentially exciting opportunities.

very kewl!

Can I go?????

182 dell*nix  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:42:17pm

re: #171 albusteve

Sometimes backing off of the hot pursuit lets the subject slack off and make dumb mistakes.

As they do in the Honorverse, passive sensors can give you the edge of surprise.

183 Only The Lurker Knows  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:42:46pm

Night Lizards. May The Deity Of Your Choice Smile Down Upon You. Or Not.

184 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:44:06pm

re: #181 ggt

very kewl!

Can I go???

you have to pas the rolly coaster test first...
[Link: blog.ratestogo.com...]

185 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:46:09pm

re: #184 albusteve

you have to pas the rolly coaster test first...
[Link: blog.ratestogo.com...]

My joints would never take the G-forces and considering they won't have that worked-out for passengers in my life-time, I doubt I'll get to go. I don't think we have enough points saved-up anyway.

But, I can dream, can't I?

186 justaminute  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:46:17pm

re: #181 ggt

very kewl!

Can I go???

Well, I'll let him know. But he owes the Navy 8 more years, so I don't think he'll be going anytime soon.

187 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:46:55pm

re: #182 dell*nix

Sometimes backing off of the hot pursuit lets the subject slack off and make dumb mistakes.

As they do in the Honorverse, passive sensors can give you the edge of surprise.

OBL was retired more or less...got soft and ended up chum...he became static after years of displacement...you are right

188 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:48:06pm

re: #185 ggt

My joints would never take the G-forces and considering they won't have that worked-out for passengers in my life-time, I doubt I'll get to go. I don't think we have enough points saved-up anyway.

But, I can dream, can't I?

of course...how can dreams come true otherwise?

189 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:49:43pm

re: #188 albusteve

of course...how can dreams come true otherwise?

Temporal and/or spatial quantum entanglement might be used for travel in my life-time, then I won't have to worry about g-forces!

That is, if the Cat Overlord approves . . .

190 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:52:08pm

re: #128 albusteve

Utah has world class skiing and great erosion...what more do you want?...if you limit your travel to places where people think like you, you'd never leave the farm

I don't ski.

191 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:54:14pm

re: #153 ggt

Kinda give the impression he's not a sekrit mooslum doesn't it.

Maybe he's a sekrit Shiite.

192 albusteve  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:56:23pm

re: #190 SanFranciscoZionist

I don't ski.

I bet you loved Zion tho

193 SanFranciscoZionist  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:58:59pm

re: #170 jaunte

It seems unfair to single out Pastafarians in this way.

Blessed are those who have been touched by his noodly appendage.

194 OhCrapIHaveACrushOnSarahPalin  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 8:59:16pm

re: #161 albusteve

warning!
blues...hardcore stuff
Joe B

[Video]

This is out of control

195 austin_blue  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 9:07:52pm

re: #176 albusteve

I'm not happy with a lot that's gone down since 9/11...but to hand all the credit to taking down OBL to BO is naive in the extreme...it's not as complicated as you are trying to make it with this dropped the ball meme and resources spent...it probably took 10-20 CIA people to find and keep tabs on OBL and all the leads across almost ten years...it never stopped and even more money would not be needed...the CIA has all the money/firepower it wants

Well, I think that is just naive. Putting the full assets of the CIA on a problem, as Obama ordered, rather than just giving it short shrift, as the Bush admin did starting in 2002, is the difference between killing the motherfucker and treating him as "a person who has now been marginalized." as Bush said in '02. You may think there is no difference, but I suggest that you are dead wrong.

And not giving Obama the credit for the direction that the CIA was told to take is also dead wrong. Cards bark, as they say in poker. OBL is dead, and the Obama admin got him, after the Bush admin dropped the ball. QED.
Bang!

196 austin_blue  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 9:11:46pm

re: #186 justaminute

Well, I'll let him know. But he owes the Navy 8 more years, so I don't think he'll be going anytime soon.

When I went to flight school in the late 70's, I owed the Air Force five.

197 Gretchen G.Tiger  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 9:28:59pm

NIght all!

198 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 9:34:26pm

Getting here late as usual.
I am goggle-eyed at the fantastic menagerie of crazies with whom Rick Perry is openly associating himself. These aren't just Evangelical cranks, some of them are so far out there they are regarded as cranks even in the Evangelical crank world. It is alarming that he even thinks he can get away with this, as though it is obvious that sex with demons and magical bird kills are just run of the mill hypotheses in public discourse these days.
Perry himself is not an Evangelical crank. Like the cranks themselves, especially the radical theocrats like David Barton, his real purpose is to attach divine authority to his 100% pro-business economic policy and the continued concentration of wealth at the top in this country.

199 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 9:40:15pm

One ray of hope: Democrat strategists and media planners will feast on Perry's liver if he actually wins the nomination, or even if he manages to coerce Romney into giving him the second spot. The little known cranks from the stadium prayer meeting will become famous as national; indeed, global; laughingstocks. Otherwise politically illiterate teenagers will know "dead bird lady" and "demon sex guy" on sight.

200 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 9:43:25pm

re: #182 dell*nix

Sometimes backing off of the hot pursuit lets the subject slack off and make dumb mistakes.

As they do in the Honorverse, passive sensors can give you the edge of surprise.

Yeah but good missiles to blast the hell out of the enemy don't hurt either.

201 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 9:46:03pm

re: #199 Shiplord Kirel

One ray of hope: Democrat strategists and media planners will feast on Perry's liver if he actually wins the nomination, or even if he manages to coerce Romney into giving him the second spot. The little known cranks from the stadium prayer meeting will become famous as national; indeed, global; laughingstocks. Otherwise politically illiterate teenagers will know "dead bird lady" and "demon sex guy" on sight.

Actually, I think Perry could survive in the VP slot and it would be salable as a pro-growth ticket. Just go with a pro-growth message and leave out the culture war. Hammer Obama on "Money and Jobs" first, last, and all the time.

202 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 9:50:31pm

re: #201 Dark_Falcon

Actually, I think Perry could survive in the VP slot and it would be salable as a pro-growth ticket. Just go with a pro-growth message and leave out the culture war. Hammer Obama on "Money and Jobs" first, last, and all the time.

Which will likely be met with "Where are the jobs that you (the GOP) ran on back in 2010?"

203 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 9:58:58pm

re: #202 Targetpractice, Worst of Both Worlds

Which will likely be met with "Where are the jobs that you (the GOP) ran on back in 2010?"

To which the response is "We worked to enact pro-growth policies but the second dip of the Obama Recession prevented jobs growth," We can play this game for a good long while thereafter, but I think that the Dems will come out the worse in the end. Of course, I'm a Republican, so I would say that.

204 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 10:02:25pm

re: #203 Dark_Falcon

To which the response is "We worked to enact pro-growth policies but the second dip of the Obama Recession prevented jobs growth," We can play this game for a good long while thereafter, but I think that the Dems will come out the worse in the end. Of course, I'm a Republican, so I would say that.

Oh, this I gotta here. Do tell, what "pro-growth" policies have they tried to enact since taking the House.

205 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 10:08:09pm

re: #201 Dark_Falcon

Actually, I think Perry could survive in the VP slot and it would be salable as a pro-growth ticket. Just go with a pro-growth message and leave out the culture war. Hammer Obama on "Money and Jobs" first, last, and all the time.

No matter how the economic debate goes, the Democrats will have no trouble portraying Perry as either a lunatic or a cynical opportunist consorting with lunatics. A GOP decision to "leave out the culture war" will not oblige the Democrats to do the same.

206 goddamnedfrank  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 10:08:09pm

re: #203 Dark_Falcon

To which the response is "We worked to enact pro-growth policies but the second dip of the Obama Recession prevented jobs growth," We can play this game for a good long while thereafter, but I think that the Dems will come out the worse in the end. Of course, I'm a Republican, so I would say that.

Right, the Obama recession that started under Bush, and what "pro growth" policies? It was a lack of financial and lending industry oversight that caused the Bush recession, caused by deregulation, Republicans are all about deregulation.

207 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 10:12:42pm

re: #206 goddamnedfrank

Right, the Obama recession that started under Bush, and what "pro growth" policies? It was a lack of financial and lending industry oversight that caused the Bush recession, caused by deregulation, Republicans are all about deregulation.

Gramm–Leach–Bliley Act, 1999

208 dell*nix  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 10:19:22pm

re: #200 Dark_Falcon

Excellent pent aids helps tremendously also. Too bad the radical right is so anti science.

209 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 10:22:46pm

re: #208 dell*nix

Excellent pent aids helps tremendously also. Too bad the radical right is so anti science.

Most are pro-defense, though. How the two get reconciled in their minds is something I don't understand.

210 Targetpractice  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 10:28:14pm

re: #209 Dark_Falcon

Most are pro-defense, though. How the two get reconciled in their minds is something I don't understand.

Generally, they're against any science that challenges their religious preconceptions. On the other hand, science that goes towards better bombs, guns, or missiles, they're totally for. Tell them that their tax dollars are going towards space telescopes that will better help us understand the beginnings of the universe and they'll balk at the cost. But tell them that same money's going to better GPS satellites for the military and they'll gladly sign on the dotted line.

211 Dark_Falcon  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 10:29:28pm

Good night, all.

212 goddamnedfrank  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 10:32:36pm

re: #209 Dark_Falcon

Most are pro-defense, though. How the two get reconciled in their minds is something I don't understand.

The commonality is obvious, fear. Fear of the unknown, fear of the other, a tendency towards hyper perception of threat and overreacting with defensive posturing.

213 Cheechako  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 10:37:55pm

I can visualize an Obama TV ad for the 2012 election: A corporate jet with a large “Big Business Corporation” logo rolls up to the camera. The door opens and the camera moves inside. Seated in a large, leather chair, surrounded by a bevy of beautiful young ladies, sits a robust, mid-50’s businessman. He’s smoking a large cigar and is sipping a large glass of bourbon. The camera focuses on the businessman and he says “Thanks to all the Republicans in Congress the Big Business Corporation did not have to pay any corporate income taxes this year. With all the taxes we saved on our humongous profits we were able to go out and purchase this great airplane. And the best part is we can also deduct the planes cost and operating costs on next year’s taxes. THANK YOU REPUBLICANS!”

214 laZardo  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 10:40:24pm

re: #213 Cheechako

I can visualize an Obama TV ad for the 2012 election: A corporate jet with a large “Big Business Corporation” logo rolls up to the camera. The door opens and the camera moves inside. Seated in a large, leather chair, surrounded by a bevy of beautiful young ladies, sits a robust, mid-50’s businessman. He’s smoking a large cigar and is sipping a large glass of bourbon.

The Republicans already call dibs.

215 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 11:11:21pm

re: #105 ausador

Best of luck to you!

216 Dancing along the light of day  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 11:12:26pm

re: #113 Varek Raith

[Video]

HEH!
//sorta...

217 simoom  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 11:46:56pm

Sen. Lindsey Graham:

[Link: www.politico.com...]

“Our problem is we made a big deal about this for three months. How many Republicans have been on TV saying, ‘I’m not going to raise the debt limit.’ You know, Mitch [McConnell] says, ‘I’m not going to raise the debt limit unless we talk about Medicare.’ And I’ve said I’m not going to raise the debt limit until we do something about spending and entitlements.’ So we’ve got nobody to blame but ourselves,” Graham told reporters after a GOP caucus lunch.

“We shouldn’t have said that if we didn’t mean it.”

218 Lidane  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 11:47:21pm

re: #209 Dark_Falcon

Most are pro-defense, though. How the two get reconciled in their minds is something I don't understand.

It's really simple:

Teaching kids about evolution or about the origin of the universe = bad

Science and technology that allows us to blow up brown people and dirty foreigners more efficiently = good

219 laZardo  Wed, Jul 13, 2011 11:48:45pm

re: #218 Lidane

It's really simple:

Teaching kids about evolution or about the origin of the universe = bad

Science and technology that allows us to blow up brown people and dirty foreigners more efficiently = good

Explains how the space program really took off. Gotta spite those godless commie pinkos somehow.

220 Lidane  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 12:04:27am

re: #201 Dark_Falcon

Actually, I think Perry could survive in the VP slot and it would be salable as a pro-growth ticket.

Pro-growth in what? Debt? Perry's real good at it:

Despite Perry’s Tough Budget Talk, Texas’ Debt Growing Faster Than The Nation’s

From 2001 to 2010, state debt alone grew from $13.4 billion to $37.8 billion, according to the Texas Bond Review Board. That’s an increase of 281 percent. Over the same time, the national debt rose almost 234 percent. [...]

Still, the trend is undeniable. While Texas lawmakers have refused to raise taxes — and often criticize Washington for borrowing and spending — the state has been paying for much of its expansion with borrowed money.

And that's with a Republican governor, a Republican lieutenant governor, and a Republican super-majority in the legislature. None of this can be laid at the feet of the Dems, since they're either useless or indistinguishable from the freaks in the Texas GOP.

What "pro-growth" policies?

221 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 12:30:54am

Good afternoon Lizards... oh wait.

Well, it's afternoon here at least. :)

Day 2 in Kuala Lumpur and the spicy food fest continues. Fried Nyonya Mee and Horfun (curry laksa) for breakfast. Rain today and hot and humid - about the same as Philly was when I left.

222 Alexzander  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 1:05:38am

Evening/late night/morning/ mid day everyone! Or those still awake.

223 Feline Emperor of the Conservative Waste  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 1:11:24am

Lazy (and hot) afternoon time here. Got some free time while my brother visits the university here. So I'm reading comments and enjoying an air conditioned room.

224 AK-47%  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 1:21:28am

What, me worry? Not about defaulting:

[Link: www.newsmax.com...]

225 AK-47%  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 1:39:23am

re: #220 Lidane

What "pro-growth" policies?

Cutting taxes is "pro-growth" in these people's minds.

226 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 2:24:56am

Morning Honcos.

227 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 2:33:59am
228 laZardo  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 2:35:43am

From the Onion vid's ticker:


Popular candidate running on conservative family values, pro-gun, pro-religion, anti-gay platform outed as Islamic terrorist

...The line between satire and reality is searingly thin.

229 prairiefire  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 2:39:45am

Morning. lizards. Gotta catch a plane.

230 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 2:42:01am

re: #229 prairiefire

Morning. lizards. Gotta catch a plane.

By all means. Have a few drinks to get you in the mood for the TSA feel-up.
///

231 prairiefire  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 2:47:23am

re: #230 Cannadian Club Akbar

Shuffling the kids through TSA is always interesting. "Go through, just go through the machine!" I think they think they will shrink or something.

232 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 2:48:37am

re: #231 prairiefire

Shuffling the kids through TSA is always interesting. "Go through, just go through the machine!" I think they think they will shrink or something.

Just don't yell!!!
[Link: www.tennessean.com...]

233 prairiefire  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 2:52:07am

re: #232 Cannadian Club Akbar

lol

234 researchok  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 3:14:33am

Morning, all

235 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 3:16:44am
236 AK-47%  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 3:20:24am

re: #235 Cannadian Club Akbar

just preparing for a career in politics...

237 researchok  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 3:20:39am

re: #235 Cannadian Club Akbar

Wonder if he'll try the "That bitch set me up" defence.

Or, the 'All in the Family' defense

238 laZardo  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 3:23:38am

re: #231 prairiefire

Shuffling the kids through TSA is always interesting. "Go through, just go through the machine!" I think they think they will shrink or something.

I was in Seoul Gimpo for a stopover waaay back when I was just 5, and I always figured the red and green lights of a scanner for race signal lights. Stop and go~

...

I blame MarioKart.

239 laZardo  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 3:26:17am

re: #238 laZardo

I was in Seoul Gimpo for a stopover waaay back when I was just 5, and I always figured the red and green lights of a scanner for race signal lights.

PIMF, not like I've been doing it since... >_>

240 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 3:28:13am

This is too funny...
[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com...]

241 Obdicut  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 3:32:38am

re: #240 Cannadian Club Akbar

Heh. "Racism".

That's funny.

242 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 3:34:53am

re: #241 Obdicut

Heh. "Racism".

That's funny.

I like the "she's blind" answer. And the shaded graph made to look like a pole dancer.

243 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 3:38:50am

re: #240 Cannadian Club Akbar

#11. "My penis in a goat." HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

244 AK-47%  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 3:46:13am

re: #243 Cannadian Club Akbar

#11. "My penis in a goat." HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Or do you prefer it the other way around?

245 laZardo  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 3:47:21am

re: #240 Cannadian Club Akbar

This is too funny...
[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com...]

"One does not simply walk into Mordor."

A++ for meme usage.

246 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 4:15:43am

When life hands you a lemon, put it in the freezer for a couple of hours then throw it back! That'll teach life not to mess with you again!

247 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 4:17:00am

re: #246 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

When life hands you a lemon, put it in the freezer for a couple of hours then throw it back! That'll teach life not to mess with you again!

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White

248 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 4:20:52am

re: #246 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

re: #247 Cannadian Club Akbar

I guess it is all attitude.

249 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 4:23:06am
250 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 4:27:10am
251 AK-47%  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 4:27:16am

re: #249 Cannadian Club Akbar

And they say that a government default might not be a bad thing after all...

252 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 4:31:52am

re: #250 Cannadian Club Akbar

Imagine the horse's laughter when the guy whipped it out.

253 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 4:32:54am

re: #252 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Imagine the horse's laughter when the guy whipped it out.

"Who ya gonna satisfy with that little thing?"
"My self."
///

254 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 4:41:10am

An official Communist poster on the streets of Moscow.

They've finally lost all pretense of not being Stalinist scum.

Image: picture.jpg

255 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 4:42:57am

re: #254 Sergey Romanov

(The phrase is: so how's living under capitalism, Muscovites?)

256 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 4:44:43am

re: #255 Sergey Romanov

(The phrase is: so how's living under capitalism, Muscovites?)

Is there a big enough of a generation gap to convince younger people that the good ol' days were good?

257 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 4:46:12am

re: #256 Cannadian Club Akbar

The trauma of 1990s coupled with state agitprop (that, thankfully, abated a bit under Medvedev) is enough for that.

258 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 4:46:35am

My English is really teh suck today. Sheesh.

259 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 4:46:52am

re: #256 Cannadian Club Akbar

Is there a big enough of a generation gap to convince younger people that the good ol' days were good?

Sure

Just show replays of the TV game show patterned after the US game show

Who Wants To be A Millionaire

The old USSR version of it was

Who Wants a Loaf of Bread
260 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 4:47:54am

re: #259 sattv4u2

LOL.

PS: we actually have WWTBAM, with the same name, as a franchise.

261 laZardo  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 4:48:11am

Canned bread in Japan.

Yes, they put jailbait anime schoolgirls on it too.

262 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 4:48:41am

re: #253 Cannadian Club Akbar

"Who ya gonna satisfy with that little thing?"
"My self."
///

"What are you doing back there, Willllllbur"
[Link: www.nndb.com...]

263 AK-47%  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 4:53:18am

re: #254 Sergey Romanov

An official Communist poster on the streets of Moscow.

They've finally lost all pretense of not being Stalinist scum.

Image: picture.jpg

I remember running into a demostration in the spring of 1993, there were people holding Ikons and poprtraits of Stalin next to each other. Talk about cognitive dissonance.

They were signing a poetition demanid, among other things, "low prices". I though about trying to eyxplain that their prices were still low, it's just that their wages were even lower, but looked again at Stalin next to the Virgin of Kazan and decided tht it would be pointless or even dangerous to try and argue with these people...

264 laZardo  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 4:55:09am

re: #254 Sergey Romanov

An official Communist poster on the streets of Moscow.

They've finally lost all pretense of not being Stalinist scum.

Image: picture.jpg

Mr. Baldy does not have the requisite Motherland Mustache. This sign fails at broadcasting its message.

/the goatee is a bonus.

265 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 4:57:07am

re: #263 ralphieboy

I remember running into a demostration in the spring of 1993, there were people holding Ikons and poprtraits of Stalin next to each other. Talk about cognitive dissonance.

Eh, you've seen nuthin'.

A real fresco from a Church:

[Link: pics.livejournal.com...]

Then this:

[Link: pics.livejournal.com...]
[Link: pics.livejournal.com...]

There's much more, but you get the point.

266 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 4:58:11am

re: #264 laZardo

Mr. Baldy does not have the requisite Motherland Mustache. This sign fails at broadcasting its message.

/the goatee is a bonus.

Stalin did look like he was trying to snort a squirrel.

267 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:01:09am

re: #254 Sergey Romanov

Guy kind of looks like Limbaugh, put a cigar in his right hand and ... BAM!

268 laZardo  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:01:15am

re: #265 Sergey Romanov

re: #266 Cannadian Club Akbar

All the cool kids are doing it.

269 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:01:28am

Then, of course, there are the icons of Grigorij Rasputin and Ivan the Terrible, which are much more numerous and serious than anything with JS.

Image: St.Grigoriy.Rasputin.jpg
Image: rasputin135.jpg
Image: 243580.jpg
Image: 002b.jpg

Image: Vkladka_140x140.jpg
Image: Vkladka_140x140.jpg
Image: grozny.jpg

270 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:01:43am

re: #267 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Oops! Left hand.

271 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:02:07am

re: #268 laZardo

re: #266 Cannadian Club Akbar

All the cool kids are doing it.

Is that a pole dancer on his shirt? WTF?

272 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:02:57am

re: #269 Sergey Romanov

What was Rasputin's miracle to be listed as a Saint?

Impossible to kill?

273 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:03:39am

re: #268 laZardo

You might be cool; but you'll never be "seven popped collars" cool.

274 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:03:55am

re: #272 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Who knows, the cult is among ultra-fundies, it's not official.

275 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:04:26am

re: #272 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

What was Rasputin's miracle to be listed as a Saint?

Impossible to kill?

Oh, actually it's obvious - he's a martyr.

276 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:07:39am

re: #275 Sergey Romanov

Just read his Wiki... you were right the first time.

277 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:10:05am

For the lovers of the weird:

Weird icons:

[Link: www.dubus.by...]

278 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:11:35am

re: #269 Sergey Romanov

Ivan the Terrible

Poor kid never had a choice, parents having given him that name!!
//

279 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:12:22am

re: #277 Sergey Romanov

For the lovers of the weird:

Weird icons:

[Link: www.dubus.by...]

[Link: www.dubus.by...]
WTF?

280 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:12:26am

Jesus' cry about the murdered infants (anti-abortion icon):

[Link: www.dubus.by...]

Saint Andrej Yushchinskij (see the Beilis case):

[Link: www.dubus.by...]

The Beslan martyrs:

[Link: www.dubus.by...]

The Chernobyl Mother of God:

[Link: www.dubus.by...]

The Chernobyl Savior:

[Link: www.dubus.by...]

Hitler:

[Link: www.dubus.by...]

281 laZardo  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:12:42am

re: #277 Sergey Romanov

For the lovers of the weird:

Weird icons:

[Link: www.dubus.by...]

Okay, this one has to be either photoshopped or just for kicks.

282 laZardo  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:12:59am

re: #279 Cannadian Club Akbar

re: #280 Sergey Romanov

DOUBLE NINJA'D.

283 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:13:46am

re: #279 Cannadian Club Akbar

re: #281 laZardo

They say everyone has a twin somewhere in the world!

284 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:13:50am

re: #281 laZardo

I think it's from a small sect of "Istinno Pravoslavnaya Tserkov'", "The True Orthodox Church", who are Hitler-lovers.

285 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:17:51am

re: #284 Sergey Romanov

I think it's from a small sect of "Istinno Pravoslavnaya Tserkov'", "The True Orthodox Church", who are Hitler-lovers.

(Run by this guy.)

286 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:20:29am

re: #265 Sergey Romanov

Eh, you've seen nuthin'.

A real fresco from a Church:

[Link: pics.livejournal.com...]

Then this:

[Link: pics.livejournal.com...]
[Link: pics.livejournal.com...]

There's much more, but you get the point.

Yikes. Bunch of academic theses to be scribbled there.

287 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:22:32am

re: #285 Sergey Romanov

(Run by this guy.)

He must be rich, carrying his polo stick for the photo!

288 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:24:19am

re: #280 Sergey Romanov

The Chernobyl workers deserves theirs.

289 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:24:23am

re: #287 sattv4u2

He must be rich, carrying his polo stick for the photo!

Hey, it's 2011. You can ask him at his blog.

290 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:24:51am

bbl

291 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:25:36am

re: #289 Sergey Romanov

Hey, it's 2011. You can ask him at his blog.

How do you spell "douchebag" in Russian?

292 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:25:49am

re: #284 Sergey Romanov

I think it's from a small sect of "Istinno Pravoslavnaya Tserkov'", "The True Orthodox Church", who are Hitler-lovers.

I hate Moscow Nazis. Even now, how do they dare walk down the street?

293 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:27:01am

re: #291 Cannadian Club Akbar

How do you spell "douchebag" in Russian?

Oooh, so many ways...

294 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:28:15am

What do you do when a Good Samaritan stops in to save your kids who are locked in a hot car with the windows up? Beat her senseless, of course.

Some people are beyond comprehension.

295 BongCrodny  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:31:03am

re: #291 Cannadian Club Akbar

How do you spell "douchebag" in Russian?


P-u-t-i-n.

296 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:33:31am

re: #294 thedopefishlives

What do you do when a Good Samaritan stops in to save your kids who are locked in a hot car with the windows up? Beat her senseless, of course.

Some people are beyond comprehension.

Me thinks the judge is gonna drop the hammer when the time comes.

297 laZardo  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:37:50am

re: #294 thedopefishlives

What do you do when a Good Samaritan stops in to save your kids who are locked in a hot car with the windows up? Beat her senseless, of course.

Some people are beyond comprehension.

No good deed goes unpunished!

298 laZardo  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:39:13am

re: #289 Sergey Romanov

Hey, it's 2011. You can ask him at his blog.

He has a LiveJournal!

299 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:40:28am

re: #298 laZardo

In Russia it's the blogosphere.

300 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:43:21am

re: #299 Sergey Romanov

In Russia it's the blogosphere.

In Soviet Russia, sphere blogs YOU!!

/ducks

301 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:44:33am

re: #294 thedopefishlives

What do you do when a Good Samaritan stops in to save your kids who are locked in a hot car with the windows up? Beat her senseless, of course.

Some people are beyond comprehension.

"And they would have stayed in the car if it weren't for that meddling Kroger shopper."

302 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:45:41am

For what might be the first time, I'm kind of torn about the soccer game (Solo) on Sunday.

The Japanese sure need something to smile about.

303 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:48:00am

re: #294 thedopefishlives

What do you do when a Good Samaritan stops in to save your kids who are locked in a hot car with the windows up? Beat her senseless, of course.

Some people are beyond comprehension.

I'm thinking of carrying a crowbar around whenever I go shopping, just in case I see some kids or pets locked inside a hot car. Because every second counts.

304 Obdicut  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:54:31am

re: #303 Alouette

Check this out for a story that'll make you spit:

[Link: www.courthousenews.com...]

A federal judge refused to toss state-law claims against a condominium that allegedly took down a Jewish woman's mezuzah on several occasions, with the final insult coming while she was attending the funeral of her late husband.

At least the judge is holding their feet to the fire on it.

305 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:56:15am

Meanwhile Israeli right-wingers are flirting with Euro-Nationalists again. And now those are a bit more radical than Wilders.

[Link: izrus.co.il...]
Google translate (because I'm lazy):

Since last week, in Israel there is a group of moderate Russian nationalists in Russia, arrived here at the invitation of a religious-right bloc "Ihud ha-Leumi" ("National Unity"). The leaders of an interregional public association of the National Democratic Alliance (established in March 2010) made several trips to the Holy Land, visited the Knesset, and the memorial complex "Yad Vashem". Following the visit, co-chairman of the movement Ilya Lazarenko came to the conclusion that the Russian nationalists and right-wing Zionists have much in common. "We are very much in common, and first of all - rejection of violent Islamism, which is a threat to civilization - he said the portal IzRus . - We also have some ideological overlap associated with the objectives of nation-building and its operation. "

Lazarenko, of course, is the infamouse founder of the "Nav' society", author of the "Book of Nav'": [Link: ru.wikipedia.org...]

It is defined in wiki as a "racist ariosophic Gnostic-neo-Pagan organization which calls for the "rebirth of the Russian people as a part of the Aryan nations of the white race"". The organization "copies several elements of the KKK symbolics - gowns, pointy hats - but are very hostile to Abrahamic religions". Acc. to [Link: religio.ru...] Lazarenko called the society "the Russian KKK".

In an interview with Moscow News Lazarenko explained why the org was founded on April 20: "... astrological situation. It's just a coincidence. Although we have nothing against Hitler. He was a good man, loved animals, children and his people".

306 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:57:56am

re: #304 Obdicut

Check this out for a story that'll make you spit:

[Link: www.courthousenews.com...]

At least the judge is holding their feet to the fire on it.

Just another reason to never live anywhere that HOA and Condo control freaks have power.

307 Obdicut  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:58:21am

re: #305 Sergey Romanov

Ugh. I will never understand Jews that are so far gone on the right-wing that they embrace Nazis. It's just fucking asinine.

308 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:59:07am

re: #307 Obdicut

They will probably say that it's all in the past, so it doesn't matter.

309 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 5:59:38am

re: #304 Obdicut

Vun can not allow such tdradeeshuns, mien herr. Vat eez theez 'meetsva' you must fullfill, hmmm?

310 Obdicut  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:00:55am

re: #306 Alouette

Just another reason to never live anywhere that HOA and Condo control freaks have power.

Or in a town, for that matter-- here's some anti-Muslim fuckery:

[Link: www.courthousenews.com...]

A federal judge refused to exclude evidence in a lawsuit against an Atlanta suburb that allegedly used rezoning to prevent an Islamic organization from building a larger worship center.
In its federal complaint, the A.G.A. Islamic Organization claimed that Lilburn, Ga., officials repeatedly rejected its application for an expanded Islamic center, despite A.G.A.'s efforts to comply with the city's zoning ordinance.
In 2008, when A.G.A. first applied to expand its worship center onto a nearby property, the city informed the organization that the 3.5-acre lot, which was partially zoned as residential, needed to be rezoned for A.G.A.'s intended use.
Shortly thereafter, A.G.A. claims, the city amended its zoning ordinance to require a 5-acre minimum lot size for religious institutions in districts such as the one A.G.A. sought. The organization canceled its original contract and found a larger property for its expansion plan. Since the new property was zoned as residential, A.G.A. asked the city to rezone it and applied for a special-use permit to build larger facilities, including a gymnasium and a cemetery, according to the complaint.
In November 2009, the city denied A.G.A.'s applications.
Six months after A.G.A. filed its federal lawsuit, the city repealed the 5-acre requirement and amended the zoning ordinance, banning a cemetery within walking distance of A.G.A.'s Islamic Center. In response, A.G.A. submitted a revised plan for a religious facility on a smaller property, without a gym and a cemetery. However, the city once again rejected the amended application.

This is one reason why black churches are often in the middle of nowhere; the white-controlled zoning committees made sure of it.

311 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:02:17am

re: #303 Alouette

I'm thinking of carrying a crowbar around whenever I go shopping, just in case I see some kids or pets locked inside a hot car. Because every second counts.

If you make much more than a scratch with your diamond ring, the safety glass goes away without much resistance to a blow.

312 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:02:54am

re: #310 Obdicut

This is one reason why black churches are often in the middle of nowhere; the white-controlled zoning committees made sure of it.

Now? It seems that all inner-city vacant grocery stores have been converted to Houses of Worship

313 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:03:00am

Here's a guy from among those "National Democrats" announcing the Ichud-NDA alliance - [Link: igni-ss.livejournal.com...]

From the comments: "It's long past time for Russians and Jews to unite against the common enemy.".

314 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:03:28am

Right now I am pissed! I went out yesterday and bought new shoes at Rockport, which I think look perfectly professional, spent $84, and HR says they are still unacceptable because they "look like tennis shoes."

WTF!! If a man wore these shoes they would be totally professional.

I can't wear high heels or dress flats because of my arthritis.

Now I have to call my dr.'s office and have them fax a note to HR to allow me to wear these shoes.

I have never had any corporate dress code issues, EVER, not even when I worked for EDS 20 years ago.

315 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:04:29am

re: #314 Alouette

I swear, I have a pair almost exactly like those.

316 Fat Bastard Vegetarian  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:05:12am

re: #314 Alouette

I'm guessing HRP was not the easiest guy to work for. I am impress.

317 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:05:14am

re: #314 Alouette

Get these. If they give you shit, kick them to sleep.
Image: 5790_womens-drmartens-boot1460_119_detail.jpg

318 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:06:31am

re: #317 Cannadian Club Akbar

Get these. If they give you shit, kick them to sleep.
Image: 5790_womens-drmartens-boot1460_119_detail.jpg

I actually have a pair of Doc Martens which I bought for the ankle support but they are way too hot to wear in the summertime.

319 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:07:04am

re: #314 Alouette

HR drones are a notoriously difficult lot to work with. They combine the worst aspects of grammar Nazis and forum trolls. It takes a certain mindset to thrive in a typical corporate HR department, and I can't even begin to comprehend it.

320 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:08:07am

re: #314 Alouette

Right now I am pissed! I went out yesterday and bought new shoes at Rockport, which I think look perfectly professional, spent $84, and HR says they are still unacceptable because they "look like tennis shoes."

WTF!! If a man wore these shoes they would be totally professional.

I can't wear high heels or dress flats because of my arthritis.

Now I have to call my dr.'s office and have them fax a note to HR to allow me to wear these shoes.

I have never had any corporate dress code issues, EVER, not even when I worked for EDS 20 years ago.

I don't know if it exists in 'private' business, but there is a meme among government workers: "The Little Old Lady in Tennis Shoes". It refers, mildly dismissively, to a super-competent gatekeeper bureaucrat who is powerful enough to dress a little weird.

321 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:10:13am

re: #319 thedopefishlives

HR drones are a notoriously difficult lot to work with. They combine the worst aspects of grammar Nazis and forum trolls. It takes a certain mindset to thrive in a typical corporate HR department, and I can't even begin to comprehend it.

I worked for a company (heavy equipment) that had a guy they needed to fire but didn't want to because he was there from day 1. They made him HR guy. He wrote a memo to a guy I worked directly with. So we graded it. FAIL!! Heh.

322 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:14:07am

re: #319 thedopefishlives

HR drones are a notoriously difficult lot to work with. They combine the worst aspects of grammar Nazis and forum trolls. It takes a certain mindset to thrive in a typical corporate HR department, and I can't even begin to comprehend it.

I could understand if this was a safety issue of wearing inappropriate footwear on a plant floor, but I am in cubicle land. I sometimes attend meetings where high-level executives are present, so I guess that crocs do not present the "image" that they would like to project, but the Rockports should be perfectly acceptable under the circumstances especially since a man would totally be allowed to wear them.

323 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:17:01am

When I worked at EDS they didn't allow us to participate in "casual Fridays" even though the GM workers all wore jeans. Women were not allowed to wear slacks, not even pantsuits.

OK I just called the dr's office and they are faxing a note.

324 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:18:35am

re: #305 Sergey Romanov

An old academic Eng-lang source on Lazarenko and Nav, though it doesn't touch on all aspects:

[Link: books.google.com...]

And by the same researcher: [Link: wwrn.org...]

325 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:18:39am

Women are not allowed to wear hats or scarves. I suppose that a Muslim woman could challenge that, but I have not seen any Muslim ladies in this building.

326 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:18:51am

re: #323 Alouette

When I worked at EDS they didn't allow us to participate in "casual Fridays" even though the GM workers all wore jeans. Women were not allowed to wear slacks, not even pantsuits.

OK I just called the dr's office and they are faxing a note.

I never understood the whole "separate dress codes for men and women" idea. Women look perfectly professional wearing pantsuits or dress slacks, the same as men do. Unless your idea is to turn a woman into an object for a male-dominated office to leer at, in which case, there should be sexual harassment lawsuits all around.

327 AK-47%  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:21:01am

re: #303 Alouette

I'm thinking of carrying a crowbar around whenever I go shopping, just in case I see some kids or pets locked inside a hot car. Because every second counts.

And you will need to defend yourself against the parents when they see what you have done their precious windshield...

328 Obdicut  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:21:05am

re: #312 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

Now? It seems that all inner-city vacant grocery stores have been converted to Houses of Worship

Heh. No, I meant the old, established black churches, the kind the yahoos like to try to burn down.

329 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:22:07am

re: #327 ralphieboy

And you will need to defend yourself against the parents when they see what you have done their precious windshield...

Windshields are tough. Always go for a side window.

330 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:22:12am

re: #316 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I'm guessing HRP was not the easiest guy to work for. I am impress.

I went to work for EDS the year after HRP sold to GM. There was a lot of friction between EDS and GM, and all the GM IT workers were forced to join EDS which means they lost all the seniority they had accrued at GM. Some renegades attempted to join the UAW! After Y2K, EDS was moving ops offshore.

331 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:22:16am

re: #327 ralphieboy

And you will need to defend yourself against the parents when they see what you have done their precious windshield...

Not if you tell the nice 911 operator what you're about to do.

332 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:23:24am

re: #329 Cannadian Club Akbar

Windshields are tough. Always go for a side window.

Yeah, and if you're nice you would go for the smallest, cheapest, flatest glass.

333 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:24:31am

re: #329 Cannadian Club Akbar

Windshields are tough. Always go for a side window.

Also, you wouldn't want to go for the windshield because you'd want to be able to go for the lock so you can get the doors open and get the kids out of the car. Even with a window broken out, the heat retention of a closed-up car is considerable.

334 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:25:15am

I think the HR people are just being dicks. My shoes totally look like men's wingtips. Nobody (except for HR dicks) would look at them and think "tennis shoes" they would think "Oh, she's wearing men's wingtips."

335 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:27:40am

re: #334 Alouette

I think the HR people are just being dicks. My shoes totally look like men's wingtips. Nobody (except for HR dicks) would look at them and think "tennis shoes" they would think "Oh, she's wearing men's wingtips."

You're describing a pretty jacked up management system. Why would HR be talking to an individual employee at all. This is immediate supervisor business, usually the kind done by a joke at the copy machine.

336 BongCrodny  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:29:01am

re: #319 thedopefishlives

HR drones are a notoriously difficult lot to work with. They combine the worst aspects of grammar Nazis and forum trolls. It takes a certain mindset to thrive in a typical corporate HR department, and I can't even begin to comprehend it.


I was laid off from a job about six or seven years ago where they actually brought the "Bad News Guy" from Philly to D.C. to deliver the bad news in person.

It was on a Friday, and they waited until after 4:00 to call me in to deliver the bad news.

At some point in the exit interview I had a flash of realization that BNG was actually enjoying it; I swear I could see a twinkle in his eye when he told me about losing my health insurance.

I've met a few HR professionals in my day that were pretty cool, but those were usually at smaller companies. My rule of thumb is that the bigger the HR department, the bigger the asshole who runs it.

337 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:30:31am

re: #336 BongCrodny

When we had our big round of layoffs last year at my previous company, they actually hired an axe man. I had never heard of such a thing before.

338 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:31:21am

re: #336 BongCrodny

I was laid off from a job about six or seven years ago where they actually brought the "Bad News Guy" from Philly to D.C. to deliver the bad news in person.

It was on a Friday, and they waited until after 4:00 to call me in to deliver the bad news.

At some point in the exit interview I had a flash of realization that BNG was actually enjoying it; I swear I could see a twinkle in his eye when he told me about losing my health insurance.

I've met a few HR professionals in my day that were pretty cool, but those were usually at smaller companies. My rule of thumb is that the bigger the HR department, the bigger the asshole who runs it.

If he was a good Bad News Guy, the interview would end with you comforting him for his distress.

339 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:31:53am

re: #305 Sergey Romanov

From relatively recent comments by Lazarenko in LJ:

[Link: igni-ss.livejournal.com...]

2009-05-06 04:01 pm UTC

No trolling, actually.
That the NSDAP regime was judeophobic is a fact.
That 6 million of specially killed Jews during the Holocaust are a myth - is also a fact.
The method of "proving" the "6 million" is pure hysterics, nothing more. In this myth the ends do not meet.

[Link: ru-gnostik.livejournal.com...]

2007-02-02 10:17 pm UTC
Jews would be smarter if they admitted that 80% of the "Holocaust" are just inventions of the Allied war propaganda. The war propaganda was never "objective". [...]

Being in sound mind, it is difficult to believe that "death camps" were effectively killing Jews up until the 70s, to get to the 6 million victims.

Nowadays even an attempt to get to the bottom of this causes hysterics.

This is Ichud Ha-Leumi's new friend.

340 AK-47%  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:32:30am

My ex-wife described the layoffs at her electronics plant in Scotland in the 1990's: they had a row of taxis waiting outside, employees go the tap, their pink slip, thier severance pay and were escorted out into the waiting cabs.

341 BongCrodny  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:33:59am

re: #335 Decatur Deb

You're describing a pretty jacked up management system. Why would HR be talking to an individual employee at all. This is immediate supervisor business, usually the kind done by a joke at the copy machine.

I forget which job it was, but way back in my idiot days -- okay, my *bigger* idiot days -- somebody taped a piece of paper to the copy machine which read "DO NOT PUT PEN'S ON GLASS."

With one deft stroke of my mighty Flair Pen, I added a "tail" to the apostrophe so that it looked like an I, changing the sign to read....

Aw, you guys can figure it out. :-)

342 darthstar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:34:16am

Mornin' riff-raff.

343 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:34:29am

At my last real job, we got paid on Friday mornings so you could hit the bank at lunch. If you were getting laid off, they'd wait until 4 in the afternoon.

344 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:35:16am

re: #341 BongCrodny

I forget which job it was, but way back in my idiot days -- okay, my *bigger* idiot days -- somebody taped a piece of paper to the copy machine which read "DO NOT PUT PEN'S ON GLASS."

With one deft stroke of my mighty Flair Pen, I added a "tail" to the apostrophe so that it looked like an I, changing the sign to read...

Aw, you guys can figure it out. :-)

Yet someone did, after hours.

345 darthstar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:35:26am

re: #303 Alouette

I'm thinking of carrying a crowbar around whenever I go shopping, just in case I see some kids or pets locked inside a hot car. Because every second counts.

You're not thinking of carrying a crowbar around whenever you go shopping in THOSE shoes, are you?
/

346 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:36:58am

re: #339 Sergey Romanov

Dunno if I should make a page.

347 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:37:44am

re: #343 Cannadian Club Akbar

At my last real job, we got paid on Friday mornings so you could hit the bank at lunch. If you were getting laid off, they'd wait until 4 in the afternoon.

At GE, any separated employee was automatically the Enemy, escorted off the plant by a couple guards. Then again, our plant had a killing (company doc) after a firing.

348 Obdicut  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:38:26am

re: #346 Sergey Romanov

Dunno if I should make a page.

I would. The radicalization of the Israeli right isn't new, but alliances with neo-nazis are.

349 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:38:28am

re: #303 Alouette

Forget a crowbar - too unwieldy.

Go with this instead. It fits on your keychain.

350 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:39:16am

re: #346 Sergey Romanov

Dunno if I should make a page.

I'm finding that pages actually disappear faster than front-page threads. This shit will go on forever, might as well reconcile to repeating yourself forever.

351 BongCrodny  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:40:11am

re: #345 darthstar

You're not thinking of carrying a crowbar around whenever you go shopping in THOSE shoes, are you?
/


Manolo Blahnik crowbars: the perfect accessory.

352 darthstar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:41:24am

re: #351 BongCrodny

Manolo Blahnik crowbars: the perfect accessory.

Well, it is Detroit, so I guess walking around with a crowbar isn't that unusual.
/

353 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:42:13am

Day stuff, BBL

354 darthstar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:43:01am

re: #352 darthstar

Well, it is Detroit, so I guess walking around with a crowbar isn't that unusual.
/

Note: my comment on Detroit is based solely on my familiarity with it from watching Robocop.

355 BongCrodny  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:43:04am

re: #344 Decatur Deb

Yet someone did, after hours.


I doubt there's a copy machine in existence that hasn't had a penis or butt cheeks on it at one time or another.

356 darthstar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:44:28am

re: #355 BongCrodny

I doubt there's a copy machine in existence that hasn't had a penis or butt cheeks on it at one time or another.

I'd do it, but the auto-feed thing scares me.

357 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:45:32am

At NDA's website - [Link: nazdem.info...] - the first item is an interview with A. Galitsky of Arutz Sheva who defends NDA. The second item is Geert Wilders' speech.

358 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:45:50am

re: #355 BongCrodny

I doubt there's a copy machine in existence that hasn't had a penis or butt cheeks on it at one time or another.

When I was going to community college, my friend and I pressed our faces on the copying machine (gross now that I've read your post) and hung up the pic with the words:
"Have you seen these men"?

359 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:47:20am

re: #356 darthstar

Is that what you're calling it these days? /

360 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:47:50am

re: #357 Sergey Romanov

At NDA's website - [Link: nazdem.info...] - the first item is an interview with A. Galitsky of Arutz Sheva who defends NDA. The second item is Geert Wilders' speech.

Uh, sorry that was garbled: an interview of Arutz Sheva with Galitsky (a very kind interview, with the interviewer welcoming NDA in Israel at the end).

361 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:53:36am

Arab League preparing to ask UN to recognize Palestinian state.

What about the Arab League demanding recognition of a Kurdish state in Turkey, Syria, and Iraq? Or demanding that Syria be held accountable for the mass slaughter of Syrians?

Only thing all these regimes can agree upon is that Israel is a wedge issue that keeps all concerned in business as a relief valve and MacGuffin. It's a shiny object that gets tossed out there when things go bad for Arab regimes (and it's always bad economically and socially, so it remains persistent throughout much of the ME).

362 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:57:20am

re: #361 lawhawk

the Arab League

AND they can multi-task!!

Arab League supports Syrian leader, scolds US

[Link: www.boston.com...]

Speaking to reporters in Damascus, Arab League Chief Nabil Elaraby said Assad assured him that “Syria has entered a new era and is now moving on the road of a genuine reform.’

363 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 6:58:22am

re: #362 sattv4u2

the Arab League

AND they can multi-task!!

Arab League supports Syrian leader, scolds US

[Link: www.boston.com...]

Speaking to reporters in Damascus, Arab League Chief Nabil Elaraby said Assad assured him that “Syria has entered a new era and is now moving on the road of a genuine reform.’

I mean,,,as long as Assad "assured" Elaraby,, what could possibly go wrong!!

364 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:00:07am

re: #362 sattv4u2

the Arab League

AND they can multi-task!!

Arab League supports Syrian leader, scolds US

[Link: www.boston.com...]

Speaking to reporters in Damascus, Arab League Chief Nabil Elaraby Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) said Assad assured him that “Syria has entered a new era and is now moving on the road of a genuine reform.’

FTFY

//

365 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:00:49am
366 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:01:42am

Whoa!

Karzai brother service hit by Kandahar suicide bomber

A suicide bomber has killed four people at a memorial service in Kandahar for the assassinated half-brother of Afghan President Hamid Karzai.

Officials say the bomber apparently hid explosives in his turban and detonated them near the entrance of the mosque.

President Karzai was not present at the memorial. Four of his other brothers were but escaped unharmed.

...

367 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:02:38am

...hid explosives in his turban...

Interesting.

368 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:02:57am

I wonder if they found the head.

//

369 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:02:59am

re: #366 Gus 802

Officials say the bomber apparently hid explosives in his turban and detonated them near the entrance of the mosque.

He must have had internet access for the idea!!
[Link: www.pamil-visions.net...]

370 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:03:17am

re: #368 Gus 802

I wonder if they found the head.

//

Yes,,, two provinces away!

371 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:03:54am

re: #370 sattv4u2

Yes,,, two provinces away!

The skull was still intact. Friends say he was rather thick headed.

//

372 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:04:27am

On the Russian Arutz Sheva site:

[Link: www.7kanal.com...]

Aryeh Eldad welcomes NDA delegation in Knesset.

On the photo: on the left is Lazarenko, on the right is Alexey Shiropaev. Shiropaev is known for poems like this (slightly edited Google translation):

Over Moscow - stormy expanse.
Come to life and people, and greenery.
Day is - the birthday of Adolf.
It means - joy in the sky.

Rattled the celestial strings
Continuing flow of rain.
With undiluted bass of Perun
The Führer's name responds.

Führer is with us - neither black bones
Nor the poor product of Hollywood.
He - in the discharge of the air
Which baby-clear, as the Buddha.

He - a breath of spring tillage,
By a triumphant sky washed clean.
He - the zenith of Kolovrat of Salvation
And a jubilant roar of "Messerschmitt".

On Moscow collapsed as a flood
And the baptism of the pagan Spree -
From the volatile mountains of airy Europe,
From the peaks of cloudy Hyperborea.

Zeus strikes the golden aegis,
Without giving cheap warranties.
This name is Spartan - Hitler -
Comes to life under the sun, as antique.

Führer with us! In the glow of a halo,
Shuddering roofs and grounds,
Sun-faced messenger of Olympus,
Who awakened the mystery of the Race.

Führer is alive! Wheel of Helios
Like a tsunami will destroy paranoia.
No, no flocks of geese from Laos -
Returning souls of heroes.

What is left is the shifting pile
From banners, and legions and steel -
Doric world of thunder and sun
From the hot ashes will rise.

(C) Alexey Shiropaev, 2001

373 Obdicut  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:08:00am

re: #372 Sergey Romanov

Kind of weird Israel would even let fuckers like that in.

Oh well, they let Beck in.

374 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:09:38am
375 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:09:48am

re: #372 Sergey Romanov

Shiropaev gives interview to Arutz Sheva after visiting Yad Vashem:

[Link: www.7kanal.com...]

376 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:10:54am

re: #375 Sergey Romanov

Alexey Shiropaev and Ayoob Kara:

[Link: www.7kanal.com...]

377 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:10:57am

Morning all!

How is it going?

378 BongCrodny  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:12:16am

re: #372 Sergey Romanov

On the Russian Arutz Sheva site:

[Link: www.7kanal.com...]

Aryeh Eldad welcomes NDA delegation in Knesset.

On the photo: on the left is Lazarenko, on the right is Alexey Shiropaev. Shiropaev is known for poems like this (slightly edited Google translation):


The only thing worse than reading that poem would be having to listen to it.

379 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:12:31am

re: #376 Sergey Romanov

Alexey Shiropaev and Ayoob Kara:

[Link: www.7kanal.com...]

Am I seeing things or is he all dressed up like a Boer?

380 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:12:59am

re: #375 Sergey Romanov

Interviewer actually asks him about his Hitlerism. A.S. dismisses it as just poetry, says he has grown up since then.

381 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:14:23am

re: #380 Sergey Romanov

Interviewer actually asks him about his Hitlerism. A.S. dismisses it as just poetry, says he has grown up since then.

Engages in a long speech against "Islamism".

382 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:14:38am

re: #365 Cannadian Club Akbar

Does this mean we can make Puerto Rico a state and not mess with the flag?

It's good we have people who pay attention to details . . . .

:0

383 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:16:27am

re: #365 Cannadian Club Akbar

Does this mean we can make Puerto Rico a state and not mess with the flag?

Hey. If we add Texas as a state we can have a nice even number.

No. Wait a minute...

//

384 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:17:21am

Trouble in Camelot!!!

[Link: www.boston.com...]

Kennedys at odds over compound
Plan to give main Hyannis Port house to Senate institute is cause of tension

385 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:17:45am

re: #368 Gus 802

It was mistaken for a buzkashi.

386 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:17:59am

re: #365 Cannadian Club Akbar

Does this mean we can make Puerto Rico a state and not mess with the flag?

Let's give them a state!

387 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:18:35am

re: #386 thedopefishlives

Let's give them a state!

Which one!!!
/

388 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:19:20am

re: #385 lawhawk

It was mistaken for a buzkashi.

That gave me an idea for a movie. The terrorist blows up a bomb and then the neighborhood dog runs off with the terrorist's head. Might need some more work.

//

389 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:20:44am

Guess I won't be going to Burma anytime soon.

390 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:21:30am

re: #373 Obdicut

Kind of weird Israel would even let fuckers like that in.

Oh well, they let Beck in.

Both Beck and Wilders are innocent babies compared to these two.

391 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:21:46am

re: #387 Cannadian Club Akbar

Which one!!!
/

If we can't give them a state, we can give the the next best thing . . .


(movie trivia, anyone know the answer?)

392 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:23:15am

re: #389 ggt

Guess I won't be going to Burma anytime soon.

Why were you looking to go there,,, need a shave!?!?

//

393 BongCrodny  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:23:42am

re: #388 Gus 802

That gave me an idea for a movie. The terrorist blows up a bomb and then the neighborhood dog runs off with the terrorist's head. Might need some more work.

//


Make the dog a double agent.

394 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:24:57am

Iran is further fortifying its nuclear program by moving more centrifuges to secured underground facility near Qom.

395 AK-47%  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:25:27am

re: #365 Cannadian Club Akbar

Does this mean we can make Puerto Rico a state and not mess with the flag?


Just merge the two Dakotas and be shut of the problem for good.

396 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:26:22am

re: #395 ralphieboy

Naw - make North Dakota a Native American country. /half kidding

397 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:26:32am

re: #388 Gus 802

That gave me an idea for a movie. The terrorist blows up a bomb and then the neighborhood dog runs off with the terrorist's head. Might need some more work.

//

There's a great scene in Four Lions were a wanna be terrorist is discussing his plans to blow himself up with his family. His little boy joyfully exclaims, "Your soul will be in paradise before your head hits the ceiling!"

398 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:27:28am

re: #394 lawhawk

Iran is further fortifying its nuclear program by moving more centrifuges to secured underground facility near Qom.

399 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:27:57am

re: #394 lawhawk

Iran is further fortifying its nuclear program by moving more centrifuges to secured underground facility near Qom.

Good thing that whole "extend a hand out to Iran" thingy worked so well!!

//

400 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:29:18am

re: #396 lawhawk

Naw - make North Dakota a Native American country. /half kidding

Try selling that to the Seminoles

"HOW frakkin cold is it there in the winter?? Why that fark do you think WE settled in Florida!!"

401 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:30:48am

There was a report yesterday from a Reuters reporter, David Cay Johnston, that Fox News got billions of dollars in refunds and didn't pay income taxes for the past couple of years. Well, the reporter admitted that he screwed up Finance 101, and that Fox actually paid those billions in taxes.

"This is a big screw-up on my part," he told Morning Edition host Steve Inskeep earlier today.

According to Johnston, "News Corp. reported numbers as positive numbers for cash paid for taxes for three years and then [in 2007] switched to reporting them as negative numbers — that is, as numbers in parentheses. ... And I didn't catch that those were negative numbers."

The company did disclose the accounting change it had made. Johnston said he does not recall if he read the note in its financial reports, and says that the way it was written would not have made him realize what News Corp. had done.

He didn't read the financials correctly, and didn't see that all those numbers in parens were actually losses or taxes paid, not money refunded by the IRS.

Instead of getting $4.8 billion in refunds, that's the amount News Corp paid in taxes on $10.4 billion in pre-tax profits.

Johnson had been with the NYT, and this was actually his first written piece for Reuters since joining the company. Ouch.

402 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:32:38am

re: #401 lawhawk

There was a report yesterday from a Reuters reporter, David Cay Johnston, that Fox News got billions of dollars in refunds and didn't pay income taxes for the past couple of years. Well, the reporter admitted that he screwed up Finance 101, and that Fox actually paid those billions in taxes.

He didn't read the financials correctly, and didn't see that all those numbers in parens were actually losses or taxes paid, not money refunded by the IRS.

Instead of getting $4.8 billion in refunds, that's the amount News Corp paid in taxes on $10.4 billion in pre-tax profits.

Johnson had been with the NYT, and this was actually his first written piece for Reuters since joining the company. Ouch.

remind me again why blogs are inferior journalism because they don't have editors . . .

403 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:32:42am

Peace is at hand.

//

404 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:33:10am

re: #403 Gus 802

Peace is at hand.

//

Death does it!

405 Ericus58  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:33:39am

re: #365 Cannadian Club Akbar

Does this mean we can make Puerto Rico a state and not mess with the flag?


LOL, I just sent an email to my wife and her siblings on this...

I always KNEW there was something strange about them ;)

406 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:33:58am

re: #401 lawhawk

He didn't read the financials correctly, and didn't see that all those numbers in parens were actually losses or taxes paid, not money refunded by the IRS.

Instead of getting $4.8 billion in refunds, that's the amount News Corp paid in taxes on $10.4 billion in pre-tax profits.

Johnson had been with the NYT, and this was actually his first written piece for Reuters since joining the company. Ouch.

A pretty stupid mistake but at least he issued a correction and apology. If Fox did this they'd still insist it was true.

407 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:34:09am

re: #401 lawhawk

Did he get promoted from the photoshop department?

408 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:34:21am

re: #404 ggt

Death does it!

Thats why I tell my wife I want to go before she does

A few moments of peace before she joins me in eternity!

409 Gretchen G.Tiger  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:34:59am

I gotta start my day. I don't want to.

I'd rather stay here and play with you-all :(

Have a great one!

410 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:35:43am

re: #408 sattv4u2

Thats why I tell my wife I want to go before she does

A few moments of peace before she joins me in eternity!

I'm sure she was thinking the same thing as she holds that pillow near your face while you sleep.

411 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:36:28am

re: #410 Cannadian Club Akbar

I'm sure she was thinking the same thing as she holds that pillow near your face while you sleep.

Could be worse

She coulda married you and then would want to hold the pillow to her OWN face!

412 laZardo  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:38:34am
413 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:38:55am

re: #411 sattv4u2

Heh.

414 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:41:06am

re: #406 Killgore Trout

Part of the problem apparently is traced back to how News Corp used inconsistent conventions on positive and negative numbers in the same document and that problem is not necessarily confined to News Corp's filings. The SEC allows it, but considering that the numbers were all part of SEC filings, it should be required that all filings and documentation use the same conventions on positive and negative numbers within the filing to avoid this very situation. It makes already confusing documents more so.

415 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:42:06am

re: #414 lawhawk

Part of the problem apparently is traced back to how News Corp used inconsistent conventions on positive and negative numbers in the same document and that problem is not necessarily confined to News Corp's filings. The SEC allows it, but considering that the numbers were all part of SEC filings, it should be required that all filings and documentation use the same conventions on positive and negative numbers within the filing to avoid this very situation. It makes already confusing documents more so.

Yet we keep adding pages to the tax code, not simplifying it

416 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:54:37am

re: #415 sattv4u2

Yet we keep adding pages to the tax code, not simplifying it

The Paperwork Reduction Act was 5,000 pages long.

//

417 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:57:04am

re: #416 Gus 802

The Paperwork Reduction Act was 5,000 pages long.

//

And we couldn't see what was in the bill until it was passed!!
/

418 AK-47%  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:57:26am

re: #414 lawhawk


Fox is an innocent victim of bad reporting...how tragic.

/

419 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:58:16am

re: #415 sattv4u2

On the simplification front, everyone in DC seems to agree that simplification is needed, but the question and the fight is over how to do it without losing tax benefits under the current system.

Every tax credit, every deduction, exemption, or modification helps a given constituency, but adds complexity.

Then, there's the AMT, which is meant to recover taxes paid on high income earners that would otherwise not be collected due to existing credits, deductions, exemptions, etc., that overlays the standard calculations.

Also, the JGTRRA, EGTRRA, ESA of 2008, ARRA of 2009, SBJTA of 2010, and HCR (to name but a few of the major bills from 2000 onwards) all add complexity to the rules by reducing tax rates temporarily, accelerating the tax rate reductions, extending the tax rate reductions, accelerating depreciation, adjusting limits, deductions, credits, etc. It's mind boggling in terms of complexity.

420 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 7:59:24am

re: #419 lawhawk

Every tax credit, every deduction, exemption, or modification helps a given constituency to buy votes

ftfy

421 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:01:01am

Yeesh.

Suspect due in court as Leiby Keltzky mourned

BROOKLYN (WABC) -- The man accused of killing and dismembering 8-year-old Leiby Keltzky will be in court Thursday, as the boy's family and the Orthodox Jewish community continue to mourn his death.

The boy, from Borough Park, Brooklyn, was buried in accordance with Orthodox Jewish tradition Wednesday night.

His alleged killer, Levi Aron, is expected to be arraigned later in the day. Sources say Aron has confessed to killing the boy, who was lost and asked him for directions.

...

422 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:03:30am

Lost rainbow toad reappears after 87 years

This otherworldly beauty, called the Sambas Stream Toad, or Bornean Rainbow Toad, was rediscovered in Borneo, Malaysia after 87 years without reported human detection. Scientists from the Universiti Malaysia Sarawak recently found three such toads.

These are some of the first photos ever taken of the rainbow toad. Before now, no one has reported spotting it since 1924!

Image: t1larg.toad.id.jpg

423 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:03:43am

re: #421 Gus 802

Yeesh.

Suspect due in court as Leiby Keltzky mourned

Aron's Facebook page shows he 'Likes' the group "IS YOUR FAMILY SAFE? Find out who really lives in your area".

[Link: www.huffingtonpost.com...]

424 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:03:57am

re: #421 Gus 802

Yeesh.

Suspect due in court as Leiby Keltzky mourned



A day-and-a-half search led police to the Brooklyn home of a man seen on a surveillance video with the young Orthodox Jewish child. They asked: Where is the boy?

The man nodded toward the kitchen, authorities said, where blood stained the freezer door.

425 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:04:28am

re: #422 Killgore Trout

Lost rainbow toad reappears after 87 years

Image: t1larg.toad.id.jpg

He wasn't "lost"

he's just shy!

426 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:04:42am

re: #422 Killgore Trout

Lost rainbow toad reappears after 87 years

Image: t1larg.toad.id.jpg

Gay toads? Or Jeff Gordon fans?
/

427 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:05:35am

re: #426 Cannadian Club Akbar

Gay toads? Or Jeff Gordon fans?
/

There's a difference??
/

428 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:05:43am

re: #421 Gus 802

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that he turns out to be a serial killer; his actions are far too methodical to be simply attributed to being panicked into killing that poor frightened child.

429 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:05:45am

re: #424 sattv4u2


A day-and-a-half search led police to the Brooklyn home of a man seen on a surveillance video with the young Orthodox Jewish child. They asked: Where is the boy?

The man nodded toward the kitchen, authorities said, where blood stained the freezer door.

More here.

430 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:06:14am

re: #422 Killgore Trout

Lost rainbow toad reappears after 87 years

Image: t1larg.toad.id.jpg

He wasn't "lost"

He knew exactly where he was at all times!

431 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:07:06am

re: #429 Gus 802

More here.

and here

[Link: news.yahoo.com...]

:(

432 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:09:22am

re: #428 lawhawk

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that he turns out to be a serial killer; his actions are far too methodical to be simply attributed to being panicked into killing that poor frightened child.



A neighbor told authorities her son had said Aron had once tried to lure him into his car, but nothing happened and she didn't think much of it until the news of the killing, police said.

433 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:09:38am

re: #421 Gus 802

Yeesh.

Suspect due in court as Leiby Keltzky mourned

NOW all the neighbors and co-workers are coming forward and saying "You know, that guy always creeped me out."

The 35-year-old plumbing-supply store stockboy made his neighbors' skin crawl with the rides he gave neighborhood kids in his clunker Honda Prelude and the way he'd stare at local elementary-school students in a playground.

WTF??

434 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:09:39am

Alrighty. Gotta get some vittles from the store. BBL.

435 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:11:01am

re: #434 Cannadian Club Akbar

Alrighty. Gotta get some vittles from the store. BBL.

Vital vegetable vittles??

436 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:11:35am

re: #428 lawhawk

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that he turns out to be a serial killer; his actions are far too methodical to be simply attributed to being panicked into killing that poor frightened child.

That would explain #423? Guess we'll find out. This nut's going to need a bullet proof vest.

437 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:13:46am
438 researchok  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:18:41am

re: #437 Alouette

Wait, the story gets even weirder.

Detectives not convinced murder suspect's confession is entirely true.

I don't know what is worse- this story or the Caylee Anthony story.

Then again, I'm not sure it matters.

439 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:18:45am

Dems’ new strategy

Accounts of what happened last night vary, but the one thing they all agree upon is that Cantor played a lead role in telling the President that revenue increases simply aren’t going to happen, and that Obama didn’t react kindly to it. As Reid’s remarks suggest, Dems now seem to be seizing on this episode to elevate and isolate Cantor — who by many accounts is more adamantly opposed to revenue increases than even Boehner is — as the primary obstacle to compromise.

That’s why Reid is singling out Boehner and McConnell as operating “in good faith,” implicitly suggesting that Cantor isn’t, while simultaneously drawing attention to the grousing among anonymous Republicans that Cantor is damaging the GOP’s credibility and cause. According to one account, even Obama himself privately told Cantor that at this point he seems to be actively looking for ways to scuttle the possibility of compromise. The Dem message this morning is all about driving a wedge between Cantor on one side and Boehner and McConnell on the other by painting the latter two figures as the unlikely new faces of GOP reasonableness and flexibility.

440 AK-47%  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:20:15am

I don't get it, is Cantor planning on running for President or VP under Michelle Bachmann?

441 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:20:26am

Holy cow...

Virginia girl found eating herself in cage in mobile home; parents Brian and Shannon Gore charged

A young girl was found caged and attempting to eat herself in a mobile home in Virginia, and cops say her parents are responsible.

The malnourished girl, believed to be either 5 or 6, was discovered in a crib that was converted into a makeshift cage after police arrived at the home in Gloucester County to investigate a burglary last week.

The girl's parents, Brian and Shannon Gore, were arrested and charged with felony child abuse. The mother was also charged with attempted capital murder.

However, the gruesome twosome now faces first-degree murder charges after the remains of what authorities believe to be another child were found buried outside their mobile home.

...

442 BongCrodny  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:20:59am

re: #430 sattv4u2

He wasn't "lost"

He knew exactly where he was at all times!


Either that, or it licked itself.

443 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:21:57am

re: #437 Alouette

I'm not sure that report makes the situation any weirder; only that the police are discounting Levy's claims that he took or intended to take Kletzky to a wedding in Monsey and undermining parts of the confession In other words, they think that he was methodical in his intentions to murder him from the outset. His efforts to dispose of his remains is indicative of intent.

As usual for these kinds of cases, expect Levy's lawyers to consider using some form of an insanity defense when the time comes. Against that is the videotaped confession and the written confession in which he says he is sorry - that indicates that he knows the difference between right and wrong (one of the keys on determining mental state).

444 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:22:42am

re: #437 Alouette

Wait, the story gets even weirder.

Detectives not convinced murder suspect's confession is entirely true.

The stories he's telling th cops may be weird and contradictory, BUT,, the cops finding body parts in his fridge and him telling them where the other parts were (a dumpster) is pretty damning evidence to me

445 researchok  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:23:35am

re: #441 Gus 802

Holy cow...

Virginia girl found eating herself in cage in mobile home; parents Brian and Shannon Gore charged

Horrific.

Why these people have children I'll never understand.

446 blueraven  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:24:46am

re: #421 Gus 802

Yeesh.

Suspect due in court as Leiby Keltzky mourned

This story just break my heart. I cant even bring myself to read any of the articles. I'm sure it is the same for every "normal" person...you just cant wrap your head around this kind of evil.
I feel so bad for this family. I cant even begin to imagine their pain.

447 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:25:07am

re: #441 Gus 802

*deleted*

What the frakking hell is wrong with people?

448 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:25:16am

re: #445 researchok

Horrific.

Why these people have children I'll never understand.

Because they can!!

449 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:25:17am

re: #444 sattv4u2

The stories he's telling th cops may be weird and contradictory, BUT,, the cops finding body parts in his fridge and him telling them where the other parts were (a dumpster) is pretty damning evidence to me

They are questioning the timeline in his confession.

450 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:26:24am

re: #449 Alouette

They are questioning the timeline in his confession.

Again, having a dismembered body IN YOUR FRIDGE as well as knowing EXACTLY where the rest of the body parts are is pretty damning!

451 AK-47%  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:26:35am

re: #445 researchok

Horrific.

Why these people have children I'll never understand.

Maybe she tried to get an abortion but could not...

452 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:27:22am

re: #450 sattv4u2

Again, having a dismembered body IN YOUR FRIDGE as well as knowing EXACTLY where the rest of the body parts are is pretty damning!

Nobody implies otherwise.

453 AK-47%  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:27:32am

re: #450 sattv4u2

Again, having a dismembered body IN YOUR FRIDGE as well as knowing EXACTLY where the rest of the body parts are is pretty damning!

remember, just because there is a lot of media attention about a case does not mean that we are in a position to know what really happened...

454 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:27:35am

re: #446 blueraven

This story just break my heart. I cant even bring myself to read any of the articles. I'm sure it is the same for every "normal" person...you just cant wrap your head around this kind of evil.
I feel so bad for this family. I cant even begin to imagine their pain.

I'm especially, I don't know, all WTF about every media report that mentions "protecting the family from the gruesome details" even as they describe every gruesome detail.

455 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:27:40am

re: #447 lawhawk

*deleted*

What the frakking hell is wrong with people?

Looking at the mug shots my first thought was "meth". Could be anything I suppose.

456 laZardo  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:28:43am

re: #441 Gus 802

This is why I have no faith in humanity.

457 blueraven  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:29:26am

re: #456 laZardo

This is why I have no faith in humanity.

That is not humanity.

458 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:32:28am

re: #451 ralphieboy

Maybe she tried to get an abortion but could not...

Getting an abortion would have been a rational choice on the parents part. Obviously they are both not rational people. In any case I'm not comfortable with this line of thinking.

459 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:32:41am

With all this insanity, I need a palate cleanser and something to take my mind off the craziness. Something serene.

This will do.

460 AK-47%  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:33:37am

re: #458 Gus 802

Getting an abortion would have been a rational choice on the parents part. Obviously they are both not rational people. In any case I'm not comfortable with this line of thinking.


I was being a bit rhetorical: there are times when perhaps an abortion is the more humane choice.

461 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:34:48am

re: #459 lawhawk

With all this insanity, I need a palate cleanser and something to take my mind off the craziness. Something serene.

This will do.

Yeah,, all those people dying and injured going over the falls in a barrel,,,,
The power of all that water crashing down on poor innocent fish at the bottom

Really serene there, LW !!

///

462 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:38:56am

re: #461 sattv4u2

Yeah,, all those people dying and injured going over the falls in a barrel,,,
The power of all that water crashing down on poor innocent fish at the bottom

Really serene there, LW !!

///

We must stop the flow of water so these injustices can end!

//

463 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:39:48am

re: #462 Gus 802

We must stop the flow of water so these injustices can end!

//

Calling all beavers!

464 AK-47%  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:41:11am

re: #462 Gus 802

We must stop the flow of water so these injustices can end!

//


Three Gorges!!!

465 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:41:26am

Confirmed: The ATF "scandal" was manufactured because wingnuts didn't like the results of the investigation....
Operation Fast and Furious: Designed to Promote Gun Control

Conspiracy!

466 Sheila Broflovski  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:42:21am

More WTF:

The accused murderer said "I understand it may be wrong, and I'm sorry for the hurt that I have caused."

"it MAY be wrong"?

This is the kind of thing you say when you send pictures of your junk to co-workers, NOT WHEN YOU MURDER AND DISMEMBER AN INNOCENT CHILD.

Jesus Freaking Christ on crutches.

467 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:43:14am

re: #461 sattv4u2

Fine... be that way...

Serenity now.

468 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:43:36am

re: #465 Killgore Trout

Confirmed: The ATF "scandal" was manufactured because wingnuts didn't like the results of the investigation...
Operation Fast and Furious: Designed to Promote Gun Control

Conspiracy!

I we remove politics from all of this though the bottom line is that "Fast and Furious" was a stupid idea.

469 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:44:16am

re: #468 Gus 802

IF we... ergh... uh... PIMF

470 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:44:29am

Get ready for another fake video from Breitbart and company....
James O'Keefe: I've Got Evidence Public Employees Helped Fake Terrorists, Drug Smugglers

"I can't reveal all the details yet, but I can tell you that we have evidence of government employees gladly offering public assistance to individuals representing themselves as drug smugglers and members of a terrorist group," O'Keefe wrote in a teasing email to supporters.

"The worst part is that this fraud isn't isolated or even hidden. It's nationwide and it's out in the open," he writes.

471 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:44:54am

re: #467 lawhawk

Fine... be that way...

Serenity now.

ACHOO!!!

You insensitive bastard

Think of all the children that are allergic to those

Have you no decency, man!?!?!?!

////

472 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:46:10am

re: #471 sattv4u2

Heh...

473 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:46:46am

re: #471 sattv4u2

ACHOO!!!

You insensitive bastard

Think of all the children that are allergic to those

Have you no decency, man!?!?!?!

///

Have you been commodified by Lawhawk's chauvinistic flowerism?

//

474 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:46:54am

re: #472 lawhawk

And here's some Kleenex. And Claritin. ///

475 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:47:59am

re: #466 Alouette

An aspiring politician.

476 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:48:14am

re: #473 Gus 802

Have you been commodified by Lawhawk's chauvinistic flowerism?

//


I'll be using that as soon as the third cup of coffee kicks in!!!

477 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:48:30am

re: #468 Gus 802

I we remove politics from all of this though the bottom line is that "Fast and Furious" was a stupid idea.

I'm not so sure. The more I learn I think it might have been necessary to let these guns move and provide irrefutable proof of where they end up. Even with the iron clad evidence the wingnuts are still trying to prevent any new laws about reporting straw purchases. If the investigation resulted in speculation about what might have happened to these guns the evidence might have been too weak to get any laws passed.

478 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:48:55am

re: #474 lawhawk

And here's some Kleenex. And Claritin. ///

Kleenex?! Don't you care about bleached paper products and the destruction of Canada's pristine woodlands?

//

479 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:51:05am

Rutgers football player tweets photos of himself standing for first time since being paralyzed during game.

That's about as uplifting as I can find that isn't going to cause allergic reactions, but it will still cause some to go for the Kleenex (use a handkerchief if you're that damned concerned about the environment - or your sleeve damnit!).

480 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:51:43am

re: #474 lawhawk

And here's some Kleenex. And Claritin. ///

re: #478 Gus 802

Kleenex?! Don't you care about bleached paper products and the destruction of Canada's pristine woodlands?

//

Not to mention getting kids hooked on a drug dependency culture at an early age

481 laZardo  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:51:46am

re: #479 lawhawk

Rutgers football player tweets photos of himself standing for first time since being paralyzed during game.

That's about as uplifting as I can find that isn't going to cause allergic reactions, but it will still cause some to go for the Kleenex (use a handkerchief if you're that damned concerned about the environment - or your sleeve damnit!).

Must...find...downer article...

482 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:53:37am

Hey,, look ,,it's raining

And to think, I was justthisclose to going out and mowing the front lawn

God works in mysterious ways!!

483 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:53:43am

re: #480 sattv4u2

re: #478 Gus 802

Not to mention getting kids hooked on a drug dependency culture at an early age

Claritin? I thought that was a newspaper in Argentina.

But yes! Claritin leads to harder drugs like heroin and Justin Bieber!!11ty

//

484 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:54:09am

re: #482 sattv4u2

Hey,, look ,,it's raining

And to think, I was justthisclose to going out and mowing the front lawn

God Gravel works in mysterious ways!!

Get with the program man.

//

485 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:54:16am

re: #483 Gus 802

AKA the Bieber fever.

486 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:54:28am

re: #483 Gus 802

Claritin? I thought that was a newspaper in Argentina.

But yes! Claritin leads to harder drugs like heroin and Justin Bieber!!11ty

//

How does one snort Justin Bieber??

487 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:55:06am

re: #481 laZardo

Must...find...downer article...

Image: DebbieDownerRachaelDratch.jpg

488 sattv4u2  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 8:58:19am

Ah well

can't mow, so the only other advantage to a noon rain shower is a nap

489 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 9:01:09am

Mistrial declared in Clemens case - jury saw inadmissible evidence. *facepalm*

490 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 9:01:34am

An interesting peek inside the debt negotiations....
Maybe Cantor should have stormed out instead

And here how a GOP aide describes it to me:

Over the last several days the White House has been walking back the savings on the Biden number. Thursday it was $2 trillion, Monday it was $1.7-1.8 trillion, Tuesday it was $1.6-1.7-1.8 trillion. This morning our staff met with White House folks and the wrap up from that meeting said that the WH is now at $1.5 trillion.

Given those figures, [Cantor] pointed out that wherever we are- it’s a long way from the $2.4 trillion needed to meet House GOP goals of dollar for dollar so he suggested a possible short-term goal in order to avoid default. He then said to the President that since we can only reach so much in savings and you (President) keep moving the goalposts, I will move off my position of only doing one vote in order to avoid default.

And that’s when Obama started to “lecture” the House Republican majority leader. But either way, it sounds to me like a final deal might be $1.5 trillion in cuts for a debt ceiling extension through the election. In exchange for no tax hikes, Republicans give on their “dollar for dollar” demand.


So it seems Obama is offering them smaller spending cuts as the Republicans continue to stall. The longer they wait, the smaller the cuts. Of course the 4 trillion dollar "Big Deal" cuts are still on the table but if Republicans insist on tax breaks for the rich it may be the only thing they get out of the deal.

491 laZardo  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 9:01:58am

re: #487 Gus 802

I miss MADtv.

/the new animated one just isn't the same.

492 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 9:03:19am

re: #477 Killgore Trout

I'm not so sure. The more I learn I think it might have been necessary to let these guns move and provide irrefutable proof of where they end up. Even with the iron clad evidence the wingnuts are still trying to prevent any new laws about reporting straw purchases. If the investigation resulted in speculation about what might have happened to these guns the evidence might have been too weak to get any laws passed.

Then I don't know enough about this to comment. I'll stick with my long standing policy statement which is to legalize drugs. Starting at least with legalizing marijuana. Not for "medical use" either but for recreational use.

493 Douchecanoe and Ryan Too  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 9:03:25am

re: #489 lawhawk

Mistrial declared in Clemens case - jury saw inadmissible evidence. *facepalm*

What the heck were the prosecutors THINKING? I'm reasonably sure they get paid pretty well NOT to make rookie mistakes like this.

494 Obdicut  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 9:04:20am

re: #490 Killgore Trout

And their constituents have got to be asking if that's what they sent them to Washington in order to do.

Did they send them there to reduce the deficit? If so, they should take the 4 Trillion deal.

But that's not the GOP's actual agenda.

495 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 9:05:09am

re: #492 Gus 802

Then I don't know enough about this to comment. I'll stick with my long standing policy statement which is to legalize drugs. Starting at least with legalizing marijuana. Not for "medical use" either but for recreational use.

I think that would make a huge dent in the problem. Maybe in Obama's second term but I think it's a bit much to hope for.

496 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 9:05:16am

re: #491 laZardo

I miss MADtv.

/the new animated one just isn't the same.

Animated? I was watching the old one for some time many years ago. It was hilarious. Way funnier than SNL was at the time. Those "Kenny Rogers" skits had me in stitches.

497 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 9:08:54am
498 Lidane  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 9:09:28am

re: #491 laZardo

I miss MADtv.

/the new animated one just isn't the same.

The only redeeming quality of that animated MAD show are the Spy vs. Spy cartoons. The rest is forgettable. =P

499 Lidane  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 9:10:39am

re: #498 Lidane

The only redeeming quality of that animated MAD show is the Spy vs. Spy cartoons. The rest is forgettable. =P

*sigh*

Grammar fail before noon. Need more coffee.

500 AK-47%  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 9:20:23am

re: #499 Lidane

*sigh*

Grammar fail before noon. Need more coffee.

you are what you is and you is what you am

-Frank Zappa

501 SpaceJesus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 9:22:53am

karl stevens takes a stab at defining itidots from assholes

[Link: thephoenix.com...]

502 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 9:24:43am

"If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it."
— Frank Zappa

503 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 9:25:04am

"Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'
Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"
— Frank Zappa

504 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 9:27:26am

"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."
— Frank Zappa

505 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 9:40:40am

re: #489 lawhawk

Mistrial declared in Clemens case - jury saw inadmissible evidence. *facepalm*

So a baseball player & a lying cheater (but I repeat myself) gets off yet again? No surprise.

506 makeitstop  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 9:55:37am

So, is this the day that Eric Cantor gets cut off at the knees? It's starting to look like it.

Couple that with Reid & McConnell pitching in on a backup plan, and it looks like the Congressional Old Dogs are about to put a whupping on the Pup Who Doesn't Know His Place.

Let's hope so.

507 Summer Seale  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 9:56:38am

Hi everyone, just want to wish everyone a happy 14th of July. I'm in Paris for a few days and having fun celebrating and going out and stuff. Just wanted to wish you all well. =)

508 makeitstop  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 9:57:13am

re: #507 Summer

Hi everyone, just want to wish everyone a happy 14th of July. I'm in Paris for a few days and having fun celebrating and going out and stuff. Just wanted to wish you all well. =)

Enjoy, Summer! or... enjoy summer, Summer. :)

509 lazardo  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 10:18:39am

Testing...

[Link: www.facebook.com...]

510 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 10:21:34am

re: #505 wlewisiii

So a baseball player & a lying cheater (but I repeat myself) gets off yet again? No surprise.

I personally don't think it's congress's concern if a baseball player is juicing.

511 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 10:22:50am

re: #510 Cannadian Club Akbar

I personally don't think it's congress's concern if a baseball player is juicing.

They should be more concerned with fixing the BCS college football problem.
///

512 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 10:24:39am

re: #511 Cannadian Club Akbar

They should be more concerned with fixing the BCS college football problem.
///

Or football's kolege problum. Way two much math at Auburn. Wore Eagle.

513 William Barnett-Lewis  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 10:32:59am

re: #510 Cannadian Club Akbar

I personally don't think it's congress's concern if a baseball player is juicing.

Except he was willing to go there and lie about it. Rather like Gary Hart saying "If anybody wants to put a tail on me, go ahead"

514 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 10:33:59am

re: #513 wlewisiii

Except he was willing to go there and lie about it. Rather like Gary Hart saying "If anybody wants to put a tail on me, go ahead"

I though he was subpenaed.

515 Cannadian Club Akbar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 10:35:20am

re: #513 wlewisiii

Except he was willing to go there and lie about it. Rather like Gary Hart saying "If anybody wants to put a tail on me, go ahead"

Plus, it looks like it's his word against Andy Petite.

516 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 10:43:15am

re: #505 wlewisiii

Just delayed - they'll empanel a new jury and the case will move on...

Lie to Congress and you pay the price. I think they've got more than just Clemens' word versus Pettitte's.

517 Decatur Deb  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 10:46:59am

re: #507 Summer

Hi everyone, just want to wish everyone a happy 14th of July. I'm in Paris for a few days and having fun celebrating and going out and stuff. Just wanted to wish you all well. =)

Avoid angry mobs. And knitters.

518 lawhawk  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 10:47:24am

Here come the rockets again; terrorists in Gaza have again been firing kassams into Israel (3 today, 11 since beginning of July). World shrugs shoulders; Israel attacks terror infrastructure, and world complains.

SS/DD aka Israeli double standard time.

519 Kragar  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 10:47:36am

Bryan Fischer: No separation between Church and State in the Constitution


According to its website, FFRF exists "to promote the constitutional principle of separation between church and state."

Of course the main problem with that mission statement is that the "separation between church and state" is not a constitutional principle at all. You will look in vain for the phrase "separation of church and state" anywhere in the document created by the Founders. You could have found it in the constitution of the old Soviet Union, which ought to tell you something, but it's just not in our founding document at all.

Now there is a wall there, but it is not between church and state. It is a high and impenetrable wall between the state and the church. The state is forbidden by the First Amendment from meddling in the affairs of the church (ed. That would be the same first amendment Brian says doesn't apply to non-Christians. It can't tell it what to believe, how to worship, what to pray, or what to preach from its pulpits.

But there is nothing in the Constitution that prohibits the church from impacting the state, whether it does so by speaking truth to political power, or by advancing its cherished moral ideals in the public square.

520 Killgore Trout  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 10:48:37am

re: #518 lawhawk

Here come the rockets again; terrorists in Gaza have again been firing kassams into Israel (3 today, 11 since beginning of July). World shrugs shoulders; Israel attacks terror infrastructure, and world complains.

SS/DD aka Israeli double standard time.

Peace activists!

521 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 10:49:14am

re: #506 makeitstop

So, is this the day that Eric Cantor gets cut off at the knees? It's starting to look like it.

Couple that with Reid & McConnell pitching in on a backup plan, and it looks like the Congressional Old Dogs are about to put a whupping on the Pup Who Doesn't Know His Place.

Let's hope so.

Cantor turned out to be more of a rabble-rouser than I ever expected. Got to hand it to McConnell for working with Reid. Seems like things are a lot calmer in the Senate with those two.

*Subject to unforeseen changes in the Senate and other Acts of Gravel.

522 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 10:50:49am

Rick Perry bans guns?!?!?!!11ty

Gadzooks... [spit] RINO!

---->

523 lazardo  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 10:51:02am

Cool photography moment: Manhattanhenge.

524 lazardo  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 10:52:10am

re: #520 Killgore Trout

Peace activists!

[moonbat]Well, when you're pressed into a corner and suffocated, you're not just gonna let them suffocate, right? You gotta fight back![/moonbat]

/shit, we need a working tag

525 The Left  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 10:52:51am

re: #441 Gus 802

Holy cow...

Virginia girl found eating herself in cage in mobile home; parents Brian and Shannon Gore charged

And:

"He was really a nice guy," Brian Gore's ex-girlfriend, Sandy, told WTKR 3 News in Norfolk. "He went to church and everything."

Well, if he went to church he must be okay!

526 BongCrodny  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 10:53:27am

re: #519 Kragar (Proud to be Kafir)

Bryan Fischer: No separation between Church and State in the Constitution


Mr. Fischer:

I've got your cherished moral principles right here.

527 Gus  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 10:55:00am

re: #525 iceweasel

And:

Well, if he went to church he must be okay!

Yeah. That's all it takes for some Muricans. Just let everyone know "I go to church" and you're as sweet as apple pie for them. Nothing to suspect. It's only "those other people" that do things like this.

528 BongCrodny  Thu, Jul 14, 2011 10:57:31am

re: #525 iceweasel

And:


Well, if he went to church he must be okay!


Did you see the American Flag hanging from their mobile home?

He's a patriot, too!


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