re: #269 Lord Of The Pies

HURR HURR OBAMAPHONES!!! WHY CAN’T THEY USE TEH PAY PHONES!!!! WHY THEY HAVE TEH IPHONE I CAN’T AFFORD!!!!!

The retail value of a working iPhone 3GS is less than $3.

I’ve been finding a lot of dead smartphones on the side of the road. When they stop working people throw them out the window. And these aren’t burners. 5” full screen smartphones!