Oh yeah, Congress doesn’t have enough to do that they are debating a non-binding resolution to honor Michael Jackson:

July 6, 2009
Full text of Michael Jackson resolution
@ 3:39 pm by Eric Zimmermann

We recently reported that Rep. Sheila Jackson-Lee (D-Tex.) had introduced a resolution to honor Michael Jackson. (Oddly enough, the legislation was referred to the House Foreign Affairs Committee.)

The full text of that resolution has been published, and it’s….long.

The legislation lists Jackson’s accomplishments in endless detail, from his #1 hits to the details of his charity work. At the conclusion, the legislation resolves that Congress