First, a reprint from a previous thread of which I am rather proud concerning La Bachmann:

Ahem..

La la la..

Ahem..

She… is the very model of a modern tea bag whacko job
She panders so relentlessly her brain must be a small doorknob
She lies and claims that they are facts, is loved by every racist yob
She is the very model of the modern tea bag whacko job!

[bows]

[exits, stage left]

Second, good night my friends. Stay scaly.

Oh, by the way, Ice and Jimmah, we will be in London on the 15th and 16th of April. Love to buy you a pint.