re: #304 buzzsawmonkey

Trout? I’m afraid not.
Red snapper? No, sir.
Mahi-mahi? Not as such, no.
Swordfish? Just going to order it.
Sturgeon? Haven’t any, I’m afraid, sir.
Sardines? Sold the last tin this morning.
Whitefish? All out.
Chubs? Next week, sir.
Bloaters? Out of season.
Bluegill? No.
Crappie? Unfortunately…
Pike? Fresh out.
Carp? Perhaps tomorrow.
Tuna? We don’t get much call around here for it, sir.

Not much of a fish shop, is it?

But we do have cat.