re: #305 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I design kitchens. This ignorant…paranoid…stupid (insert any other adjective here) customer made an appointment with me, without her husband being home… and proceded to check my I.D. (which I never mind) and stood for the first 50 minutes while I was in the home with her with a knife between me and her.

She said “You can’t be too careful these days.”

I said, “I know. M’aam, right now a total stranger is holding a knife on me.”

I would have walked right out the door.