re: #30 Sufficient unto the day…

I HAVE QUESTIONS.

So, when capture is imminent, you’re supposed to drop trou, apply Not-Vaseline to the dildo, shove it in, pull trou up and get the Not-Vaseline off your hands before you get captured so they don’t realize you did something involving Not-Vaseline.

And then they’re expected to not notice you walking funny.

Do I understand this correctly?

You carry it there from the start of the mission.