re: #325 Cannadian Club Akbar

If I moved up north and someone told me to turn on the furnace, I would just stare at them since I have no idea how to.

Eh, it’s not that hard. Especially the old oil-burners (all I ever had in Beantown). What sucks, though, is when the power goes out - no heat at all, then.

Nothing to do but start smashing up the furniture, throwing it in the fireplace, and, once alight, drinking until unconsciousness supervenes. Which is also what one does whenever relationship difficulties surface.