So this year, because of my job, Thanksgiving was much less awkward politically. Turns out working in a Republican office has its benefits. My relatives were less inclined to herpty derp at me about Hillary and more inclined to openly wish that Trump, Carson, and Fiorina would go away already because they’re an embarrassment. They were also surprisingly warm towards Bernie. They like him, especially on the VA issue. I was shocked.

They’re particularly receptive to Rubio, though. I think they want to see a Latino nominee, but they agree with me that Cruz is an unlikable asshole. Heh.