LGF thread decision tree (increment by 1 unless otherwise instructed):

1) Shiny New Thread!
2) Is the story about the Koch brothers? If no, goto 3, if yes, goto 6.
3) Buck arrives, makes comment
4) Pile on Buck
5) Continue Buck-bashing with more or less enthusiasm (repeat 5 or goto 1)
6) Complain about Koch brothers
7) Agree that the US would be better if there were less corporate funding of elections (flip a coin, if heads, goto 3, if tails, continue)
8) Slow pace of comments to 1 every 3 minutes
9) Ask question about recipe/diy project/home economics
10) Slow pace of comments yet further
11) Goto 1.