re: #330 Wendell Zurkowitz (slave to the waffle light)

and she is unlikely to be raped unless she puts the gun down and relaxes in the presence of her potential assailant and lets her guard down long enough for him to slip something in her drink…

My personal rule now is that if anyone comes within 50 feet of me without pre-clearing their visit via the appropriate channels, I shoot them in the kneecaps.

Can’t be too careful.