Teh Messiah iz coming to Murica!

The Guardian’s Glenn Greenwald to speak at @sxsw Interactive … but then, the government probably already knew that: http://t.co/HhdkCSmh6U

— Chronicle Screens (@ACScreens) December 12, 2013

Oh geez. Greenwald and Alex Jones in the same time zone? The dudebros around here are going to be insufferable.