re: #301 WindUpBird

you mean conduct seances and read the alignments of planets, governing the ship of the presidency by celestial bodies hurtling through time and space?

LET’S DO THIS SHIT

My mother-in-law—the one who falls asleep listening to the Alex Jones podcasts—told me in all apparent seriousness that Michelle’s mother is a voodoo priestess who is casting spells to keep Obama safe from assassination.

Because I did not want to make a scene in a dollar store in rural Louisiana (they might have kicked us out, and they had air conditioning), I just commented that so far she seems to be doing a good job.