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Chirac Poodle Mauling Horrifies France

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ryannon1/22/2009 3:31:12 pm PST

re: #321 Dustyvet

TOP TEN REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH
10 When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
9 Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time.
8 You get to eat insect food like snails and frog’s legs.
7 If there’s a war you can surrender really early.
6 You don’t have to read the subtitles on those late night films on TV.
5 You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people’s countries.
4 You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.
3 Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride.
2 You don’t have to bother with toilets, just shit in the street.
1 People think you’re a great lover even when you’re not.


Don’t knock the snails and frog legs until you’ve tried them.

Definitely not ‘insect food’.