re: #337 Fat Bastard Vegetarian

I briefly dated a girl in college who had been a dancer with the Bolshoi. Freaking amazing what she could make her body do, effortlessly. She was the most incredible athlete I ever met in my life. I never once saw her physically tired. She’d go out for a five mile run and come back just a little pumped up. And anything physical came easy to her. She learned how to deal from the bottom of the deck when I showed her within like five minutes and then dealt me nothing but garbage the next poker game we played in together.

Tough as nails.