Trump: “We needed 60 votes. And we had 51 votes. And sometimes, you know, we had a little hard time with a couple of them, right? Fortunately, they’re gone now. They’ve gone on to greener pastures. Or perhaps far less green pastures… They’re gone. I’m very happy they’re gone.”

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) June 26, 2019

Self-pity level: Insane