re: #313 ipsos

So here’s the plan: reinforced backpack, standard toilet seat, a shit ton of gold spray paint and a screwdriver.

By the time they catch me, the gold toilet seat will be melted down, all my favorite Democratic super-PACs will get big anonymous donations, and I’ll be over the Wall and sunning myself on a beach in Mexico.

Who’s in with me?

According to this bit on gawker.com, gawker.com it is 28 kg (the lid is 12 kg!).

Good thing it’s only 18 karat. At $31.86 a gram that’s 892,080 for the gold.