re: #279 SanFranciscoZionist

At this point, I assume Boehner is orange because he likes being orange. Someone must have pointed out to him by now that his tanning salon is screwing it up.

I guess a man’s got a right.

It might not be a bad tanning salon — maybe something’s wrong with his spleen and the bile is backing up.

I’m sure there’s a metaphor in there somewhere.